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Who is Bette Midler?
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Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time.."I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"! -
Is Sarge home for sure?Originally posted by redblkwht
GIMME A HELL YEAH!!!
welcome home to sarge..happy holidays too bro-
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Who Is Sammy Hagar?Comment
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David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..Who Is Sammy Hagar?"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!Comment
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Bette Midler is a ugly old firecrotched transvestite who couldn't sing a note if it's life depended on it.
The only thing she has under HER wings is cottage cheese.
Your right fucker, this IS fun.
Who is Marilyn Chambers?Comment
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who is bette midler?Comment
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Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..who is bette midler?"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!Comment
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Shit wrong thread.Last edited by Unchainme; 12-25-2005, 12:55 PM.Still waiting for a relevant Browns TeamComment
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I met him at a luncheon once. He's actually a pretty cool kid. I told him I wanted to fuck his mom. I thought he'd get all pissed off but he just laughed. Said he gets along with dad fine when he's not "whacked out". This will most likely be my last post until after new years. Thank you.Comment
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Oh Jesus JOE! you fucking pedophile creep! You probably wanted to fuck him you faggot.Originally posted by boy, u stupid
I met him at a luncheon once. He's actually a pretty cool kid. I told him I wanted to fuck his mom. I thought he'd get all pissed off but he just laughed. Said he gets along with dad fine when he's not "whacked out". This will most likely be my last post until after new years. Thank you.Comment
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You told him that you wanted to fuck him Joe.
Get it straight, you don't do women.Comment
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dave isn't man enough to be a father to anyone. he is also gay.Comment
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And you would be the first to line up to suck his dick if he was.Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
dave isn't man enough to be a father to anyone. he is also gay.Comment
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i think he is too fuckin oogly. if i was gay i wouldn't blow him with your mouth. u can take my place in front of the line.Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
And you would be the first to line up to suck his dick if he was.Comment
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Hey sack breath, you're the one who even brought it up - you're the one who keeps talking about having Dave jack on your face - you're the one who makes posts describing the fascination that you have with your ass .... its a little late to deny it now don't ya think....i mean, come on, the cat is already out of the bag and we here at the Roth Army will hate you just the same whether you are gay or straight....just admit it....even anonymously on the internet, I bet you will feel much better. And who knows? Maybe you and Joey Thunder can get together for a circle jerk while you watch kiddie porn and DLR videos?Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
i think he is too fuckin oogly. if i was gay i wouldn't blow him with your mouth. u can take my place in front of the line.Comment
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