That new Van Hagar photo- WTF?

[Viking]

Man, Ed's starting to look like Ozzy. Al's starting to look like Martin Landau. And Sam looks like......................Sam. :D Mike looks like his nuts itch - dig the right hand shoved in his pocket down to his shin. Guess he shoulda warned his old lady that his hot sauce ain't the same thing as lickable body paint. :D

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by lztom
Edward IS dracula now. Alex has Frankenstein down to a tee. Sammy, I'm not too sure, any suggestions- I'm thinking maybe some sort of obese mutant octopus. Michael? Well he can just do what he's always done, provide some screams down the microphone.

Michael Anthony- Igor he'd be perfect for that role since he's always saying: oh yes master!!!

[SheAintWaiting]

Van Halen, Van Helsing, wotevah.

(Only, the movie looks like it will kick ass whereas
the Sisters are gonna be sucking ass.)

Isn't it weird how Mike and Sam are kinda like,
not into standing near each other but each one of
the Sisters is leaning on the hired help? It looks
like the van Halens posing with their landscapers.


S.A.W.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by BITEYOASS
Michael Anthony- Igor he'd be perfect for that role since he's always saying: oh yes master!!!

nuff said...just perfect, you hit it!!!

[DavidLeeNatra]

remember when dave stood near sam on the tour-promo-pics and was a head taller than sam? except for alexis sam is taller than the other two...do we also have a little-man-syndrome here? tell us about it, L.S.D.

[doctor]

Let's face it, OUR band is not going to see the light of day.
Suck it in, and go see Spammy and the boys (who know it might be the last time to see Eddie), or go out and buy The Darkness tickets, and do it all over.

WE ARE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO SEE OUR BAND MATURE LIKE EVERYB0DY ELSE....

AND IT SUCKS!

[doctor]

Oh yeah, since that was my first post...
Seen:

Van Halen - 8 times (starting in 1979)
Van Hagar - Once
Van Halen III (the worst joke) - Once
DLR - 5 times (and for the record, they ALL haven't been that great themselves... though better than Hagar & III)

[thefive]

Sammy is just a fat bastard. Remember this.
Fuck him...

the 5

[doctor]

IMO he was better w/Montrose and solo.
Took many years to finally go see him with the bro's...
I've never accepted it (just like the rest of you), because IT'S NOT IT!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by fenway5150
Notice Sammy wearing all black....the classic move by fat people to hide their obesity.

Just an observation......talk amongst yourselves.

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!!!":p

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by lztom
You'd think someone who wrote a song called 'Give To Live' wouldn't do something like that. Come on Sammy, be faithful to your own lyrics/poetry.

Sammy Hagar - The Faithful House-wife of Rock n' Roll



(erase words the, faithful, of + rock and roll)

Sammy Hagar - A house-wife

[Bill Lumbergh]

Sammy is exactly like his fans at this point. Typical Hagar fans are husbands who have to beg their wives for an allowance, or to go out with the boys once a month. Sammy now has to lick Ed's ass so he can make some money again. That's something Dave has refused to do. He's the real fucking deal Spamsters.

[Eyes of the Night]

Holy new pic!

Eddie resembles Kirk Hammet in a way but the grin is a dead ringer for an Ozzy look alike contest fo' sure! ...

[Panamark]

Ed and Al look like they are saying,

Check out our bitches !

[Eyes of the Night]

yeah and they're both wearing white ...


hmmm ...






Wonder what WAS going through Mikey's mind at that point and in the band ...

They don't look SO confidant or is that just them being in the "godly presence" of da bro's? ...