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Who is Sammy Hagar?
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David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..
You're extemely gay.
Who is Sammy Hagar?"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"! -
who is sammy hagar"Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
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"we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "Comment
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David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..who is sammy hagar"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!Comment
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who is bette midler"Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
That is all.
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"we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "Comment
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Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..who is bette midler"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!Comment
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One with no life, imagine how many he posts in sammy hagar forums!Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Jesus Christ, he's everywhere I look. What kind of idiot makes 36 posts on a fansite dedicated to someone he hates?Rumour has it that Van Halen have continued in recent years with a new lead signer, but since there 1985 breakup, nobody involved has ever recaptured that spontaneous cheeseburger magic!
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Oh, my username is soooo gay! --that in it I proclaim that I am a lover of a big, fat shaggy-haired mumu wearer...Originally posted by SAMMYLOVER
WHAT KIND OF NAME IS NICKDFRESH ITS THE NAME OF A FAG
Oh wait, that's you....
Fucking tosser, get lost!Comment
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Re: vh web site
:DOriginally posted by larry
LETS HEAR A BIG ROUND OF applause FOR THE VAN HALEN SISTERS, GOING A WHOLE YEAR WITHOUT UPDATING THEIR WEB SITE IS QUITE A FEAT. WHAT A DIFFERENCE, DAVE'S BROADCASTING TO OVER 4MIL EARS PUTTING HIS ASS ON THE LINE EVERYDAY TAKING ON ALL COMERS AND THE SISTERS CAN'T EVEN GET OUT OF THE BASEMENT.“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty WhiteComment
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I shudder to think!!Originally posted by David Van Via
One with no life, imagine how many he posts in sammy hagar forums!Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?Comment
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LMAOOriginally posted by Nickdfresh
Oh, my username is soooo gay! --that in it I proclaim that I am a lover of a big, fat shaggy-haired mumu wearer...
Oh wait, that's you....
OWNEDI really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together we can, Get hotComment
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Except when you click on "music." And then you can click on each album, and the background information including sales figures will appear, and then you find out that Classic Van Halen has sold nearly twice as many albums as Van Hagaus...Originally posted by SAMMYLOVER
AT LEAST THEYVE REMOVED EVERYTHING RELATED TO THAT FAG DAVID LEE ROTHComment
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I think that reaches new heights of ownedness.Originally posted by Dave's Bitch
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OWNEDFast & Bulbous, Got Me?Comment
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how about vhnd.com?We're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in ChernobylComment
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HardRock nailed it...
...It IS a TOTAL lack of gratitude on the part of the Van Halens towards those who gave them their millions...
Although they probably thought they were doing us all a favor by hooking up with Hagar in 2004.
What IS the fucking point of having a website if all you do is chain-smoke Marlboros, guzzle Heinekens and sit around recording "two or three albums worth of music, ready to go" that you can't bother to put out anyway?
I feel no sympathy towards the Van Halens for the pitiful state their band has fallen into, because, like others here have said, they have nobody but themselves to blame.Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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You haved summed up the situation in less than a paragraph better than I have ever seen before. It's just fucking sad. Great post.Originally posted by Hardrock69
[B] What a fucking waste.
Greatest Big Rock Shuffle drummer of the past 30 years, and one of the world's greatest guitarists...
And they do nothing with their legacy.....as if they wish to deny it ever happened....
]"One mouthful of you will rot every tooth in my mouth you little sugar"Comment
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