Euas

[WARF]

There will be an annoucement made tonight @ 6 PM

And No... i'm not Joe Thunder...

Just promoting the first and best DLR fan club...

Stay Tuned...

[Loons The Great]

It's Eat Uz An' Smile Time again, friends!!
The baddest mammajammas on the planet, God-damn it!!
God set let there be light...an' boom, there wuz EUAS!
Nothin' but the best(EUAS)and later for the garbage(UFF)!!!!!!

[WARF]

The UFF

Are they still around?
What a bunch of pathetic Spammy fans.
And the captain of the team calls himself "Yankee Rose".
I think it's time to wipe them off the face of the planet again.
Eat that and smile bitch!

[WARF]

New blood is what we need...
Not that we're a bunch of old fuckin' men sittin' around sippin' coffee and trading recipes!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I'm gettin' all riled up...
You think i'm just gonna sit and watch EUAS go down the drain?
WRONG!
You got pojo, Icon, loons and myself...
The four horsemen!!!
The epitomy of the Roth Army, we're the box office babies...
We fill the fucking seats...
Now let's talk about ZAHWHO?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Two days ago, he had the nerve to come into my house...WARF COUNTRY... and spit on my belt...
And tell my good friend Mr Pojo Risin', that EUAS doesn't exist.
He had the nerve to tell him... that he doesn't post CONTENT anymore.
Like EUAS never happened!!

WELL IT HAPPENED!!! I'M RIGHT HERE!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

DAY IN AND DAY OUT.... EAT US AND SMILE!!!
THE FOUNDATION!!!!!
THE CREME DE LA CREM!!!
I'm talking bout the best DLR posters alive today....

(WARF turns his head at some chick in the audience.)

YOU KEEP LOOKIN' AT ME THAT WAY, I'M GONNA MAKE A WOMAN OUT OF YOU TONIGHT!

I ain't gonna sit around here and blow hot air.
Look at these diamonds...
look at this Oleg Cassini...
I'm custom made zahzoo... head to toe...
And make no mistake about it...
Your good moderator, and I respect ya... for everything you did at DDLR.com
But if you wanna step in the ring with a champion...
And talk all the bullshit about EUAS

YOU BETTER BE ONE HELLUVA MAN!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Just keep on disrespecting WARF....

[WARF]

You know what, fuck the annoucement @ 6 PM
I ain't Joe Thunder... and I don't want anyone to have to read THE ROTH ARMY WALL!! LOL

So here's the announcement...
It's been determined by Pojo_Risin, myself and the board of directors.
That there is gonna be 10 PEOPLE added to the EUAS roster.
But not just ten people... 10 of the most passionate diehard bleeding DLR fans... Right now we got about a dozen, which is a dozen short of what he had originally... so incase you missed it... check back on the last EUAS page... and you'll know what i'm talking about!

That's right it's a rebirth the best fucking fanclub of all time.
Don't bother shooting me, pojo, brownsound or any of the staff a PM.
You don't come to us...
We come to you...
The evolution is about to begin...

[WARF]

IT'S COMPLETE PENDEMONIUM!!!!
EAT US AND SMILE ISN'T GONNA JUST ROLL OVER AND DIE!
NOOOOOOO!!!!
Look at the crowd, EUAS is going wild... it's bubblin' up... and it's soon gonna boil... look into the eyes of IMAPUS SYLICKER.
You can sense the excitement!!!
CABRONI!!!
Look into these eyes, Eat Us And Smile is going WORLDWIDE BABY!
We've been to NY... took those little Hagarelli fans by their little necks... and beat em'
Los Angeles.. we took the cabo out of their hands... and beat em'
WOOOOOOOO!!!!
We just keep on winnin' and winnin' and winnin'...
EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!

Since 2001, we've inducted only one member.
And his name is MAX.
That's it.... BUT NOW IT'S 2005!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE TEN MORE!!!!!

And diamondsgirl, I don't care what you say to me... I ain't gonna take you home...

[WARF]

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[Va Beach VH Fan]

Cool tune...

But it really fucked me up, considering I was listening to the live CD of Dark Side of the Moon.....

:D

[WARF]

No, I don't think they blend in very well. :D

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by WARF
IT'S COMPLETE PENDEMONIUM!!!!
EAT US AND SMILE ISN'T GONNA JUST ROLL OVER AND DIE!
NOOOOOOO!!!!
Look at the crowd, EUAS is going wild... it's bubblin' up... and it's soon gonna boil... look into the eyes of IMAPUS SYLICKER.
You can sense the excitement!!!
CABRONI!!!
Look into these eyes, Eat Us And Smile is going WORLDWIDE BABY!
We've been to NY... took those little Hagarelli fans by their little necks... and beat em'
Los Angeles.. we took the cabo out of their hands... and beat em'
WOOOOOOOO!!!!
We just keep on winnin' and winnin' and winnin'...
EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!

Since 2001, we've inducted only one member.
And his name is MAX.
That's it.... BUT NOW IT'S 2005!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE TEN MORE!!!!!

And diamondsgirl, I don't care what you say to me... I ain't gonna take you home...

:D

[Anonymous]

It's not 'Cabrón', that's spanish. It's CABRÃO! with a ~ on top of that motherfuckin' A - A as in ACE! Kick it, bitches!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Unchainme]

KICK ASS WARF! Live Wire is one of the best Crues best songs. EUAS?, Thats not with the 4 whoresman is it?

[WARF]

Eat Us And Smile is ready to reclaim our throne!
We've been sleepin' for a couple years.
And yes... that Crue song kicks ass!!!

[conmee]

This is all very exciting, but what I want to know is.... where the hell is that sugar cookie recipe you promised, WARF? And pass the half and half, this coffee Pojo made is strong tonight... lmao

That is all.

Icon.

E.U.A.S.