Ever notice Richard Simmons and Sammy Hagar kind of look the same?

[Nitro Express]

I think it's time that fat ass Sammy called his twin brother Richard Simmons to help him get the wieght off! Ha! Ha! Ha!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Maybe Richard can be booked on the Sammy cruise.

they can all sweat to the oldies.

[ELVIS]

Ever notice people around here worry about Sammy Hagar too much ??

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Ever notice people around here worry about Sammy Hagar too much ??

That's because some of us out here in the wild west need a rodeo clown for the bulls to chase.

[ELVIS]

I guess so...

[jslav06]

I think the reason for bringin' up Spam in threads is because they've ran out of good topic starters. Oh well. Works for me. :D

[Nitro Express]

I never tire of slamming that fat raggy doll Sammy. His hair reminds me of an old shitty, moldy toilet mop.

[jslav06]

Richard Simmons = Sammy Hagar?
Coincidence?
I... Think... Not...

[Nickdfresh]

Well, Richard Simmons is better, because while he's "sweatin' to the oldies," HAGAR is fucking them up...

[shaggydoo]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Ever notice Richard Simmons and Sammy Hagar kind of look the same?

Kinda sound the same to me too, guess it must be all that pole sitting and pole smoking they both do!

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Maybe Richard can be booked on the Sammy cruise.

they can all sweat to the oldies.

LOL!! :D

[Nitro Express]

Richard and Sam are oldies who sweat while they do each other up the ass.

[Nitro Express]

I think Richard can hit a higher range than Sammy uses extra ribbed condoms and a studded cock ring on his ass with very little lube.

[ThrillsNSpills]

This weight challenged customer ordered the happy ending from Richard during a deal a meal ad on ET.



But we know where Richard got his hair cut from don't we?

[Nitro Express]

So he lost wieght by having Richard Simmons wank him off. I once read semen was full of callories but shit!