"Ttueday Afternoon" Or When Is DAVE'S Show Over?

[Phil theStalker]

And so tit begins.

Anotha DAVE show f4or da books.

I'm UP, UP, UP wit DAVE in da mmornings LIVE from NYC on da radio naked, BAYBEE.

TRAFFIC: Same as yeesterday, t2wo peeps on da streets, dat's all we got

WEEATHER: Cold

SPORTS: Aff Tit's Cleveland Everybody Lost

NEWS: Yeesterday Everyboody Took A Holiday

COOKING: Red Bull Sugar Free

HOMELAND IMPROVEMENT: How T2o Improve Yoor House And Make Tit Defensable From A Federal Attack

Be right back afta dis...

[Phil theStalker]

Is DAVE on da air?

C'mon leet's try dis agin.

Let's take tit from da top, loop, ID, loop, guitar.

Who is dat oriental woman?

Let's play da intro f4our TIMES!

HOW are YOO?

TAllk t2o mme, call in, tell us aboot yer Battle Wit Drugs

[Phil theStalker]

Good start.

I love drug addicts.

Especially Rock Star Early Morning DJ Jock Dope Addicts

I love DAVE.

Let's get DAVE a gig on DR. PHIL.

Butt later...t2oday da cohost WOMAN is nearly dead.

DAVE IS GRATE!

He's running in circles hyperBOLLING and wide AWAKE!

Call in aff yoo've eva been busted and thrown in rehab and they threw away the key and yer cough syrup.

Oh, NO phone.

Post in here wit yer stories.

DAVE is waking mme up in da mmorning.

DAVE is getting tit soooooooooooooo fakking RITE!

[Phil theStalker]

MAN LIES ON OPRAH SHOW

Nexxxt topic.

I've mmade mmy own decision not t2o listen t2o dis delusional show biz t2opic.

Wot's DAVE'S winter golf score? Dat's wot I liked t2o know.

DAVE is mean t2oday.

He's on da air each day and he cun't doo no drugs.

DAVE needs t2o bee in a pre-hospitization drugged induced binge wit his face in a puddle aff Red Bull sugar free.

Let's talk aboot GOVERNMNET TORTURE CAMP COMMANDERS!

aNything butt dis druggie topic.

I wanna see DAVE doo goode.

A bad DAVE show is unforgiveable.

DAVE should git a wife then he would hire an assassin t2o crank her...butt in a good way.

[Cato]

is this your Blog?

[Phil theStalker]

I doon't like da werd blog.

Let's call tit something else.

Let's call tit mmy early mmorning PHIL THE STALKER show LIVE in da mmornings.

hEY, aff yoo were in Cleveland yoo could bee listening t2o Micheal Stanely instead.

Wood yoo want dat?

Wood anyo1ne want dat?

Remember Micheal Stanley and da MS Band or MSB?

I didn't think so.

Rock stars don't grow up in Cleveland suburbs in $300,000 houses and dat's in '70s prices, BAYBEE.

I'm gonna mmake mmy tea.

DAVE'S got Red Bully sugar free.

WOT HAPPUNS IN DIS THREAD...WOTEVA TIT'S CALLED...TIT'S STAYS HEER, OKAY BAYBEE?!

I would have mmore fun being a LeBron sweat mopper.

Heer's a wet towel.

Tit's got my splooge on tit, butt tit's wet.

Touch tit.

Go ahead, touch tit.

[Phil theStalker]

I shouldn't have had dat peanut butter and vodka last nite.

I can cuntmisserate wit DAVE.

Dis is hard.

I only got up 15 minutes bef4ore going LIVE on da Intwatnet t2oday.

Aff I'm gonna doo dis I wanna get paid.

Or I'll write funny version lyrics aff DAVE'S songs instead.

Yoo deecide.

Foollow da street signs.

[Cato]

didn't you hit your head to a fireplug or something when you were a kid?

[Phil theStalker]

I've pissed, I've shat, I've got my tea and vodka hare and da dog...or sumthing like dat.

Wot eva happuned t2o da Bon Jovi GAY band? huh

Tit twas a treasured band.

Who cares aboot them now.

ZERO sympathy, BAYBEE.

Let's see I have o1ne poost comming in.

Type mmore poosts.

Tell mee aboot yoor meeting wit yer favorite star and taking pictures t2ogether and stuff.

Gang bangs wit da rhythem section.

Any t2opic yoo want tit yoo got tit.

DAVE and mme, or shal I say "I", shall take on ANY t2opic.

Nothing is t2oo out aff bounds.

Wot doo yoo play in da car when yoo take a chick HOME?

Git yer own soundtrack!

Can a hundred mmmmilion peeps bee wrong?

They can bee wrong.

Why not?!

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Cato
didn't you hit your head to a fireplug or something when you were a kid?

I have mmany issues.

Wot aboot yoo?

Did yoo like yer childhood?

dOO yoo think tit shaped yoo or ruined yoo?

PHIL THE STALKER INTWATNET LIVE IN DA MORNINGS

Dis is how I like tit.

Make Mmore posts.

Cato mmy co-host and I are LIVE and on da INTWATNET

[Phil theStalker]

Cato do we have free tickets t2o give away or anything?

[Phil theStalker]

Here wee are back agin.

PHIL THE STALKER LIVE ON DA INTWATNET

Mistakes are stupider than ever.

I neva thought I could bee up dis early bef4ore.

Mmy wallet is running on fumes.

Aff I wasn't black I'd eat at DEnny's

Let's take posts, Cato.

Did anyboody go on a cruise and get attacked by pirates?

I hate when dat happuns.

[Phil theStalker]

Cato, where's CAto?

Aff I'd have known I was gonna doo dis gig alone I woodn't have taken tit.

And I want a bowl full aff Brown M&Ms nexxxt t2o mmy sperm soaked bed.

Masturbation.

I splooge a lot.

Everything else is allegations.

[Phil theStalker]

Mme and DAVE are having a hard time getting starTITed dis mmorning.

Our version aff da man who came from nowhree and goes home t2o no o1ne.

At dis point mme and DAVE should break out int2o sum LIVE karaoke.

"Run deveil run/yer baby's gonna cum/mmaking winners outta sinners beter leave befo4re I cum"

Okay.

Now dat dat's all ova let's doo sumthing else.

Send in yer posts.

Yoo mmake da requests here.

Tit makes tit easier on me and Cato, becayse wee cun't think dis early in da mmornings.

I woodn't have taken dis gig aff I'd have know bef4ore hand tit was gooing t2o bee like dis, Cato.

Let's talk aboot peeps who put out Personals ADs.

Okay, let's lite up dis thread wit those post in blazing speed.

[Phil theStalker]

I've lost mmy job.

I have come a long way since da civil rites mmovement.

Now I have a new gig LIVE wit DAVE and CATO.

gimme a post here.

fella's gimme a post.

Yoo don't have t2o tell us who yoo are or where yer postiing from.

We're anti-social science here.