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  • ritetoolforjob
    Banned
    • Mar 2005
    • 832

    dave the expert

    dave on the air....expert on parenting (no kids...or ones he is man enough to be responsible for...) expert on grammy nominees (can't sing or write an original song worth a fuck) expert on vh and impending reunion (show in hollywood sucked ass...washed up lazy pedophile is not what vh needs). sometimes the man is quite humourous when he ain't being a knowitall dick or blowing BE YOUNG......
  • ritetoolforjob
    Banned
    • Mar 2005
    • 832

    #2
    who needs the vacation...dave or us....

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    • Unchainme
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Apr 2005
      • 7746

      #3
      fuck you sheep
      Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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      • bueno bob
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 22951

        #4
        Re: dave the expert

        Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
        dave on the air....expert on parenting (no kids...or ones he is man enough to be responsible for...) expert on grammy nominees (can't sing or write an original song worth a fuck) expert on vh and impending reunion (show in hollywood sucked ass...washed up lazy pedophile is not what vh needs). sometimes the man is quite humourous when he ain't being a knowitall dick or blowing BE YOUNG......
        I think it's funny when I read posts like this from you and remember your complaining that you came here to "seriously discuss the pro's and con's of David's career" or some such and found US lacking...

        lmao

        You are the definition of Sheepdom. Got your ticket for Sammy's Love Boat yet?



        Wake me up when you have something RELEVANT to say...
        Twistin' by the pool.

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        • bantonelli
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Nov 2004
          • 2629

          #5
          Re: Re: dave the expert

          Originally posted by bueno bob
          I think it's funny when I read posts like this from you and remember your complaining that you came here to "seriously discuss the pro's and con's of David's career" or some such and found US lacking...

          lmao

          You are the definition of Sheepdom. Got your ticket for Sammy's Love Boat yet?



          Wake me up when you have something RELEVANT to say...
          Ritetool spending his a room with Captain Hagarita. Bottoms up!
          "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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          • scottydabodi
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jun 2004
            • 2541

            #6
            Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
            dave on the air....expert on parenting (no kids...or ones he is man enough to be responsible for...) expert on grammy nominees (can't sing or write an original song worth a fuck) expert on vh and impending reunion (show in hollywood sucked ass...washed up lazy pedophile is not what vh needs). sometimes the man is quite humourous when he ain't being a knowitall dick or blowing BE YOUNG......
            Hey Tool, I have a message from YOU-KNOW-WHO:
            If you listen to fools
            The Mob Rules

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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120

              #7
              Know-it-all...


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              • ritetoolforjob
                Banned
                • Mar 2005
                • 832

                #8
                just finished watching US festival, oakland 81 and fresno 79 just to remind myself why i follow dave..........i'm sure you guys have to as well.

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                • J-Axe
                  Full On Cocktard
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 45

                  #9
                  Another message for ya..
                  http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/96/vhwall1712wx.jpg

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                  • J-Axe
                    Full On Cocktard
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 45

                    #10
                    Here's another message for you
                    http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/96/vhwall1712wx.jpg

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                    • bueno bob
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 22951

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
                      just finished watching US festival, oakland 81 and fresno 79 just to remind myself why i follow dave..........i'm sure you guys have to as well.
                      Blah blah blah...or is it baa baa baa?

                      Got the fuckin' hint, dude, you don't think Dave's been worth a shit since 1981. Big fucking deal. Nobody here fucking cares, or maybe you missed that?

                      You are free to leave at any time.
                      Twistin' by the pool.

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                      • bueno bob
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 22951

                        #12
                        Riddle me this, dipshit:

                        Did you REALLY expect to come to a Roth fansite and find the people here sitting around going "Yeah, man...Dave was great between, you know, 1978 to...uh...1982 or so...but man, he's a total FAG after that! Yeah, FUCK HIM!!"

                        Did you, Sparky? Or were you just looking for a place to troll?

                        If you DID expect to find people here, or at least an overwhelming majority that shared your opinion, you apparently forgot your fucking dunce hat. No surprise, as you were obviously too stupid to remember to bring it with you.

                        If you DIDN'T, well, I guess that pretty well clears that up. Either you're fucking stupid or you're a troll. No other way out, Junior.

                        Here's a helping hand for you, since you're STILL too thick to figure it out:

                        Extensive Van Halen fan discussion forum, news, media, and links since 1999.


                        There are plenty of kindred spirits there who would be HAPPY to listen and empathize with your obvious plight. Just remember to wear red and bring your capris, OK?

                        Thanks now.
                        Twistin' by the pool.

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32942

                          #13
                          Maybe the problem with Dave's show isn't Dave. It's the topics. Who wants to hear one of the world's greatest BS artists talking about subjects that should be in this months Good Housekeeping or politics? Boring! Boring no matter who's talking about it.

                          I'll lay it out what I would love to hear on Dave's show. I want Dave to have some people from the music and entertainment industry as guests. I want to hear old stories from the road. "Do you remember when we filled Journey's tour bus up with shaving cream? Do you remember when you tossed that naked girl out of your room and then locked the door?

                          Then play some great hand picked tunes

                          Politics, heathcare, home issues, religion, and blah blah blah blah. Yeah, and every talking head is an expert. I don't need Dave as another blabber mouth know it all. He has too much talent to be that.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • ritetoolforjob
                            Banned
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 832

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Nitro Express
                            Maybe the problem with Dave's show isn't Dave. It's the topics. Who wants to hear one of the world's greatest BS artists talking about subjects that should be in this months Good Housekeeping or politics? Boring! Boring no matter who's talking about it.

                            I'll lay it out what I would love to hear on Dave's show. I want Dave to have some people from the music and entertainment industry as guests. I want to hear old stories from the road. "Do you remember when we filled Journey's tour bus up with shaving cream? Do you remember when you tossed that naked girl out of your room and then locked the door?

                            Then play some great hand picked tunes

                            Politics, heathcare, home issues, religion, and blah blah blah blah. Yeah, and every talking head is an expert. I don't need Dave as another blabber mouth know it all. He has too much talent to be that.
                            to summarize...BRING BACK THE MIDGETS, DONKEY AND THE JACK ATTACK!!

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                            • rustoffa
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 8963

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
                              to summarize...BRING BACK THE MIDGETS, DONKEY AND THE JACK ATTACK!!
                              All at once?

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