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  • thefive

    Look at Sammy LOL

    He is fat. I just found this photo of him on that filmmagic.com site.
    Compared to Dave Sammy is _ _ _ _ _
    please fill in the blanks my fellow Roth friends

    LOL
    thefive

    5/19/2003
    is the date to this photo
  • PHOENIX
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 2212

    #2
    Re: Look at Sammy LOL

    Originally posted by thefive
    He is fat. I just found this photo of him on that filmmagic.com site.
    Compared to Dave Sammy is theFive
    LOL
    thefive

    5/19/2003
    is the date to this photo

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    • Snoo

      #3
      n-o-o-n-e

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      • thefive

        #4
        Re: Look at Sammy LOL

        Originally posted by thefive
        He is fat. I just found this photo of him on that filmmagic.com site.
        Compared to Dave Sammy is
        PHOENIX:D

        thefive

        5/19/2003
        is the date to this photo
        Last edited by thefive; 04-18-2004, 06:03 PM.

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        • FUCK VAN HAGAR
          Roth Army Recruit
          • Apr 2004
          • 12

          #5
          GOD WHAT A FAT FUCK

          FVH
          FUCK VAN HAGAR

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          • GAR
            Banned
            • Jan 2004
            • 10881

            #6
            Hiya Sammy,

            That's quite a vast and expansive gizzard you're slinging there. You must displace about 3 small children when you wade in at the kidde pool with your feck offspring.

            Disregards,
            Gar

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            • SheAintWaiting
              Roadie
              • Apr 2004
              • 111

              #7
              He looks pretty good for a nearly-60-year-old total retard.
              I mean, there was just no way he was gonna age well.
              He STARTED OUT as a cross between Bette Midler and
              Phyllis Diller. How much worse can it get? William Hung?

              SheAintWaiting
              "I won't tour on a greatest hits record, that's like basically saying, we're over. Wasted. Biggest waste of time in the world. Strictly money." -Sammy Hagar, 1996.

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              • madraoul
                Foot Soldier
                • Feb 2004
                • 530

                #8
                It's great he's having kids at his age. Should they call him dad or gramps?

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                • David Van Via
                  Sniper
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 753

                  #9
                  Hey look it's fat Hager the guy who turned Van Halen into your bog-standard 80's band. WIth such hits as why can't this be good.
                  Rumour has it that Van Halen have continued in recent years with a new lead signer, but since there 1985 breakup, nobody involved has ever recaptured that spontaneous cheeseburger magic!

                  ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE

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                  • Sarge
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Feb 2003
                    • 5424

                    #10
                    he looks like a 58 year old retard ..
                    ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
                    The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

                    MY GROUPS ON ROTHARMY.COM
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                    • Coyote
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 8185

                      #11
                      Good Lord! It's the Abonimable FatAss!
                      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                      • Mr Grimsdale
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 9510

                        #12
                        cooey mr shifter!
                        Originally posted by flappo
                        i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                        Originally posted by Cato
                        translating your Japanese.


                        "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                        omae baka dana?

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                        • Bill Lumbergh
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Mar 2004
                          • 5472

                          #13
                          Holy shit that picture is disturbing......and just think of all the girls getting all hot over Sammy for this tour.

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