Dlr Jem In Da Morning!

[Phil theStalker]

Actually, tit's 6:03am rite now and Dave is WIDE AWAKE!

He mmust run in circles and stand up while he's on da air.

And a quart and a half aff Jack Daniels, wit full milk.

Da BREAKFAST AFF CHAMPIONS!

Or just Dave's breakfast...or Eddie's breakfastHOLLA!

You will FEEL tit, BAYBEE.

Sugar rot cereal topped with meth?

I dunno, butt Dave's WIRED and BETTER THAN STERN!

I never listened t2o stern.

Dave rox.

I wunda wot da inside aff Dave's skull SOUNDS like.

I used t2o think there were tiny little peeps in da radio (How ddid they fit in there?)

In Colorado tit's even earlier.

I wunda aff hitchy is up listening t2o Davey LIVE, babyee.

Gooing climbing in Joshua Tree California after a breakfast aff a Schlitz Malt liquor, a three Musketeers, and yer pancreas is GONE!

Now i'm gooing t2o stop typing and have breakfast.:D

Ladies, would yoo go home wit mme?

[Phil theStalker]

Whelp, loooks like I'm da ONLY o1ne up here.

I've neva poosted in Main bef4ore.

I like tit.

I starTITed in da Dump.

I doon't know why.

I doon't know why I ask why.

Dooes Dave ask why?

I doon't know I'll have t2o ask Dave why.

Why did yoo call da ambulance?

Why ask why?


=PtS=

[Phil theStalker]

Tit's 7:00AM!

PEEPS ARE WAKING UP!

there weer only 3 ppeeps here 30 mmminutes ago!

[Phil theStalker]

Dave just said extraordinary meens 'extra - ordinary'.

Hey, I've allways thought dat.

I'M JEWISH!

Or i'm a 51 yeer old leede singer wit bad knees.:p

[Phil theStalker]

Mmman, is da Main Bboring.

Yoo peeps doon't write nothin'.

There are 21 peeps here and noboody has anything t2o say.

I can help yoo without mixing yer prescriptions.

[Phil theStalker]

Tit's 8:00AM.

I cun't beelieve I'm still listening t2o Dave.

I'm not gooing t2o werk t2oday.

Oh, I'm fired.

I'm stalking t2o HELL-A and fetish stalking Joey Rogan on a lawn mmower.

He'll just runn aroond his back 40 acres and mmake mmme foollow him and he'll git his grass cut f4or free.

Shit...and I wanTITed t2o mmmake sum mmoney at tit.

[Golden AWe]

I like this thread!

I, like this thread.

Me am like this thread.

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
I like this thread!

I, like this thread.

Me am like this thread.

Yoo shouldn't bee listening t2o Roth Radio in da mmmorning. Tit's probably 4pm - 6pm in Funland. Tit's not mmorning where yoo are. Watch sum porn instead.

[Golden AWe]

it's 1:00-5:00 PM in Funland...and I'm at work.

I cunt listen to Roth here at the pffice