Eddie Working WIth A New Singer....

[bueno bob]

This rumor is not true, because I'M singing for Eddie Van Halen now. And playing bass. And keyboards. And rhythm guitar. And drums. And tuba. And producing. And recording. And engineering. And playing some guitar leads. And writing the material. And shopping it to labels. And managing the outfit. And handling the legal end. And working on merchandising. And working out a touring schedule also. And designing the cover art. And taking the photos for the sleeve. And sweeping up the studio. And making meals. And reminding Alex when his alimony checks are due to be paid. And driving Wolf to school. And making runs to Taco Bell and 7-11.

[Hardrock69]

One thing is true....

DAVE OR THE GRAVE, BABY!!!!

If Ed believes in the above philosophical statement, if he can't have Dave, he is gonna kill himself.

Stupid fucker.

[katie]

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
He's working with Jonas, who opened up for Van Hagar during their 2004 North American Fiasco Tour.

Those words *Eddie* & *Working* have NEVER gone together well.

Katie

[Roth & Roll]

Re: Re: Eddie Working WIth A New Singer....

Originally posted by PHOENIX
Jonas's guitarist lives about 3 minutes away from me.

Jonas is not working with Eddie.

Jonas is working on a new Jonas album.

My wifes Mohawk. She knows the band.

Can your wife get cheap smokes?

Call CHOM and ask Too Tall about it.
I don't profess to know anything for sure, just passing along something that a mutual friend told me, and apparently more than a couple of staff member at CHOM have also heard this rumour.

If it's bullshit, I apologize for wasting 13 seconds of your time. Just passing along what I heard.

[FORD]

Re: Re: Re: Eddie Working WIth A New Singer....

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
Can your wife get cheap smokes?

Call CHOM and ask Too Tall about it.
I don't profess to know anything for sure, just passing along something that a mutual friend told me, and apparently more than a couple of staff member at CHOM have also heard this rumour.

If it's bullshit, I apologize for wasting 13 seconds of your time. Just passing along what I heard.

Is that the same station that spent half of 1999 peddling that fucking stupid Covercheeseball rumor. You know the one that MelodiCrock posted as "fact" until an invasion from FORD Country set them straight.

[rustoffa]

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[POJO_Risin]

Attention Soldiers

Jonas was swallowed by a whale...

THAT is all...

[Flash Bastard]

I'm Eddee Van Haylen and I'm back hiccup

I will own you bitches soon as soon as I get my tongue unstuck from my smoking loon bottle.

goddamn you wolfie i'm gonna tan your ass if you don't quit stealing my schlitzes go ask unkle al for a bowl i'm outta weed

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Flash Bastard
I'm Eddee Van Haylen and I'm back hiccup

I will own you bitches soon as soon as I get my tongue unstuck from my smoking loon bottle.

goddamn you wolfie i'm gonna tan your ass if you don't quit stealing my schlitzes go ask unkle al for a bowl i'm outta weed

Holy shit.

Welcome back bro!

[Flash Bastard]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Holy shit.

Welcome back bro!

hiccup you're the fuckkin man rustoffa

ooops i gotta beer bottle in my ass. going to fish it out.

wolfie went to the store to fetch some ice and tucks medicated pads. Al is coming over later for some twister so i decided to stock up

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Flash Bastard
hiccup you're the fuckkin man rustoffa

ooops i gotta beer bottle in my ass. going to fish it out.

wolfie went to the store to fetch some ice and tucks medicated pads. Al is coming over later for some twister so i decided to stock up

That's some heavy shit man. So, y'alls gonna ice the sphincter down....hit it with the tucks, and damn the torpedos'!!??

[Flash Bastard]

Originally posted by rustoffa
That's some heavy shit man. So, y'alls gonna ice the sphincter down....hit it with the tucks, and damn the torpedos'!!??

We're gonna hit it like his name is Gary. Al found some mint toothpaste and some beads in the bathroom.

Donn Landee is here and he's got the tapes rolling. We'll have something out soon on Rhino.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Flash Bastard
We're gonna hit it like his name is Gary. Al found some mint toothpaste and some beads in the bathroom.

Donn Landee is here and he's got the tapes rolling. We'll have something out soon on Rhino.

Halleylooya! Weak motherfuckers' are fluffin' like a turn of the century turn-down service!

Flash fuckin' Bastard.....

Things are lookin' up.

[Matt White]

"EVH WORKING".......



Uh.......no

[Terry]

Originally posted by bueno bob
This rumor is not true, because I'M singing for Eddie Van Halen now. And playing bass. And keyboards. And rhythm guitar. And drums. And tuba. And producing. And recording. And engineering. And playing some guitar leads. And writing the material. And shopping it to labels. And managing the outfit. And handling the legal end. And working on merchandising. And working out a touring schedule also. And designing the cover art.

Shit, maybe Van Halen post-Roth will finally be able to put out a listenable album now that bueno is on the case. Should be obvious to anyone by now that it won't happen as long as drunkie and his neckbraced sister are in control.