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  • DLR_EngineRoom
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 2304

    Extra! Extra! Read ALL about it!

    Sammy Hagar – I Can’t Stand 5150

    Roth’s foot in my ass and Mike’s prick in my mouth, hey!
    Well, there's too much keyboards, I’m headin’ south, yeah!
    So I tried my best illegal move
    But Roth came back and crushed my groove again!

    CHORUS:
    Go on & write me up another slow love song
    Made lots of cash, so it can’t be wrong
    But Roth-era fans have been sayin’ for so long
    “I can't stand 5150!”
    Oh No! Uh!

    So I heard ‘Dreams’ on the radio, hey!
    And the DJ say he ‘can’t take anymo'
    Then he broke the CD and tossed it on the floor
    He said ‘No more crap, we’re playing 1984’
    I said "No, not again!"

    CHORUS II:
    Go on & write me up another slow love song
    Made lots of cash, so it can’t be wrong
    But Roth-era fans have been sayin’ for so long
    “I can't stand 5150!”
    Oh No! Uh!

    I can't stand 5150! (4x)
    Uh! (Solo)

    When I sing that slow, you know it's hard to hear.
    And I can't get my prick out of Mikey’s rear.
    Yeah, he’s used to playin’ ‘Push Comes To Shove’.
    But now I got him playin’ ‘When It’s Love’!
    (oh yeah)

    CHORUS:
    Go on & write me up another slow love song
    Made lots of cash, so it can’t be wrong
    But Roth-era fans have been sayin’ for so long
    “I can't stand 5150!”
    Oh No! Uh!

    No, no, no, “I can't stand ...(I can't stand 5150!)
    I can't stand... (I can't stand 5150!)
    I can't stand 5150!



    yeah.......just another Van Hagar smear job hosted by your friendly neighbourhood DLR_EngineRoom...:D
    http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
    http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...ve_ed_2007.jpg
    http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...os/TORCH_B.gif
  • Alex Mogilny
    Head Fluffer
    • Apr 2004
    • 495

    #2
    Good Job!

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    • DLR_EngineRoom
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 2304

      #3
      Originally posted by Alex Mogilny
      Good Job!
      Thanx yuzz!
      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...ve_ed_2007.jpg
      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...os/TORCH_B.gif

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      • DavidLeeBroth
        Roadie
        • Jun 2005
        • 175

        #4
        Hilarious

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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21898

          #5
          Right on.
          :D

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          • jero
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jan 2004
            • 2927

            #6
            Funny shit dude! :-)

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