Van Hagar "fellas" please explain?

[Golden AWe]

Look at my fucking signature.

[L.S.D.]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Look at my fucking signature.

and..........

[L.S.D.]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
LOL!!!

Maybe, just maybe one of the two was and is writing about his life while having the time of his life touring and travelling around the world...and the other one was trying to write something adult...

but ended up writing about the buffet table.

Yeah and one went to #1 on the charts and headlined the biggest tour of the year, and one saw his career and routine starting to fade into obscurity wheil Van Halen rolled on.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
Yeah and one went to #1 on the charts and headlined the biggest tour of the year, and one saw his career and routine starting to fade into obscurity wheil Van Halen rolled on.

How many world tours has Hagar had since? How well has Hagar rolled on?

[L.S.D.]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Golden AWe
How many world tours has Hagar had since? How well has Hagar rolled on? [/QUOTE


Thats not what we were talking about was it. Regardless, Sammy at least writes his own material and lyrics and he siold out the Rosemont theatre here in 03, capacity 4,500, dlr sold 350 at the House Of Blues. that is fact. Sammy also has produced a 2 succussful nightclubs and restaruants and has the 2nd best selling tequila on the market. And did I leave out that he is the lead singer for Van halen? Id say Sammy has fared better. Dont forget, this aint '86 anymore....Its the age of downloading and burning cd's and the land of the boy bands....

[Golden AWe]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by L.S.D.

Originally posted by Golden AWe
How many world tours has Hagar had since? How well has Hagar rolled on? [/QUOTE


Thats not what we were talking about was it. Regardless, Sammy at least writes his own material and lyrics and he siold out the Rosemont theatre here in 03, capacity 4,500, dlr sold 350 at the House Of Blues. that is fact. Sammy also has produced a 2 succussful nightclubs and restaruants and has the 2nd best selling tequila on the market. And did I leave out that he is the lead singer for Van halen? Id say Sammy has fared better. Dont forget, this aint '86 anymore....Its the age of downloading and burning cd's and the land of the boy bands....

LMBSAO!!!

I think we have seen enough of you and your facts. You make them up as you go. Now get your head out of your ass, learn how to type, stop lying and have another glass of milk.

[L.S.D.]

what facts, I was at both shows, last year, where you there?

[DavidLeeNatra]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by L.S.D.

Sammy at least writes his own material and lyrics...

I wrote better lyrics when I was fifteen and had my first school band...and I'm not a native speaker...

[Lou]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
How many world tours has Hagar had since? How well has Hagar rolled on?

Well he's rolled on, if by that you mean eating rolls and developing rolls in his stomach.

[thefive]

Originally posted by Lou
Well he's rolled on, if by that you mean eating rolls and developing rolls in his stomach.

Perfect I can post this again.



Only to ANNOY!!!!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
You dont like these lyrics?

MINE ALL MINE

No, I don't cos they blow sheep balls and are completely and totally LAME.

I'm a devout Christian and fatboy isn't singing about faith at all. Just word clutter pretending and attempting to carry merit with religious and spiritual word drool. Honestly, he should have written about his alien brain or ass rape cos both his anus and mind are one in the same. He might have had some better rhymes?

Personally, I think he's singing about how much he scored from the buffet table cos for Spam it's all about the grub!

"MINE ALL MINE!!! Gobble, gobble."

[DavidLeeWrath]

Sam sings about fuckin....

Hey!

Ooh, slip n' slide, push it in, uh!
A-Bitch sure got the rhythm
Holdin' back, yeah I got control
Oh, hooked inta her system

Don't draw the line
(Oooh ooh ooh) Honey I ain't through with you
Uh! The harder the better
Do it til we're black and blue

Well you never know when love will come
Hey! Better get it while you got it
Little bit o' everything, ooh, even when it hurts
Uh! Sure feels good, wow! Uh!

Don't draw the line
(Oooh ooh ooh) Honey I ain't through with you, woo!
Uh! The harder the better
Do it til we're black and blue

Yo mama! Hey!
(Black and blue) Got ta, got ta, got ta make it right
Ow! Come on baby, good
(Black and blue)

(Guitar Solo)

Whoa!
Ow!
Yeah!

