Exclusive New Spammy Photo

[Bill Lumbergh]

AP- SPAMMY SPEAKS OUT AGAINST ANTI VAN HAGAR FANS

"THis exclusive photo was taken at a press conference yesterday, where rock legend Spammy Hagar spoke out against Original VH fans. "THEY"VE RUINED MY LIFE. ALL I WANT WANT TO DO IS HAVE A GOOD TIME, DRINK MY MILK FOR STRONG BONES, AND BANG A FEW WHALES OUT ON THE ROAD. OH AND BY THE WAY WE WILL BE OPENING WITH HOW MANY SAY I."

Man, I think we can all stop bashing the Spamster now. He really got in shape for this tour, shit..... Dave who?

[DavidLeeNatra]

but he should get the curls back...just to turn that into a hair thread :D

[Bill Lumbergh]

Yeah what a fucking sellout, chaniging his hair style after all these years. :D The poodle look was so damn hip, too. At least he still has the red on his fingernails, as a nod to his old fans.:p

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Using his looks properly, I see....lol

[ELVIS]

Stupid...

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Stupid...

"Treat me like a fooollllll, treat me mean and cruuuueeelllll....."

[GAR]

- a press conference of 3 attendees, all WB public relations folk:

1 guy to hold Sammy's foodbag
1 gal to hold the booze
1 Polish guy to screw in the lightbulb up Hagar's ass

[kennyboy]

AWESOME!