Ashlee Simpson is the new David Lee Roth!

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  • Jimmy Jingles
    Veteran
    • Mar 2004
    • 1611

    #16
    Ashlee Cuntjuice is a useless twat.

    I wouldn't fuck her with Joey T.'s dick.
    23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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    • Golden AWe
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 34245

      #17
      or a finnish drag queen?





      (she's actually a chick, but the hair...the over the top-blonde...)
      Originally posted by Cato
      Golden, why are you FAT?
      Originally posted by lesfunk
      Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
      http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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      • diamondsgirl
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Apr 2004
        • 7563

        #18
        Re: Ashlee Simpson is the new David Lee Roth!

        wow. :eek:

        Dave's prettier.
        “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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        • blonddgirl777
          ROCKSTAR

          • Mar 2005
          • 5805

          #19
          Re: Re: Ashlee Simpson is the new David Lee Roth!

          Originally posted by diamondsgirl
          wow. :eek:

          Dave's prettier.

          And if they want to "replace" D.L.R., anywhere and anyhow...
          They need someone who can fuck'n sing and... MOVE!
          http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
          Originally posted by Nitro Express
          ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
          Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
          [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
          http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
          Originally posted by VanHalener
          ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
          Originally posted by FORD
          ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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          • thome
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Mar 2005
            • 6678

            #20
            Originally posted by Douglas T.
            Sprayed aLOT of lacquer today ... I am typing from the cieling! I do my best work from up here!
            Lots of air window down winter or summer while leaving the job
            to the only medicine that will fix the laquer glaze.... 6 or 7 Beers..

            At your favorite adult beverage swill-o-ramma.Couple games of pool..

            Yes sir..

            I'll work for you.. I want a six pack a day,(after work only) a Fryin Hen and Pack -O- Smokes -Marlboro- none of that cheap generic stuff.

            I got my pride..lol

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            • blonddgirl777
              ROCKSTAR

              • Mar 2005
              • 5805

              #21
              O.K., I just came back from the gym. and that video was imposed on me...
              "Hello, hello something"???

              FUCK!
              Being a rock star is more than a bottle of bleach!

              And... enough already, with the pseudo-80's look!!!
              The 80's are over and I've had it with those cheap immitations...
              http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
              Originally posted by Nitro Express
              ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
              Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
              [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
              http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
              Originally posted by VanHalener
              ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
              Originally posted by FORD
              ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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              • Douglas T.
                Full Member Status

                • Nov 2005
                • 3875

                #22
                ^ Tell us how you really feel!

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                • blonddgirl777
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Mar 2005
                  • 5805

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Douglas T.
                  ^ Tell us how you really feel!
                  MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaad!

                  L.O.L.


                  NOBODY will replace Dave... I said NOBODY!!!
                  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                  Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                  [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                  Originally posted by VanHalener
                  ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                  Originally posted by FORD
                  ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                  • Douglas T.
                    Full Member Status

                    • Nov 2005
                    • 3875

                    #24
                    Mad & Fiesty!

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                    • blonddgirl777
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Mar 2005
                      • 5805

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Douglas T.
                      Mad & Fiesty!
                      RRRRRRRrrrraaaaawwwwrrrrrrrrr.........!!!!!!!
                      http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                      Originally posted by Nitro Express
                      ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                      Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                      [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                      http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                      Originally posted by VanHalener
                      ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                      Originally posted by FORD
                      ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                      • blonddgirl777
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Mar 2005
                        • 5805

                        #26
                        Ashlee Simpson is the new David Lee Roth!


                        No B.F.S... she is the new AVY Lee Roth...
                        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                        Originally posted by Nitro Express
                        ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                        Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                        [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                        Originally posted by VanHalener
                        ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                        Originally posted by FORD
                        ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                        • Big Fat Sammy
                          Veteran
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 1738

                          #27
                          Originally posted by blonddgirl777
                          Ashlee Simpson is the new David Lee Roth!


                          No B.F.S... she is the new AVY Lee Roth...
                          LOL They do look a little alike!

                          Avy and Ashley that is.

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                          • Golden AWe
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 34245

                            #28
                            but have you seen his twin brother?
                            Originally posted by Cato
                            Golden, why are you FAT?
                            Originally posted by lesfunk
                            Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                            http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                            • Douglas T.
                              Full Member Status

                              • Nov 2005
                              • 3875

                              #29
                              Originally posted by thome
                              Lots of air window down winter or summer while leaving the job
                              to the only medicine that will fix the laquer glaze.... 6 or 7 Beers..
                              At your favorite adult beverage swill-o-ramma.Couple games of pool..
                              Yes sir...
                              I think I understand
                              Is it like doin' 90
                              Her top's down
                              An' wind's in your beer can
                              That single moment on a bungee jump
                              You're down goin' down
                              You're comin' up now ~ DLR


                              [i]I'll work for you.. I want a six pack a day,(after work only) a Fryin Hen and Pack -O- Smokes -Marlboro- none of that cheap generic stuff.
                              I got my pride..lol [/B]
                              Is it art or imitating?
                              'Cause if it's art
                              Then all my life's been fingerpainting
                              Had my best luck, though
                              With a big easel
                              I'd rather be an art project, babe
                              Than just weasel out with wearin' one ~ DLR

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                              • Douglas T.
                                Full Member Status

                                • Nov 2005
                                • 3875

                                #30
                                This months easel! Maple once again! Kitchen this time not a wall unit!

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