You idiots who think that Roth was/is Van Halen

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  • pardo

    #31
    Van Halen with Dave is my favorite band ever.

    Dave was the voice of that band.

    These are the facts and they are indisputable.

    Good day.

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    • Roy Munson
      Veteran
      • Feb 2004
      • 1526

      #32
      Originally posted by pete
      There is no GOD. There is no SANTA CLAUS roy.
      and YOU HAVE NO COCK!

      there now don't you feel better?

      Now fuck off you uniteresting speck.

      Is pete short for peter like your short peter?

      Fix yourself a plate of fecal pie and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
      Originally posted by ELVIS
      I guess you're right...

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      • DLR_EngineRoom
        Veteran
        • Jan 2004
        • 2304

        #33
        Originally posted by FORD
        And Van Hagar is a Bette Midler tribute band.
        http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
        http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...ve_ed_2007.jpg
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        • DLR_EngineRoom
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 2304

          #34
          Originally posted by Roy Munson
          As Wayne L pointed out in another thread, since Roth left, Van Halen has become Eddie's scapegoat and sexual release. No more, no less.

          Did EEAS(which I fucking abhor) sound like the first six VH albums? Absolutely.

          Did Skyscraper(pretty good) sound like the first six albums? Absolutely.

          The rest of Roth's solo catalogue gets even better from there. And, when is he going to be back in Las Vegas doing his lounge act? Certainly better than anything Van Hagar's released.

          Eddie is only 1/4 VH. So is Roth. Hagar's only a temporary replacement. Live with it, babies.

          Here, here. I agree with EVERYTHING you said above...great post!
          Last edited by DLR_EngineRoom; 04-27-2004, 05:24 PM.
          http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
          http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...ve_ed_2007.jpg
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          • Roy Munson
            Veteran
            • Feb 2004
            • 1526

            #35
            Nice editing, faggot.
            Originally posted by ELVIS
            I guess you're right...

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            • DLR_EngineRoom
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 2304

              #36
              Originally posted by Roy Munson
              Nice editing, faggot.
              Aw c'mon Roy! First off, Roth fans aren't homo, you're confusing us with the 'Hagaritas-Fagaritas That Aren't Attracteditas To Senoritas'.

              Second off, you'd have to be severely mentally challenged to listen to the first 6 CDs, and find any thread of similarity between the two eras of VH, much less prefer the latter. Van Halen was thunder and lightning, Van Hagar are dark clouds with a soft wind that BLOWS.

              Third off, everything Roth did post-VH is happy. Happy. Not angry. Not drunk. Not stupid. Not fat ass. Happy.
              Everything Hagar did post-VH was gay. Gay.
              There IS a difference between Happy and Gay.

              Roth rules, Hagar sucks.

              It's that simple Roy. I hope that you come to that obvious conclusion soon, and I apologize if I embarrassed you.
              http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
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              • pete
                Crazy Ass Mofo
                • Jan 2004
                • 3325

                #37
                Originally posted by Roy Munson
                Fuck you, Gar. And fuck that stupid cat in your avatar. I suppose you already did you "belligerent" puss.

                I thought I'd try to put this in a good light, but now the gloves are off you fucking toothpick-dick. The only thing I was trying to "justify"(i'm guessing you use that term because of your infatuation with a fag named timberlake) is hanging around in a fucking sewer hole like this with paranoid, sour-puss mini-dicks like you.

                ALL OF YOU ARE SO FUCKING JEALOUS OF VH RIGHT NOW IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY! Don't hold your halitosis for Roth EVER fucking joining VH again 'cause it won't happen. Ed won't work with him! He's a fucking nutcase. You all know it, too. Steve Vai won't ever work with DLR either! Why? BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING NUTCASE! I guess most of his RothTard fans are a chip off of the old block, huh?

                You fucking losers. I'll be watching Eddie rip it up while you'll still be sitting here night-after-night, bitching, crying, and whining about Sammy Hagar because nothing in your life means so much as to have that half-homo, ADD-afflicted, ridilin-popping, balding, career-dwindling, washed-up favorite lead singer of yours land that job back in the greatest band of all time again. BITCH, BITCH, WHINE, WHINE, CRY, CRY, BOO FUCKING HOO, WAAAAAAAAA, MOMMY PLEASE DON'T LET SAMMY SING ME WANT DAVE SING, BWAAAAAA...

                Do everyone a favor and QUIT FUCKING CRYING YOU PUSSIES!

                Roth is done.

                Washed up.

                Have fun.
                No one here is bitter.

                We enjoy you.

                Like that retard in high school/

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                • pete
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 3325

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Roy Munson
                  Is pete short for peter like your short peter?

                  Fix yourself a plate of fecal pie and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
                  Gee, I hurt yer feelings.

                  I'd say yer the pie Roy.

                  I didn't realize you were sensitive about yer cock situation.

                  and the santa situation

                  too ez

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                  • bru87tr
                    Commando
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 1211

                    #39
                    hey "Hot For Dave" ? anyone ever tell you , you look like DLR ?
                    "I've been rich and I've been poor....rich is better, totally better"

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                    • Golden AWe
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 34245

                      #40
                      Originally posted by Panamark
                      Only if you stop using Sammy descriptions as your middle name....

                      LMBSAO!!!!!!
                      Originally posted by Cato
                      Golden, why are you FAT?
                      Originally posted by lesfunk
                      Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
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