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  • il_es_douche
    Full On Cocktard
    • Jan 2006
    • 47

    Interesting Question

    Who would win in a queer off:

    Elton John
    or
    Diamond Dave?
    Sure Dave has always looked like a chick (even now, with his sporty Paula Poundstone look) but that sometimes translates to "fruity" more than it does specifically to gay. Roth could beat John (and probably has) but I just thought I'd caution you.
    it's true of course
  • hain23x
    Head Fluffer
    • Mar 2004
    • 418

    #2
    (after sitting on the phone for 30 minutes)

    Ba ba booey!

    hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu

    Eat Us and Smile!
    Alright!!! Lemme' se yo hands!!

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    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49567

      #3
      Re: Interesting Question

      Originally posted by il_es_douche
      Who would win in a queer off:

      Elton John
      or
      Diamond Dave?
      Sure Dave has always looked like a chick (even now, with his sporty Paula Poundstone look) but that sometimes translates to "fruity" more than it does specifically to gay. Roth could beat John (and probably has) but I just thought I'd caution you.
      Maybe your father --after he pulled it out of your ass?

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      • Dave's PA Rental
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2004
        • 3756

        #4
        definately Elton John. Next question...
        Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

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        • hain23x
          Head Fluffer
          • Mar 2004
          • 418

          #5
          hey guys, I wasted 30 minutes of my miserable life waiting to get on the air and then I said "ba ba booey"

          hu hu hu hu huh ... I sho' did learn them didn't I?

          Eat Us and Smile!
          Alright!!! Lemme' se yo hands!!

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          • il_es_douche
            Full On Cocktard
            • Jan 2006
            • 47

            #6
            Dave's PA is the only one who knows how to get rid of a jerk like me. Nice work sir. I'm only in the game if I can raise the hackles of ex-Monty Python fanatics who've moved on to a new obsession (although apparently my new obsession is geek tweeking). You're a man among twinks PA.
            it's true of course

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            • Jérôme Frenchise
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Nov 2004
              • 7218

              #7
              Originally posted by il_es_douche
              Dave's PA is the only one who knows how to get rid of a jerk like me. Nice work sir. I'm only in the game if I can raise the hackles of ex-Monty Python fanatics who've moved on to a new obsession (although apparently my new obsession is geek tweeking). You're a man among twinks PA.
              Hey, dude... Where do you think you wound up? I wondered whether you were one more average cunt who stops once in a while - and gets torn - or if you were just some bad-taste jerk with a bad, bad toothache...
              Do you think that folks who dig David Lee Roth cannot get the Monty Pythons? Really? Make a poll, and you'll be astonished how many Roth Army members are Pythons fans. Anyway.
              What's wrong with Dave, in your yet-to-be-diagnosed mind? We could carry on bashing and bashing you, but I kind of detect some tiny bright light in this post of yours. Can you shine it a little brighter?
              posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
              posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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              • hitch1969©
                Sniper
                • Mar 2003
                • 835

                #8
                Originally posted by il_es_douche
                Who would win in a queer off:

                Elton John
                or
                Diamond Dave?
                Sure Dave has always looked like a chick (even now, with his sporty Paula Poundstone look) but that sometimes translates to "fruity" more than it does specifically to gay. Roth could beat John (and probably has) but I just thought I'd caution you.

                I like this kid.

                Come on over to hitchworld. We could use your talent!

                BREASTS!!

                =h=
                ...get your hitchworld on.

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                • Dave's PA Rental
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 3756

                  #9
                  Originally posted by hitch1969©
                  I like this kid.

                  Come on over to hitchworld. We could use your talent!

                  BREASTS!!

                  =h=
                  You like him because he gave me a complement.
                  Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

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                  • bantonelli
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 2629

                    #10
                    OH OH OH (I'm raising my hand)...I KNOW THE ANSWER:


                    That's Easy..... il_es_douche !



                    LOUZ - ZA !!!!!!!!!!
                    "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                    • Terry
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12133

                      #11
                      Re: Interesting Question

                      Originally posted by il_es_douche
                      Who would win in a queer off:

                      Elton John
                      or
                      Diamond Dave?
                      Sure Dave has always looked like a chick (even now, with his sporty Paula Poundstone look) but that sometimes translates to "fruity" more than it does specifically to gay. Roth could beat John (and probably has) but I just thought I'd caution you.
                      Wow, the caliber of this year's batch of recruits is off to a ROCKIN' good start so far!


                      il_es_douche
                      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                      • freak
                        Sniper
                        • May 2004
                        • 980

                        #12
                        Re: Interesting Question

                        Originally posted by il_es_douche
                        Who would win in a queer off:
                        Well Mr Feminine Hygene Product...

                        The sort of person who leads with questions like that always goes to the top of *my* suspect list.

                        Now, why don't you step away from the keyboard and do something useful like help someone choose the proper drapes for their den or something.

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