RUMOR: Mike cures Sammy's canker sores

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  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648
    #1

    RUMOR: Mike cures Sammy's canker sores

    ShortandSquatty, CA, UPI:

    Michael Anthony reported a remarkable cure for canker sores. "Yeah, it's the good stuff. One shot down Sammy's cheek and gums, and he was able to put down a good ole' Salami Sandwich with no pain."

    Hagar's only reply was "Hmmmphherwmmphhhhh"
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
    Tags: canker, cures, mike, rumor, sammy, sores
    • Coyote
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 8185
      #2
      ROFLMAO!
      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

      Originally posted by Seshmeister
      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49565
          #3
          Uhuhuhuhuh!

          Well, we know that "MIKEY's hotsauce" causes "that acid reflex thing."

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            • rustoffa
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 8963
              #4
              Fucking Mike....any excuse to copulate in Sammy's mouth.

              "I know it seems unorthodox bro...just hold on..."

              "Y-Y-YEAHHHHHHHHH!"


              "Whoah....that high protein tonsil wash 'ell fix ya right up bro....fuck, you need to wash your face."

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                • DrMaddVibe
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6686
                  #5
                  His face would look like a glazed donut...to go!
                  http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
                  http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120
                      #6
                      Pojo, are you serious ??

                      I've been to ShortandSquatty...

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                        • POJO_Risin
                          Roth Army Caesar
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 40648
                          #7
                          I've only been by it on the highway...
                          "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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