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  • Thorman
    Commando
    • Apr 2005
    • 1178

    A must read

    Published: Thursday, February 2, 2006

    According to Don McLean, "the day the music died" was Feb. 2, 1959, when an airplane carrying rock legends Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and the Big Bopper crashed in a cornfield just outside of Mason City, Iowa. The accident brought an abrupt end to the lives of three highly influential rockers, but perhaps more importantly, signaled the premature demise of Rockabilly culture. '50s dance music was effectively laid to rest on that day, leaving a void that would soon be amply filled by pot, flower children and all things psychedelic.

    Such significant shifts of the American zeitgeist are usually best represented through the medium of pop culture. As each decade moves toward new sets of values and social mores, our icons, who were once truly gods amongst men, are thrown by the wayside into states of relative cultural obscurity. It is a heinous fate for many pop idols, as the struggle to find a life after fame is perhaps the megalomaniac's version of an earthly purgatory; a once vibrant soul is now but a shade that prays for a death that refuses to come.

    Many believe that Nirvana slew the proverbial hair-metal hydra that dominated the American music scene for an entire decade. Generally, the release of Nevermind in 1991 has been rightly pinpointed as the end of many aqua-net fueled careers. I hoped, however, that metal's raucous spirit had lived on in some regard, if only for my personal sanity. The recent, albeit mild, comeback of Motley Crue this past summer was a sign that the sentiment of the deliciously depraved 1980s had not yet yielded to our increasingly conservative society.

    But if there was ever a day I would have seriously considered getting plastered on whiskey and rye at my local levee, it may have been Jan. 3, 2006. It was the day that David Lee Roth took over Howard Stern's timeslot in several East Coast radio markets after the latter made the move to uncensored satellite radio. It was also the day I realized that rock and roll hedonism was officially dead, and that the terrorists had, in fact, won.

    When I think of important men who truly defined eras, three names come to mind: Lincoln, Churchill and Roth, as there is no better personification of the decadent 1980s than Diamond Dave. As the front man for Van Halen, the most influential rock band of the period, he embodied a lifestyle of impish excess that every man, woman and child in America wanted to be a part of, if only on some subconscious level. And reaching him was as simple as guiding a turntable's needle into the appropriate groove, whereupon listeners would be offered three-minute teasers into a lifestyle they could never know, transported far from their banal existences to a better place where there is no more valuable a commodity than a ripping guitar solo.

    Unfortunately, Roth has now been reduced to the rock-god approximation of a nine-to-five job. As a morning disk jockey, he is locked into a Monday through Friday, four-hour gig that starts at 6:00 a.m. The only way I feel comfortable thinking of Dave up at that ungodly hour is if he's stumbling into a random hotel room after a night of strippers, Jack Daniels and misdemeanors.

    Instead of discussing topics like the effects of an incredibly sexy teacher on a young student or driving cars as fast as humanly possible, Roth now goes as far as to devote his insight to more serious topics like the war in Iraq. It is a subject he is strangely conservative about, promoting a view completely antipode to everything I was taught in the school of rock. One thing is for sure: There has never been a time I have been more conscious of the fact that he is old enough to realistically be my father. Sure, the same is true for Steven Tyler, but for some reason he's exempt from such a negative characterization. At the very worst he's that cool uncle who gives you alcohol from the open bar at your cousin's wedding.

    On Van Halen's self-titled debut, it is proclaimed that the protagonist of "Running with the Devil" lives his life like there's no tomorrow, and this may have been true for the David Lee Roth of 1979. But for the DLR of 2006 there is a tomorrow, one that arrives all too soon, his former self but a memory to be briefly revived in discussions on VH1's I Love the '80s. But I will always remember how that music made me smile, regardless of the fact that its godfather can no longer wear his badge of chemically-altered honor.




    Very well said

    BAM
    http://www.topthat.net/webrock/sounds/bamm.wav
  • LoveWalksIn
    Groupie
    • Feb 2006
    • 77

    #2
    cliff notes...
    The Alpha male - I use this phrase a lot... Here is quick run down of what it means to me. If you watch animal shows on PBS or Discovery Channel, many species have a dominant male who has sex with all the females in the group, while the other males get none while waiting for him to die or until they are tough enough to kick his ass and become the alpha male themselves. Many males never get to be an alpha male (never get laid).

    THE ALPHA MALE
    http://www.abqjournal.com/shock/s_hagar306-19-02.jpg


    LoveWalksIn FAN CLUB: NickDFresh...Diamondsgirl...jgdrag(queen)...lunar_ eclipse...Blond Girl777...more to come...

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    • Douglas T.
      Full Member Status

      • Nov 2005
      • 3875

      #3
      Got one part right!


      Originally posted by Thorman
      When I think of important men who truly defined eras, three names come to mind: Lincoln, Churchill and Roth, as there is no better personification of the decadent 1980s than Diamond Dave.

