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  • Phil theStalker
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    • Jan 2004
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    Mmonday, Monday DLR Moody Monday Radio

    Cleveland's not listening t2o DAVE.

    I'm da only o1ne up.

    There are only t2wo cars out there and they just hit each other.

    Tit's 14 degrees INSIDE (mmy own weather repoort).

    I gotta git da furnace fixed.

    Cuntdown...DAVE'S a whole minute late from NYC.


    Oh.. WNCX cut da song aff half fakking way t2o join DAVE'S show.

    DAVE IS LIVE, BAYBEE!

    tALkin' t2o mme rite NOW LIVE in da studio, BAYBEE drinking Red Bull sugar free broadcasting LIVE AND NAKED!


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  • Phil theStalker
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    #2
    DAVE wuz better last Friday.

    Maybee he didn't get t2o sleepy early enuff like Goode Mmmorning America.

    The go t2o bed at 8pm.

    Doo yoo think DAVE went t2o sleepp at 8PM.

    HE WAS AT PEEP WORLD WIT A RED BULL SUGAR FREE AND A FIST FULL AFF 20s.


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    • Phil theStalker
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      #3
      DAAVE'S alway cuntplaining aboot da mike.

      He has no background in radio.

      HE'S PERFECT!

      Dis is a lesson in terror.:D


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      • Phil theStalker
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        #4
        Friday tit wuz an honor t2o listen t2o DAVE.

        This mmmorning I feel like a cheap o1ne nite stand left alone in bed wit stale drinks on da nite table.

        I'm writing down da license number aff dis radio show dat just hit mmme da wrong way.

        DAVE said he's gooing t2o have plastic surgery on his ass.

        Dis mmay bee a good show afta all.


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        • Phil theStalker
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          #5
          Dis thread's f4or YOU Golden AWe.

          I write down wot DAVE says and yoo can read tit here secunts later in Funland.

          DAVE needs props. I need t2o take a mean shit.

          Mmornings.

          Shit falling outta mmy ass.

          Eyes puffy and red.

          Throat burned out from smoking.

          Dis is just like a hangova!

          DAVE wants t2o talk aboot his '51 car da he shipped from HELL-A t2o NYC.

          I think I'm gooing t2o goo back t2o sleep.

          Sorry Golden AWe.

          Quit yer job and goo home and listen t2o DAVE.


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          • Phil theStalker
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            #6
            I wish I woke up wit a hard on.

            Maybe tit wood bee a better show.

            Turn up da music DAVE.

            I cun't listen t2o da VH talk t2oday.

            Yer band wuz always drunk on stage.

            Just like mmmy band.


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            • Phil theStalker
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              #7
              I just took da meanest shit.

              I think I took tit t2oo fast t2o git back t2o listening t2o DAVE and mmy ass is bleeding.

              That shit looked like a boa!

              Wit peanuts in it wit a head from a big plate aff pancakes and chrunchy peanut butter yesterday mmmorning.

              And I think tit had eyes.

              Aff I'd have shat mmyself in bed I coulda had sex wit it.


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              • Phil theStalker
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                #8
                Mman dat shit just need legs and sum feet and tit wood have been an amphibian.

                I wuz just gonna roll a cigarette...yeh I roll 'em da rolling tobacco is moist and fresher...like teenage pussy.

                Butt HEY WAIT I just found a half a joint.

                Mmy last pot f4or da wweekcunt.

                I need t2o rob a bank.

                Who needs a 9 t2o 2 job?


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                • Phil theStalker
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                  #9
                  I think mmmy bleeding ass and pot smoking LIVE on da Intwatnet is mmore cuntertaining than DAVE is.

                  Mmaybe I shoud git mmy own radio show.

                  Mmaybe tit's mmore than yoo can handle.

                  Joe Rogan can doo a daily radio gig and talk aboot DMT everyday.

                  DMT is legal.

                  Tit's in yer brain and yer brain makes tit.

                  I'm mmaking sum DMT in mmy brain rite now.

                  I'm drug dealing t2o mmyself.

                  THOUGHT CRIMES, BAYBEE!




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                  • Phil theStalker
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                    • Jan 2004
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                    #10
                    I'm dooble posting these things----> mmmy logo.

                    Tit's t2oo fakking early.

                    I'm late f4or...sumthing.

                    DAVE'S dooing CLEVELAND NEWS ... in NYC?

                    Okay.

                    Tit's aboot a kid busted f4or a porn homewerk in Brooklyn...oh, dat is o1ne aff CLEVELAND'S ghetto subburbs.

                    There're all on welfare in Brooklyn.

                    Sexcept da mayor.

                    Brooklyn wuz da fir1st city in da U.S. t2o paass a cell phone ban in yre car.

                    I woon't tell yoo how many Brooklyn cops smoked pot...i know sum aff them.

                    Porno homewerk is bad.

                    Not enuff Kleenexs and a dirty magazine.

                    Porno is goode.

                    DAVE wants mmme t2o call.

                    He said so.

                    He said, "I want yoo t2o call."


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                    • Phil theStalker
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                      #11
                      Ah naw...dis is sucking.

                      I stayedd up all nite f4or DIS?

                      DAVE needs a script.

                      DAVE had a script Friday...mmy fir1st time wit DAVE.

                      Friday was:

                      1) Junk food

                      2) More junk food

                      3) Da war in Iraq

                      See how they flo t2ogetha?

                      Dat wuz a goode show.

                      DAVE is registering aboot a 3 on da DudeINdex rite now.


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                      • Phil theStalker
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                        #12
                        I'm sucking on mmmy toe.

                        Tit's a fetish.

                        I'm alone.

                        And tit mmakes da masturbating harder.

                        Nexxxt time I'll have t2o wash mmy feet.

                        When yer mmy age and yoo wake up wit a hard on you USSE it!


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                        • Phil theStalker
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                          #13
                          DAVE just said "we don't go t2o sleep we stay up."

                          He's stealing mmmy jokes.

                          uh u hu hu hu hu h uh u hu h

                          I knew dis room was bugged.

                          In fact, there's a big bug crawling across my bed rite now.

                          Fak tit's an invasion!

                          I should wash mmmy sheets mmore than o1nce a year.


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                          • Cato
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                            #14
                            phil...be quiet.
                            Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...




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                            • Phil theStalker
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                              • Jan 2004
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Cato
                              phil...be quiet.
                              Hey, yoo wanna piece aff ME?!

                              Did yoo eva watch Raging Bullshit?

                              I'm alone.

                              I need t2o cuntertain mmyself.

                              DAVE'S not cuntertainng enuff dis mmorning.



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