Disaster Dave: Roth’s radio debut is a morning-drive Hindenburg

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
Hey shit pickle

OK STOP, RITE NOW!

That 'shit pickle' comment is making me cry from laughter and I'm at work.......

needless to say.......ROTFFLMAO!!!!!

[jhale667]

Same here...fortunately, my co-workers already know I'm insane....:D

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by audiospectrum
Alright, this is such a load of bullshit. Some of you RothArmy member just get way too sensitive over articles or blogs or whatever that bag Roth. I for one am interested in EVERYTHING that is written about Roth, good, bad and in-between. And if someone bags him, I don't get on his/her case or even worse, resort to patheticly immature responses like:
"I feel for you because of your mental retardation and your smelly crotch. I can only guess of the turmoil you must go through every single day trying to prove to us all that you matter in this life and that being a gay man-whore is a fulfilling and worthwhile occupation.

When you are elbow deep in some dudes shitbox, who do you think of first...Stern or Spammy?

What turns you on faster...flossing your teeth with your uncle's pubes or licking the back of your boyfriend’s nutsack?"

This just isn't funny, it's stupid defensive tripe. If this guy 'Boring' is going to only supply the RothArmy site with anti-Dave news and reviews, why the fuck does it matter so much??? I enjoy reading them, even though I don't agree with them. I feel you need to take the good with the bad in every aspect in life. You all can't sit on the RothArmy site in your own little bubble reading nothing but glorious pro-Dave articles. And don't get me wrong, I'm so very pro-Dave, always have been, and besides him doing anything out of the ordinary, like child molesting or rape, I'll always be. I just think we all need to settle down, hold off the personal attacks, read 'em, add comments about the article and move on. This guy's just a messenger.

I'm sorry; I didn't know that you were Bored's personal cock washer.

I will know turn my childish remarks on you, seeing as how you are a gimpy ass eater who routinely spanks his balls with a crusty OU812 cd case.


I wipe my ass with any negative Dave reviews because all those so-called 'writers' are just jealous of the Diamond one because is has, is and always will be THE MOTHERFUCKING KING!

Now go stick a coat hanger up your rotted ass and fuck off you smelly jizz nugget.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
I feel for you because of your mental retardation and your smelly crotch.

Originally posted by diamondjimi
Hey shit pickle , why not try posting a positive review. smoke2:

Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
you smelly jizz nugget.

OK THAT'S IT! I'M LEAVING WORK FOR THE DAY! I CANNOT TAKE THIS FRICKIN' HILARIOUS ATTACK!!!

ROTTFFLMAO!!!

[Plexi Head]

Originally posted by Bored
So before we get into another bad review I need to clear some things up. These personal attacks against me for reporting the news are pretty lame. Here I am bringing you the news, to do with whatever you want and you rip me? I am set up to receive any and all DLR news reports through Yahoo. I get emailed any article that has his name in it. This is whats been coming through. You dont like it? Fine. Email, write a letter or draw in finger paints a complaint to the source of the article. It is always provided.

Give it up Bi Polar Boy.

How can providing reviews of Daves show by critics who slag Dave but ADMIT TO NOT ACTUALLY LISTENING TO THE SHOW be informative? HOW?

You have a mental illness that at least needs some kind of medication.

[Plexi Head]

My sig says it all about critics. I HATE FUCKING CRITICS

[thome]

One of the Army writers(cough) should write a positive review
and circulate it on the net under a pseudonym.Like most of these
negative reviews. I don't recognize any of these reporters a
Knights of the truth.
And as we all know from all newscasts and media in general.
Bad News sells papers and keeps the -Sheep- watching.

[audiospectrum]

Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles


I wipe my ass with any negative Dave reviews because all those so-called 'writers' are just jealous of the Diamond one because is has, is and always will be THE MOTHERFUCKING KING!

