If Ed's on meth, it's time for Eruption II.

[rustoffa]

I've been thinking about the premise of Ed being on meth, and an old cliche' comes to mind....

Make lemonade out of lemons.

He's probably already on top of it if he is, in fact, TWEAKING.

Can you imagine what genius might be born of a crank binge @ 51 shitty? He's probably thrown the ten albums' worth of material out, and started from scratch! Literally....like, scratching his head incessantly!

Don't discount this premise folks....

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The only question is, what would it sound like?

Heavy Metal?
CVH?
Emo?
Grindcore?

The possibilities are endless!

I'm thinking a return to grateness via a fusion album....

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[DrMaddVibe]

Endless are the possibilities.

[Terry]

Ed tweaking on meth could produce some off-the-wall results...

...you'd pretty much just have to get him in a room, smoke up, then roll tape.

Ed SHOULD go the Blow By Blow/Wired route. If it ain't gonna be Roth, just ditch getting a singer period, lose the inevitable comparisons to CVH a new vocalist would bring, and have Ed turn it loose, guitar-wise.

Best to nix AVH and Mike Anthony, because those two aren't gonna give Ed the kick in the ass he needs to pull something special out of the hat. Those two would just encourage him to go on autopilot.

You get a strong drummer, someone capable of playing a lot of different styles well (maybe Terry Bozzio, or maybe a lesser-known jazz/fusion drummer) and, oh...Les Claypool on bass.

Make Eddie work for it...take him out of his comfort zone at 5150 and away from his familiar trappings...

Will never happen. Ed's just gonna hibernate in his studio, doing fuck all.

Oh, well. Shame, but whaddaygunnado?

[Sleeper Cell]

Eddie needs to be forcibly sodomized by his meth dealer.

[thome]

Eddie smoke smokie smoke smoke smokie

It's all just like that

[amadeus]

What if Ed does something so totally off the wall musically that we hate it much like George Lynch (ex-Dokken) did on his dreadful Lynch Mob CD "Smoke This"- a mixture of rap/metal that just didn't sound good at all???

Originally posted by Terry
Ed tweaking on meth could produce some off-the-wall results...

...you'd pretty much just have to get him in a room, smoke up, then roll tape.

Ed SHOULD go the Blow By Blow/Wired route. If it ain't gonna be Roth, just ditch getting a singer period, lose the inevitable comparisons to CVH a new vocalist would bring, and have Ed turn it loose, guitar-wise.

Best to nix AVH and Mike Anthony, because those two aren't gonna give Ed the kick in the ass he needs to pull something special out of the hat. Those two would just encourage him to go on autopilot.

You get a strong drummer, someone capable of playing a lot of different styles well (maybe Terry Bozzio, or maybe a lesser-known jazz/fusion drummer) and, oh...Les Claypool on bass.

Make Eddie work for it...take him out of his comfort zone at 5150 and away from his familiar trappings...

Will never happen. Ed's just gonna hibernate in his studio, doing fuck all.

Oh, well. Shame, but whaddaygunnado?

[thome]

Smoke --------------ing is bad bad
SMOKE THIS SET THIS POOR BOY DOWN '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''MFuker......................

[Terry]

Originally posted by amadeus
What if Ed does something so totally off the wall musically that we hate it much like George Lynch (ex-Dokken) did on his dreadful Lynch Mob CD "Smoke This"- a mixture of rap/metal that just didn't sound good at all???

Anything's gotta be better than Van Hagar Part 3 or more shit along the lines of How Many Say I.

[bobgnote]

Recorded in January & February 1975 & June, 1981. Released on the album Tattoo You on August 24, 1981
Lead Vocal: Mick Jagger Electric Guitars: Keith Richards Drums: Charlie Watts Bass: Bill Wyman Organ: Billy Preston Saxophone: Sonny Rollins Backing Vocals: Mick Jagger & Pete Townshend


SLAVE
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)

Do it, do it, do it, do it
Don't wanna be your slave

Twenty four hours a day
Hey, why don't you go down to the supermarket
Get something to eat, steal something of the shelves
Pass by the liquor store
Be back about quarter to twelve

Don't want to be your slave
Baby go, baby go, baby go
Do it yeah
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So THEN, you guys in chairs quit playing hoops with each other and bought Classic VH, ROTH jumps, it was only a hop, and NOW, you can't be cool crips and drive your hot wheels around to the hits!

Smoke the shit yourselves, YOU'D have something to pay for, and THEN, you'd have to rip somebody off. YOU guys up here don't play real rock, any more than stoned OR sober Eddie does it.

Did that Roth guy jump fucking already, oh there he went all-fucking-ready, no doubt. What shit, incorporated and fawned over.

[Jurak]

WTF are you babbling about..........