(Oooh ooh ooh) Don't draw the line
(Oooh ooh ooh) Honey I ain't through with you
(Oooh ooh ooh) Uh. The harder the better, we'll do it til we're
(Oooh ooh ooh) Black and blue, ow!

Don't draw the line
(Oooh ooh ooh) Baby I ain't through with you
Uh, harder the better
We'll do it til we're black and blue

Yeah, the wetter the better
We'll do it til we're black and blue, ow!
Uh!
(Whuh! Whuh! Whuh! Whuh!)
Do it til we're black and blue
Yeah!
Ow!
Now, come on baby!
Wetter the better!
Let's do it 'til
We're black and blue! Uh

Come on baby
Oh
Uh

[DavidLeeWrath]

Sam sings about....fuckin...

Yeah! She's gotta have soul
Or it won't feel right
Well, just plain, clean, and simple
Wrapped up nice n' tight
And homegrown and down-home, that makes one
Cookin' up that old time, long lost recipe for me. Woo!
It's gettin' hard to find
Guess it ain't hip enough now
You take an average guy, he can't identify, uh
And there's a short supply of her fine, fine stuff
Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on some o' that
Shake it up, bake it up nice, uh!
Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on all that
I so love my baby's poundcake
Homegrown and down-home, yeah that's the one
Still cookin' with that old time, long lost recipe
Lemme get on some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. I want some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Gimme some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho-ow!
(Guitar Solo)
Ooh, got some real fine pound...poundcake. Ah
I've been out there
Tried a little bit of everything
But it's all sex without love
I found the real thing is poundcake
Homegrown and down-home, yeah that's the one
Still cookin' with that old time, long lost recipe, yeah. Woo!
She's down-home and down-home. Oh, that's my woman
Gimme some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Lemme hold that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Uh!
Uh-ah uh-ho ho
Homegrown and down-home, woo! Come on babe
Gimme some o' that, gimme some o' that
Homegrown, way down-home. Yeah!
Uh-ah uh-ho ho, yeah, gimme some o' that. Woo!
C'mon baby
Homegrown, homegrown, down-home
Uh-ho ho

[DavidLeeWrath]

and Sam sings about....more fuckin...

Oh, if you wanna see other guys
Baby, I could let it slide
You wanna lover, you want a friend
Mama I can be both of them I got the tools, to satisfy-uh
Just walk away
If I fall shy at all
Uh!

Come on baby, finish what ya started
I'm incomplete, huh!
That ain't no way to treat the broken-hearted
I need some sympathy!

I like to look at the long run
I like to take each step, one by one
Right on time, you will arrive
By keepin' the dream alive

It's alive
And it's kickin'
Inside of me
So come on baby, please

Come on baby finish what ya started
Oh! I'm incomplete uh!
That ain't no way to treat the broken-hearted
Ow! Come on and finish me!

(Guitar Solo)

(Baby come on)
(Come on baby, you say yeah)
(Baby come on)
(Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, bay-yeah!)

Uh!
Now come on baby
Please
Oh baby, come on

(Come on baby finish what ya started)
Ahh
(That ain't no way to treat the broken-hearted)
Oh, oo-ow-oo-ow-oo-ow!
(Come on baby finish what ya started)

[DavidLeeWrath]

Sammy sure like to sing about fuckin.....

U.S. Prime, Grade A stamped, guaranteed
Grease it up and turn on the heat
You got ta' throw it down and roll it over once, maybe twice
And chow down, and down and down and down!

Whoo!

'Cause she's good enough, good enough ta
Huh!
Me, I can't get enough, I can't get enough
When it's, good enough ta
Ahh!

Hey! Oh, me, I been working up an appetite
It seeems like the harder I work, the more my body needs. Wow!
I like to open up. Come on give me six on the half-shell
'Cause it's 3-6-9 time

Whoo!

"Cause she's good enough, good enough ta huh!
I can't get enough, I can't get enough
Wow! She's good enough
She's good enough
Good enough, ta
She's good enough ta
Oh!

(Guitar Solo)

Hey waitress!
Lookit here man. You got any specials here tonight
Me and the fellas might be interested in?
What's that? What? Rack a what?
Well, I'll have some of that!