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Umm..I live in a city in Canada, called Chilliwack, B.C. Today, I went to get my oil changed and the guy at the garage told me that if I was 5 min. earlier, I could have met DLR..he just got his oil changed there. I didn't believe him, so he showed me his signature on the receipt, it said "David Lee Roth". The garage rep told me that David Lee Roth actually lives in Chilliwack and that he brought in his Hummer for an oil change last week...can anyone substantiate that Gigolo Dave lives in Chilliwack? I mean, Chilliwack is a small town of about 50,000..I can't see why Diamond Dave would live here...
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I used to live with this old chick whose last name was "Hubbard"... she had a dozen kids... and we all lived in a shoe. -
Roth is currently residing in NYC...where he's been for a good bit now...
as for me...
I'm living 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' with some chick named Dorothy. She's pretty hot, but if she doesn't stop clicking those fucking ruby red slippers and moaning about Kansas...I'm going to start knocking her around..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Hey pain in the ass,
Just click your heels three times and repeat...
There's no place like EUAS....Comment
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Is there anything more gullible than a Canadian.?
Oh yeah, a Canadian at Jiffy LubeOriginally posted by KristyOriginally posted by cadaverdogComment
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Dude, I got this t-shirt with the maple leaf... and it says.. "Invade Canada" underneath.Comment
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Fuck that bitch...
I'm moving to a new town...
perhaps you've heard of it...
BumFuck, Egypt?
I hear the sand is as clear as the waters of Capistrano..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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I thought it was Butt Fuck Egypt...Comment
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Well, I'm not convinced it wasn't him...some other people have told me they have seen him around town and it's common knowledge he owns a place there. I mean could it be possible he has a few homes?..I mean c'mon! The guy at the garage also said he had a wad of cash and was with two younger girls. Sounds like the Dave we all know and love.Comment
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wad of cash?
there goes that story.......
plastic, baby.Originally posted by KristyOriginally posted by cadaverdogComment
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The only people that live in Chilliwack are people who are too poor to buy property in Vancouver and its suburbs or they are growing copious amounts of bud!sigpicRoth Army CanadaComment
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Quit confusing your porn video collection...with outback towns...Originally posted by WARF
I thought it was Butt Fuck Egypt..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Well, considering the cost of real estate in Vancouver..he probably realized he could get a home twice the size in Chilliwack..like alot of people do...Comment
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I've never wacked off with Chili before...Comment
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Well...called my realtor...
she has some sweet ass beach property right next to another Roth property...
She said I cold buy the whole fucking CONTINENT cheap...
imagine that...Roth paying me rent...
if any of you have ever been there...let me know...
it's called Atlantis...and supposedly...every inch of it is beachfront...
Nice..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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