WARF to audition for Van Halen rockstar!

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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15347
    #1

    WARF to audition for Van Halen rockstar!

    If you think you are good enough, send us a video and/or audio clip of your stuff. Please include all of your contact information

    No materials can be returned, and all materials are kept in the strictest of confidence.

    Mail your submission to:

    Rockstar Entertainment, Inc
    Attn: Season 2 Casting
    640 North Sepulveda Blvd.
    Los Angeles, CA 90049


    uhu uh uh u huhuhuu

    I just sent my karaoke video of me jumping around with a wig and spandex singin' "Everybody Wants Some".

    I am going to be Van Halen's next singer.

    Isn't that kewl?!?!?!


    I promise I will bring back the classic Van Halen attitude.
    High leg kicks and all...

    And watch out for the www.warfarmy.com
    Tags: audition, halen, rockstar, van, warf
    • WARF
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 15347
      #2
      I also talked with the producers, if I do win the show... I will not sing any Van Hagar songs on tour... unless there is a TV in front of me.... with words on the screen!!!

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        • WARF
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 15347
          #3
          What if David Lee Roth auditions?

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            • Fairwrning
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jan 2004
              • 11371
              #4
              make sure there are no brown m&m's ....

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                • WARF
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 15347
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Fairwrning
                  make sure there are no brown m&m's ....
                  I requested that I will not take the stage if there are GREEN SKITTLES.

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                    • thome
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 6678
                      #6
                      Warf may I be your roadie when you get famous and start making the big bucks.I hope i won't have to do the casting couch thing.


                      Iv'e heard stories ........

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                        • DavidLeeNatra
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 10715
                          #7
                          make sure you get blowjobs from the bass player like sambo did...
                          Roth Army Icon
                          First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                            • WARF
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 15347
                              #8
                              I'm ready to go... and got the HIGH NOTE.
                              See ya down the road.

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                                • WARF
                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 15347
                                  #9
                                  I will not accept blowjobs from the bass player.
                                  I don't think I can maintain a hardon starring down at a balding mullet.

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                                    • knuckleboner
                                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 2927
                                      #10
                                      i hope they let you write your own lyrics, WARF!

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                                        • WARF
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 15347
                                          #11
                                          I'm also gonna try to bring back Ted Templeman!!

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                                            • Hardrock69
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 21897
                                              #12
                                              Where is the official press release stating Van Halen is actually auditioning singers for "Rockstar"?

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                                                • Vinnie Velvet
                                                  Full Member Status

                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 4662
                                                  #13
                                                  Hey WARF, any chance of you singing some VH3 stuff???

                                                  :D
                                                  =V V=
                                                  ole No.1 The finest
                                                  EAT US AND SMILE

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                                                    • bueno bob
                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 22951
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Hardrock69
                                                      Where is the official press release stating Van Halen is actually auditioning singers for "Rockstar"?
                                                      There are none because it's probably not happening...

                                                      Although if it does, Warf's got my vote!
                                                      Twistin' by the pool.

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                                                        • bru87tr
                                                          Commando
                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                          • 1211
                                                          #15
                                                          lol..... go warf!
                                                          "I've been rich and I've been poor....rich is better, totally better"

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