Which would you rather have? Van Hagar tix or a 3-pack of Charmin

[Lou]

OK which is it? A pair of Van Hagar tickets or a 3-pack of Charmin? For the purposes of this hypothetical, you're not allowed to sell the Van Hagar tickets.

For me, I'd be looking to wipe my ass with either one of these, but as my ass deserves only the best I'd have to go with the Charmin 3-pack.

[madraoul]

I could get in to the massacre with homemade swag and make a mint.

[thefive]

toilet paper for thefive

[madraoul]

Bootleg Hagarita TP? Hell. I could sell that.

[AKA]

Is the toilet paper 2-ply?

[lztom]

Originally posted by AKA
Is the toilet paper 2-ply?

Good point. If it's not then I'd pick the tickets and use them instead because they'd be more effective than 1-ply toilet paper. Maybe that's what the guy who voted for the tickets was thinking. What thickness is the card the tickets are printed on?

[Lou]

Charmin is among the best toilet paper out there, very soft, so yes it's 2 ply. The tickets are your normal Ticketmaster tickets in terms of length, width, thickness, and roughness.

[Big Troubles]

Hmmm. Tough one. I already have 32 rolls of Charmin. And Ive never seen Van Hagar live...thinking thinking.....Ok I'll take the shit paper. Probably have better memories with that stuff. :D

[GAR]

You mean I can't sell them off ebay and get at least $15 apiece?

Make Mine Charmin.

[rustoffa]

The tickets, although equally appropriate for wiping your ass, are alot smaller and probably not very absorbent. Gotta go with the TP.

[ELVIS]

Get a life Lou...

[Lou]

OK look who's talking, LOL

[Dave IS VH]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Hmmm. Tough one. I already have 32 rolls of Charmin. :D

32 Rolls of Charmin TP DAMN!!!!!!! Are you stocking up for a TP shortage? :D

I would have to go with the Charmin because the TP would work a allot better, when I'm wiping my ass

Although, I like to think about Sammy and Van Hagar, when I'm taking a shit. :p

[DLRSLAVE]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Hmmm. Tough one. I already have 32 rolls of Charmin.

Damn Big T thats a helluv alot of TP maybe instead of buying all that
TP you could by some Imodium :D Pssst I'll take the tp too. Maybe I can just have some of yours huh

[NE169]

I like Scott 1-ply...

More sheets/roll, plus I don't use a whole roll to relieve an itchy asshole when 2-ply leaves a lotta paper lint...