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  • Jérôme Frenchise
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Nov 2004
    • 7174

    #16
    Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
    four days of the wisdom of diamond david lee roth on the radio and we got to hear tons of new rothisms..."dirtytalk is an art". "I spent six and a half year with eddie van halen on tour, nothing is scaring me"...

    we shouldn't lose them and just collect them HERE in this thread...
    Damn right, DLN! This should be a 12-month sticky, at least!
    posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
    posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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    • Coyote
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 8185

      #17
      "Groupies are like cable tv. You're excited to begin with, but you get choice fatigue..."
      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

      Originally posted by Seshmeister
      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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      • Coyote
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 8185

        #18
        "You went to bed with a 10, and woke up with a 2"
        Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

        Originally posted by Seshmeister
        It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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        • Big Fat Sammy
          Veteran
          • Feb 2005
          • 1738

          #19
          The fat Anna Nicole

          "With a caboose that big, there's bound to be a train wreck up ahead"

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          • Coyote
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 8185

            #20
            "Is anorexia a new fashion accessory"?

            All from the Day 4 thread...
            Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

            Originally posted by Seshmeister
            It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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            • Coyote
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 8185

              #21
              "I spent 6 and a half years on a tour bus with Eddie Van Halen. Nothing scares me."
              Last edited by Coyote; 01-06-2006, 09:29 PM.
              Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

              Originally posted by Seshmeister
              It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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              • Coyote
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 8185

                #22
                "I was never the 30 years-in-the-same-job-kinda-guy, I think it was pretty evident from the first record on..."
                Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                Originally posted by Seshmeister
                It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                • diamondsgirl
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 7563

                  #23
                  On Angelina Jolie :

                  "She's gonna fart at the dinner table and everyone's gonna say (~sniff~) smells like gummi bears."
                  “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                  • Coyote
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8185

                    #24
                    "Roth Radio.....what a long strange bong hit its been"
                    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                    • Coyote
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 8185

                      #25
                      "Are you Gary Cherone? I thought you were doing the Vagina Monologue?"
                      Last edited by Coyote; 01-06-2006, 09:27 PM.
                      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                      • diamondsgirl
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 7563

                        #26
                        "Plastic makes perfect."
                        “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                        • Coyote
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 8185

                          #27
                          "Anything worth doing is worth overdoing by Wednesday"

                          I'll subscribe to that...
                          Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                          Originally posted by Seshmeister
                          It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                          • Hollywood Jesus
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 361

                            #28
                            "I always refer to Jack Daniels as bikini remover."
                            "Float like a butterfly. Sting like a B-52." - DLR=VH=
                            "Rejoice in the wife of your youth. May her breasts satisfy you always." Proverbs 5:18-19.

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                            • Hardrock69
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 21888

                              #29
                              THIS is a grate thread.

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                              • DavidLeeNatra
                                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 10715

                                #30
                                Originally posted by h3yl0
                                Do I have a wiener? Don't answer....it's obvious........NO
                                what you said, junior...
                                Roth Army Icon
                                First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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