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  • EDDIEVANMAIDEN
    Roth Army Recruit
    • Dec 2005
    • 11

    Holy Shit, What An Idea!!!

    I'm having a contest. Who wants to be my guest at a porno shoot and hang out with the legendary EDWARD VAN HALEN??? That's right, 100% guaranteed. What's the catch...easy. In this thread, (or in case this thread gets closed) in any other thread started by would be contestants, tell everyone, on this forum, who the biggest douche is, ON THIS FORUM, and why. AND WE WANT DETAILS!!! That's right. We're asking you to sell your fellow Roth Army member out for the chance of a lifetime. In particular, we're looking for stories about Brett. We already know he's a douch that spends 16 hours a day on this site and his own and his wife is cheating on him with a black guy, we know she's denying it. But it doesn't have to be him, there's plenty of valid candidates.
  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49564

    #2
    Re: Holy Shit, What An Idea!!!

    Originally posted by EDDIEVANMAIDEN
    I'm having a contest. Who wants to be my guest at a porno shoot and hang out with the legendary EDWARD VAN HALEN??? That's right, 100% guaranteed. What's the catch...easy. In this thread, (or in case this thread gets closed) in any other thread started by would be contestants, tell everyone, on this forum, who the biggest douche is, ON THIS FORUM, and why. AND WE WANT DETAILS!!! That's right. We're asking you to sell your fellow Roth Army member out for the chance of a lifetime. In particular, we're looking for stories about Brett. We already know he's a douch that spends 16 hours a day on this site and his own and his wife is cheating on him with a black guy, we know she's denying it. But it doesn't have to be him, there's plenty of valid candidates.
    Well, did you tell your fat girlfriend you're fluffing gay porn stars fag?

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    • Alex Mogilny
      Head Fluffer
      • Apr 2004
      • 495

      #3
      my vote goes to EDDIEVANMAIDEN

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      • ALinChainz
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 12100

        #4
        Hey Joe Thunder ... HURRY.

        This sounds like you!

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        • Matt White
          • Jun 2004
          • 20569

          #5
          Awwwww...BIG BAD BRETT hurt his feelings.....


          YA CUNT

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          • ppg960
            Sniper
            • Dec 2005
            • 991

            #6
            WTF ?

            Where is all this shit coming from that EVH is hanging out on porn video shoots? The guy is so private in life he is a recluse. He will probably die with a smoke in one hand and JD in the other.
            Sad.

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            • fuckhowardstern
              Commando
              • Nov 2005
              • 1210

              #7
              Who the fuck is "we"....as in "we're asking you to sell your favorite Roth Army member out....".

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              • Diamondjimi
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • May 2004
                • 12086

                #8
                Re: Holy Shit, What An Idea!!!

                Originally posted byGEDDYVANMAIDEN
                I'm an attention whore!
                Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                • fryingdutchman
                  Full Member Status

                  • Feb 2005
                  • 4133

                  #9
                  What goes through people's heads that makes them post shit like this?

                  This thread needs deleting....posthaste.
                  Originally posted by perilouspete
                  fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #10
                    Re: Holy Shit, What An Idea!!!

                    Originally posted by EDDIEVANMAIDEN
                    We're asking you to sell your fellow Roth Army member out for the chance of a lifetime.
                    Hanging out with a drunken washed up middle aged rocker on a sleazy porno shoot is a "chance of a lifetime" ??

                    Not in a million years...

                    You're fucked in the head...

                    Good luck on your way to HELL...


                    Idiot...


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                    • Nickdfresh
                      SUPER MODERATOR

                      • Oct 2004
                      • 49564

                      #11
                      Re: WTF ?

                      Originally posted by ppg960
                      Where is all this shit coming from that EVH is hanging out on porn video shoots? The guy is so private in life he is a recluse. He will probably die with a smoke in one hand and JD in the other.
                      Sad.
                      It's indeed shit, coming from shit...

                      ZEROHERO indeed...

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                      • Jimmy Jingles
                        Veteran
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 1611

                        #12
                        Re: Holy Shit, What An Idea!!!

                        Originally posted by EDDIEVANMAIDEN
                        I'm having a contest. Who wants to be my guest at a porno shoot and hang out with the legendary EDWARD VAN HALEN??? That's right, 100% guaranteed. What's the catch...easy. In this thread, (or in case this thread gets closed) in any other thread started by would be contestants, tell everyone, on this forum, who the biggest douche is, ON THIS FORUM, and why. AND WE WANT DETAILS!!! That's right. We're asking you to sell your fellow Roth Army member out for the chance of a lifetime. In particular, we're looking for stories about Brett. We already know he's a douch that spends 16 hours a day on this site and his own and his wife is cheating on him with a black guy, we know she's denying it. But it doesn't have to be him, there's plenty of valid candidates.


                        YEAH!!! OK!!!

                        Here we go!

                        The biggest douche on this forum is.......


                        YOU!


                        Congrats faggy.
                        23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                        • 4moreyears
                          Commando
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 1245

                          #13
                          This is easy, Ford is the biggest fucking Jack off at the army.

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                          • Hardrock69
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 21897

                            #14
                            Speak for yourself.

                            Get back to work licking Congressional ass on The Hill....

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