Why didn't you write THAT first, even though it's obvious to me that you would think this way? Then maybe I'd know where the hell you stand, because funy arse comments really provide only a shallow insight into what you think about Diamond D. Bad press aint so bad pal, you gotta actually rip the article, not the messenger. What parts of the negative article did you not agree with? And why don't you agree? Then we'd have some kind of discussion, besides the routine bash. I'd love to see more talk about who knows how to review and who doesn't, and why. Just my opinion, and judging from your reply I should let it go. No probs.

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom

As far as your post goes, if you're a fan or friend of anyone, y'don't go looking for bad news on them.

I can speak for myself and perhaps a few others, that David Lee Roth has provided me with years of musical and comedic joy. His music, with both Van Halen and solo, have gotten me thru a lot of tough times. This is something quite unique, that obviously Sammy Hagar and the 'New Halen' tried to, but couldn't repeat or replace.

If such a humourist and musician has provided anyone with such enlightenment, then why the hell would I search for dirt on him?


If you wouldn't search for dirt on a close friend, then by all classifications you wouldn't search for dirt on your favourite entertainer.

Thanks for the logical reply man, look I totally agree and relate with everything you say. I wouldn't be who I am now without the guidance from Dave. It's just personally I'd like to see what people hate about Dave, or why they don't like him every now and then, just to keep an open mind. Maybe one of the mods can close down all the 'bad press' threads and move them to one single thread, and somehow explain that these articles are here for reference, but aren't supported by any mods or whatever blah blah. It would just plain suck having to search around for 'all' news and reviews. It's great when I can come on and read it all here!! I don't have to leave home, so to speak. So I wouldn't really call it dirt, if anything this negative press makes me question Dave and what he does, and I always end up sticking up for the guy more and more each time. He has always been honest with himself and his true fans, and he's stuck to his guns when many others were blinded. I salute his approach to life and I believe in him. Hope that clears it up. Cheers.

[MightyVanAaron]

What a totally slanted review. Everyone sucks but Howard because his show contained the unedited Pat OBRIEN PHONE MESSAGES we've already heard, the George Takei bit for the thousandth time, and Howard bitching about technical difficulties. Why would I pay for it? The Stern show isn't compelling & hasn't progressed at all. Give me Roth and a mic anyday over retard radio. THe most interesting about Howard's new show are his discussions of Dave.

[doctor roth]

Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
I'm sorry; I didn't know that you were Bored's personal cock washer.

I will know turn my childish remarks on you, seeing as how you are a gimpy ass eater who routinely spanks his balls with a crusty OU812 cd case.


I wipe my ass with any negative Dave reviews because all those so-called 'writers' are just jealous of the Diamond one because is has, is and always will be THE MOTHERFUCKING KING!

Now go stick a coat hanger up your rotted ass and fuck off you smelly jizz nugget.

WOW !!! are you REALLY 32 ??????

Did anyone on this site honestly believe that a personality so contraversial as David Lee Roth would slide into the shoes off one of the most POPULAR RADIO PERSONALITIES IN THE WORLD without criticism ????

Keep posting ALL the articles !!!!! As the old RATM song goes KNOW YOUR ENEMY !!!!! This way when you talk to all the roth haters you can shoot em down with an intellegent and well informed response instead of some sort of diatribe on the intricacies of gay sexual intercourse. Which by the way (judging from the history of your posts) you know alot about. But its OK jimmy. Gay men often suffer from self loathing and denial !!! You need to be OK with your obvious infatuation with other guys bodies.

[Diamondjimi]

Call it what you want Doc. Jingles is one of the funniest mofos on this site.
Pull the stethescope outta yer ass and laugh a little !

[doctor roth]

Just trying to stir up some conversation in here ! If anything i feel im encouraging people !

[audiospectrum]

Originally posted by doctor roth
WOW !!! are you REALLY 32 ??????

Keep posting ALL the articles !!!!! As the old RATM song goes KNOW YOUR ENEMY !!!!! This way when you talk to all the roth haters you can shoot em down with an intellegent and well informed response instead of some sort of diatribe on the intricacies of gay sexual intercourse.