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      • Diamondjimi
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • May 2004
        • 12086

        #4
        Re: A must read

        Originally posted by Moremen
        As the front man for Van Halen, the most influential rock band of the period, he embodied a lifestyle of impish excess that every man, woman and child in America wanted to be a part of, if only on some subconscious level. And reaching him was as simple as guiding a turntable's needle into the appropriate groove, whereupon listeners would be offered three-minute teasers into a lifestyle they could never know, transported far from their banal existences to a better place where there is no more valuable a commodity than a ripping guitar solo.


        Tubby McHagar couldn't infuence a ten year old not alone A WHOLE GENERATION !!!

        BAM THIS , BITCH !
        Last edited by Diamondjimi; 02-07-2006, 12:21 AM.
        Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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        • SAMMYLOVER
          Roth Army Recruit
          • Feb 2006
          • 17

          #5
          LOOKS LIKE IVE FOUND ANOTHER SAM MAN HELLO THORMAN GOOD TO SEE YOU SPREADING THE HAGAR WORD WITH THESE ROTH FAGS

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          • Golden AWe
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 34245

            #6
            SOD OFF
            Originally posted by Cato
            Golden, why are you FAT?
            Originally posted by lesfunk
            Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
            http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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            • bueno bob
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 22951

              #7
              Re: A must read

              Originally posted by Thorman
              When I think of important men who truly defined eras, three names come to mind: Lincoln, Churchill and Roth, as there is no better personification of the decadent 1980s than Diamond Dave. As the front man for Van Halen, the most influential rock band of the period, he embodied a lifestyle of impish excess that every man, woman and child in America wanted to be a part of, if only on some subconscious level. And reaching him was as simple as guiding a turntable's needle into the appropriate groove, whereupon listeners would be offered three-minute teasers into a lifestyle they could never know, transported far from their banal existences to a better place where there is no more valuable a commodity than a ripping guitar solo.
              This is everything Van Halen was.

              Amen.






              ...and better yet...






































              BAM!
              Twistin' by the pool.

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              • fryingdutchman
                Full Member Status

                • Feb 2005
                • 4133

                #8
                Originally posted by SAMMYLOVER
                LOOKS LIKE IVE FOUND ANOTHER SAM MAN HELLO THORMAN GOOD TO SEE YOU SPREADING THE HAGAR WORD WITH THESE ROTH FAGS
                You can always tell the Hagar lovers.

                All caps and no punctuation.

                Very nice.











                Cock gobbler.
                Originally posted by perilouspete
                fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                • fryingdutchman
                  Full Member Status

                  • Feb 2005
                  • 4133

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SAMMYLOVER
                  LOOKS LIKE IVE FOUND ANOTHER MAN HELLO THORMAN GOOD TO SEE YOU SPREADING YOUR ASS CHEEKS FOR ME BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH FAGS
                  Originally posted by perilouspete
                  fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                  • bueno bob
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 22951

                    #10
                    Wheeeeee!

                    I fucking guess....

                    Twistin' by the pool.

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                    • Nickdfresh
                      SUPER MODERATOR

                      • Oct 2004
                      • 49646

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SAMMYLOVER
                      LOOKS LIKE IVE FOUND ANOTHER SAM MAN HELLO THORMAN GOOD TO SEE YOU SPREADING THE HAGAR WORD WITH THESE ROTH FAGS
                      The only question that remains is: Who will be the "pitcher?" Who will play the unenviable part of "the catcher?"

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                      • bueno bob
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 22951

                        #12
                        Hey, it's a tag team effort...fair's fair, right?...

                        Twistin' by the pool.

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                        • Thorman
                          Commando
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 1178

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SAMMYLOVER
                          LOOKS LIKE IVE FOUND ANOTHER SAM MAN HELLO THORMAN GOOD TO SEE YOU SPREADING THE HAGAR WORD WITH THESE ROTH FAGS
                          You feel like throwing in the towl?
                          Dont be a fool....

                          CVH=Sammy

                          BAM
                          http://www.topthat.net/webrock/sounds/bamm.wav

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                          • Jurak
                            Foot Soldier
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 607

                            #14
                            not exactly.......he feels like fucking you in the ass , then you can clean off his dick with your over-active tongue........
                            Bam bam bam bam bam........swallow that fuckface.....
                            "Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
                            That is all.
                            Icon.



                            "we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "

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                            • mark flood
                              Full On Cocktard
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 22

                              #15
                              Get over it. He's 51 and loving life, contributing to society and getting well paid. Do you understand people at all??? Jaysus.. Life and time..and all that..you can't go back pal. Take what you've learned Forward. cheer up. people will wonder about whatever happened to you. When you're old.. they'll say "he used to be a pathetic gaylord who grasped desperatley at the past...now he's old aswell"

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