vhnd a joke

[Brett]

I always went to the VHND first, when of course there was actual news to follow.

[bantonelli]

Well, I'm telling ya, Those in Van Hagar seem to put their names behind items that are of poor quality.

I went to the "audience of 20" to have Bass Player sign my bottles of MAD BBQ Sauce at Hard Rock Cafe just for "Shitz & Grinz" and I sent one as a Xmas Gift to LOONS THE GREAT.

Apparently those bottles ($11.00 per bottle of BBQ Sauce!!!!) were made with very cheap glass, cuz I wrapped it well in "bubble pack" and by the time LOONS received it in it's Fed Ex container, he said there was a foul odor coming from the package and sure enough, the bottle exploded and the fowl smelling odor of MAD's BBQ Sauce is still haunting LOONS to this day.

Don't get Loons Mad or make him cross, cuz if you do, he'll make you eat that sauce!

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Come on.... Where's the Van Halen news to report?

Agreed that site has never been the same since Grant passed the ownership over to the the VH Store gang, but there's really nothing for them to report beyond radio and hot sauce sales...

And just as proof...let's take a gander at this meaningful little post that just hit the VHND yesterday...

An interview with Mrs. Michael Hagar.

What a bunch of horseshit. Prepare to puke....

HE'S ONE OF rock 'n' roll's wild boys, a bass-thumping, crowd-diving legend.

Now, add barbecue sauce salesman to Van Halen bass guitarist Michael Anthony's resume.

Anthony, a Van Halen veteran whose trademark goatee and Jack Daniels bottle-shaped guitar have been fixtures in the band for more than three decades, just introduced his Mad Anthony's BBQ Sauce line at Hard Rock Cafes nationwide.

After launching Mad Anthony's Hot Sauce with the help of a California gourmet foods company in 2004, the burly, bearded Los Angeles rocker spent the past year - when he wasn't on tour with the band - coming up with a line of new "original" and "extra hot" bottled barbecue hot sauce blends, which retail for $8.95 a bottle (www.madanthonycafe.com or www.hardrock.com).

Anthony, a professed spice addict with a penchant for Mexican food and an addiction to grilling absolutely everything, is part of a growing rank of rockers-turned-sauce-peddlers clamoring to leave their fiery mark on the food world. Recently, Grateful Dead singer and guitarist Bob Weir released Weir's Hot Sauce and Otherworld Wok Sauce, and Aerosmith rocker Joe Perry, who says hot food gives him a natural high just like being on stage, introduced Rock Your World Boneyard Brew Hot Sauce. The sauces cost from $6.95 to $8.95 per five-ounce bottle at www.weirsauces.com and www.joeperrysrockyourworld.com.

We caught up with Anthony last month at Philly's Hard Rock Cafe at 11th and Market streets, to riff about the product and his love of hot food - and to find out exactly why rockers are so into these sauces.

Q. How did the recipe come about?

A. This is a sauce that I didn't want to just slap my name on it and have a company sell it, because it was a quick way to make a buck. I really wanted the flavor to be mine, so the company [the Hard Rock Cafe] actually came to me with a basic sauce, a starting point, and then we sort of went back and forth... I wanted a different flavor. I don't like it too sweet. I like a little bit of a smoke flavor to it... basically, the flavor is exactly the same between the mild and the extra hot. The only difference is in the hot, we add habanero powder. A little bit of a kick. There's one thing I've learned through all of the years of eating hot sauce, it's that you don't want it to be so hot that you can't finish your meal or it overpowers the meal entirely. We tried to make it so it pops, but it's not the first thing you taste when you eat it.

Q. Do you barbecue at home?

A. All the time. I live in Southern California. Whenever I'm home... the cover's off the barbecue. And whenever the weather is halfway decent we'll go out there and barbecue everything.

Q. So what kind of food do you like when you're out on the road?

A. My main food of choice is Mexican food. And anywhere in the world that we've ever been, the first thing I'll do is I'll go out, or I'll send somebody out, and try to find a Mexican restaurant. And it's really interesting the number of variations I've found on nachos, or a certain dish... everybody has their own take on it.

Q. Have you started selling your sauces at Sammy Hagar's [Van Halen's lead singer] restaurant Tres Agaves in San Francisco?

A. Actually we don't have the barbecue sauce there [yet]... We just hooked up with the Hard Rock.

Q. What do you and the guys eat when you go on the road?

A. Actually, the Van Halen guys are easy to please on the road as far as food, you know... Sammy and I really have that one thing in common when we're touring - food. I mean we'll search out, like if we're in Europe, we go to wherever the locals like to eat.

Q. Why do you think a lot of rockers are going into the sauce business?

A. I don't know. A lot of rockers are into hot rod cars and stuff, too. I don't know. With me... I really can't say it's a rock and roll thing for me because I love hot sauce. I mean Southern California is like a mecca for hot food, especially Mexican. I have an older sister and two younger brothers, and we're all into hot foods. They were great subjects to try the sauce out on. Every weekend I'd be like, "OK this is the latest thing, try this sauce."


One of rock 'n' roll's wild boys?? Since when did giving rim jobs to Sammy qualify as "wild?"

But my favorite part is in this question right here...

Q. Have you started selling your sauces at Sammy Hagar's [Van Halen's lead singer] restaurant Tres Agaves in San Francisco?

FUCKING HILARIOUS!! First of all....is Sammy Hagar still Van Halen's lead singer? Is this the "news" part of the "news desk?"

Second....it's just a testament to what a fucking loser Hagar is that the "Van Halen News Desk" has to put a job description in brackets behind his name.

Too fucking funny...:D :D :D :D :D :D

I think Mezro needs to head over to Tres Agaves and piss on the front door.