I agree 100%. Intelligent Roth fans, that's what Dave would want to see on this site. Smart, switched on, and aware of who's legit and who's full of shit. Let's burn 'em with their own words.

eg.
"Here’s the guy who was dismissed from Van Halen"

False. Roth said he left because of the stagnating music from Ed, the two six-packs a day from Al, the drugs, the fighting... Or wait, even if we take Ed's side, Dave left to pursue a solo career, a movie career. Dave was never dismissed.

"Maybe the CBS brass believed Roth had a coolness factor for getting busted in Washington Square for trying to buy ganja from an undercover cop."

I urge anyone to go to Jackherer.com if they have anything against this wonderful plant

"He acknowledged his predecessor by saying, “Howard Stern has gone off into the front edge of American culture,” whatever that means."

No writer should ever follow a quote up with "whatever that means". What do they say in Australia, right through to the keeper!!

"He played unedited excerpts of the lecherous voice mail messages that Access Hollywood co-host Pat O’Brien left on a woman’s voice mail last year, a few prank phone calls, and a Dave Letterman imitator describing his sexual fantasies."

High class stuff here. Not one bit of intelligent conversation. It's a shame that Dave get's bagged for talking smart with Manny and others. Is the public at large really that stupid?

"Stern also introduced former Playboy bunny Heidi Cortez, who hosts a nighttime phone-sex show on Howard 100, one of the two Sirius channels he oversees."

A playboy bunny, a phone sex show!! Is there actually a demand for this type of stuff? It just shows how low we have scraped as a species.

"For those who feel Howard’s material is too risqué, I suggest eavesdropping on some of the conversations at middle schools these days."

Ha ha, middle school says it all. Remember that middle schoolers keep the Backdoor Boys and many other top 40 artists in business. Aim it at the young and stupid, they don't know any better. What a sad state of affairs our world is in.


Someone posted before that this guy is a jealous Dave hater! Right on the money!! It's so obviously bias. It makes you wonder, did Dave move in on this guys wife, left her smilin'.

[il_es_douche]

Bored Has Brains

Bored is right, of course and it kills all those who think of spinning bow ties and whacky spoonerisms as high humor (in other words, Roth radio fans). Stern's first 8 days has been fucking phenominal; he's taken it up yet another notch and while it's not quite "Uncle Manny" funny (take it slow Nickfresh...that was sarcasm), it's fucking great shit.
Fuzzy Wuzzy Bop...Ditty Bop? Wow...that's creative shit

[Plexi Head]

Originally posted by audiospectrum
Why didn't you write THAT first, even though it's obvious to me that you would think this way? Then maybe I'd know where the hell you stand, because funy arse comments really provide only a shallow insight into what you think about Diamond D. Bad press aint so bad pal, you gotta actually rip the article, not the messenger. What parts of the negative article did you not agree with? And why don't you agree? Then we'd have some kind of discussion, besides the routine bash. I'd love to see more talk about who knows how to review and who doesn't, and why. Just my opinion, and judging from your reply I should let it go. No probs.



Thanks for the logical reply man, look I totally agree and relate with everything you say. I wouldn't be who I am now without the guidance from Dave. It's just personally I'd like to see what people hate about Dave, or why they don't like him every now and then, just to keep an open mind. Maybe one of the mods can close down all the 'bad press' threads and move them to one single thread, and somehow explain that these articles are here for reference, but aren't supported by any mods or whatever blah blah. It would just plain suck having to search around for 'all' news and reviews. It's great when I can come on and read it all here!! I don't have to leave home, so to speak. So I wouldn't really call it dirt, if anything this negative press makes me question Dave and what he does, and I always end up sticking up for the guy more and more each time. He has always been honest with himself and his true fans, and he's stuck to his guns when many others were blinded. I salute his approach to life and I believe in him. Hope that clears it up. Cheers.

Sure there are two sides to every story but one of the reviews that Bored reported with unabounded glee was a review where the reviewer admits to not actually listening to the show. I personally don't want to waste my time reading that shit, I aint got the time or inclination.