Would EVH radio be a hit?

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  • rustoffa
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8963
    #1

    Would EVH radio be a hit?

    The Roth radio thing has been beaten to death....highbrow, where are the strippers?, get a new job, etc.

    I'm just throwing this out there for no reason....Ed certainly knows how to call a radio show, but could he sucksessfully run one?

    Give us your thoughts on this ridiculous premise. What kind of show would it be? Fuck, it might be a slam dunk! Think about it....people would tune in just to see if he's sober! I can see it now....some suit schedules' Carlos Santana for an interview! Riveting discussion of tablature and exotic wood just goes downhill in a hurry. Would it be a ratings coo-day-gra when Ed finally calls Carlos a spic faggot and thumps a cigarette @ his kangol bald cap?

    Maybe Jan Hammer would guest-host and get eventually get a keytar shoved up his ass!!!

    The possibilities' are endless, not unlike any radio show......

    What do YOU think?
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    • Golden AWe
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 34245
      #2
      Eddie playing drinking games with other alcoholics would be amazing...:D
      Originally posted by Cato
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        • bueno bob
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 22951
          #3
          On air bumfight, maybe?
          Twistin' by the pool.

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            • thome
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Mar 2005
              • 6678
              #4
              Just a Mike -Re -Fone on a stand on a boom extention placed in the
              corner of the studio lowered to 2 ft off the ground grabbing the
              silent low lovely humm of Eddie crumpled up in the corner
              after stumbling in every morning to sleep it off.

              Priceless!

              In the background that horrible sound that happens when you mid
              solo rageing like a star and the business end of your guitar
              cord falls out of its socket and hits the floor the slow un-ending
              humm of oops i'm lost in the desert.

              Classic!

              The exciting Radio Telescope humm of is their life out there.The is this
              anything end of the AM Radio squelch the void of the electro magnetic
              spectrum whinning from the box.

              Pure thinking man's radio!

              A Smash hit, i say!

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32576
                  #5
                  My radio doesn't have a slur-filter.

                  Does Radio Shack carry those?
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • DavidLeeNatra
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 10715
                      #6
                      may I give you the typical edward van halen interview answer?

                      "...eh...no..."
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                        • ThrillsNSpills
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 6627
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Golden AWe
                          Eddie playing drinking games with other alcoholics would be amazing...:D
                          Like Quarters Thursday perhaps.

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                            • jslav06
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Jan 2006
                              • 444
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Golden AWe
                              Eddie playing drinking games with other alcoholics would be amazing...:D
                              I don't know about you, but I'd definitely listen to that.
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                                • Wawazat
                                  ROCKSTAR

                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 5288
                                  #9
                                  I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord
                                  I've been waiting for this moment, all my life, Oh Lord
                                  Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
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                                    • diamondsgirl
                                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 7563
                                      #10
                                      I know he'd be talking shit about Roth

                                      thats a given
                                      “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                                        • jslav06
                                          Head Fluffer
                                          • Jan 2006
                                          • 444
                                          #11
                                          I wouldn't be able to listen to his voice. He sounds like a junkie.
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                                            • diamondsgirl
                                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 7563
                                              #12
                                              maybe he would tell us again how sexy Wolfie is...

                                              sorry, but that creeped me out
                                              “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                                                • bantonelli
                                                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 2629
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                                  My radio doesn't have a slur-filter.

                                                  Does Radio Shack carry those?
                                                  LMAO! Classic statement!
                                                  "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                                                    • Diamondjimi
                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 12086
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                                      My radio doesn't have a slur-filter.

                                                      Does Radio Shack carry those?
                                                      LMAO !

                                                      BTW...Happy B-Day Kipper !
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                                                        • Nitro Express
                                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 32942
                                                          #15
                                                          Eddie could be the new spokesman for California Rasins. He looks like one. Oh he doesn't eat any. He does like grapes those. For Eddie, Smoking Loon cabernet is a health food.
                                                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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