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[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
I've been there standing naked in da back aff da woods...

Da police know da rest.

da police is often GAY.

they aren't like dirty harry anymore

[chumscrubber]

Well, Phil, don't bother stalking him by email anymore, Dave just said not to email him because CBS is not giving him his emails. You think they are giving them to the FBI instead? Does this concern you at all?

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
da police is often GAY.

they aren't like dirty harry anymore

Not anymore.

They used t2o ask f4or breath samples.

Now they ask f4or semen samples.

BUDDA BING!

[Warham]

Phil,

You're more entertaining that Dave's show nowadays.

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by chumscrubber
Well, Phil, don't bother stalking him by email anymore, Dave just said not to email him because CBS is not giving him his emails. You think they are giving them to the FBI instead? Does this concern you at all?

Naw, da FBI, restraining orders, boodyguards, nothings bothers mmme. Dat's f4or amateurs and dabblers!

I like stalking...er, calling DAVE, t2oo.

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Warham
Phil,

You're more entertaining that Dave's show nowadays.

So are YOO!:D

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
Not anymore.

They used t2o ask f4or breath samples.

Now they ask f4or semen samples.

BUDDA BING!

they can go CSI and check our girlfriends at da bowling alleys

their cheeks may be glowing!

just like some of the COPS cheeks!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by chumscrubber
Well, Phil, don't bother stalking him by email anymore, Dave just said not to email him because CBS is not giving him his emails. You think they are giving them to the FBI instead? Does this concern you at all?

We have a new caller on line three!

Phil, will we let him through?

[chumscrubber]

Feeling regular today, Phil? How about a report?

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
they can go CSI and check our girlfriends at da bowling alleys

their cheeks may be glowing!

just like some of the COPS cheeks!

Yeh, cops are da kinkyest right after DOCTORS!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
Naw, da FBI, restraining orders, boodyguards, nothings bothers mmme. Dat's f4or amateurs and dabblers!

I like stalking...er, calling DAVE, t2oo.

I can DRESS up likephil a-a-and !FOOL da COPS !

they WILL think I'M Phil!

[Golden AWe]

ahahaha

that's a cunning plan!

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by chumscrubber
Feeling regular today, Phil? How about a report?

yES, eggaztly on time, t2oo.

30 mminutes right after I heard DAVE start talking.

Tit was a tease to2day.

I had t2o go, butt (no pun) when I sat down I couldn't go.

When dat happuns I usually git sumthing t2o read.

Dis time I used a stimulant.

I spilled mmy early mmoarning coffee right on mmy balls and a certain part aff mmy brain speeded up and dat poop shot out like tit came out aff a cannon.

Da force aff da excretion splashed all da water outta da bowl so when I flushed tit just sat there taunting mme cuntil da bowl filled up.

And then tit was gone.

Like DAVE'S ethnic music loops.

I had a little hard time getting back here online cause I had t2o wipe da raw sewage aff mmmy slippers.

Consequencely, I've become an Early MMorning austic ONLINE Entertainer!

[chumscrubber]

LMFAO!!!

[chumscrubber]

Even better than tape worms!