Should Ed do a Polident™ commercial?

[rustoffa]

I know, I know. Ed never made a living playing the guitar with his teeth, but what better time to cash in on another bastardized premise?

"Hi, I'm Eddie Van Halen. Ever since I lost all my teeth, denture's have been a problem."

*Cut to a clip of the snappers' falling out with a Winston firmly intact*

"I've tried dealing with the problem....even using it!"

*Cut to a clip of the snappers' firmly in hand, just bilstering a slide-blues' standard*

"Thanks to Polident, I'm rocking the fuck out, with my denture's the fuck in!"

*Cut to a clip of Ed teef-picking Spanish Fly*

Fade out with a big sunny smile!

[bantonelli]

Re: Should Ed do a Polident™ commercial?

Originally posted by rustoffa
I know, I know. Ed never made a living playing the guitar with his teeth, but what better time to cash in on another bastardized premise?

"Hi, I'm Eddie Van Halen. Ever since I lost all my teeth, denture's have been a problem."

*Cut to a clip of the snappers' falling out with a Winston firmly intact*

"I've tried dealing with the problem....even using it!"

*Cut to a clip of the snappers' firmly in hand, just bilstering a slide-blues' standard*

"Thanks to Polident, I'm rocking the fuck out, with my denture's the fuck in!"

*Cut to a clip of Ed teef-picking Spanish Fly*

Fade out with a big sunny smile!

Rust.....this is hysterical! Although, you may want to use one of the other competitors like DentureGrip....

Since John "Gum Grip" Holmes is on the Board of Directors for Poligrip, Ed may prefer to be the spokesmodel for DentureGrip - with the good housekeeping seal of approval, advertised exclusively for AARP. DentureGrip and R.J.Reynolds will merge for this endeavor.

Get a Smokin' Grip! - Ed's new motto...

[Julius]

That's money, G.

Assuming your name is G, of course.

[DrMaddVibe]

Rust...you forgot the disclaimer that the written script must be read aloud while the reader is holding the tip of their tongue to maximize the Van Halen brown sound!

[Terry]

Re: Should Ed do a Polident™ commercial?

Originally posted by rustoffa
I know, I know. Ed never made a living playing the guitar with his teeth, but what better time to cash in on another bastardized premise?

"Hi, I'm Eddie Van Halen. Ever since I lost all my teeth, denture's have been a problem."

*Cut to a clip of the snappers' falling out with a Winston firmly intact*

"I've tried dealing with the problem....even using it!"

*Cut to a clip of the snappers' firmly in hand, just bilstering a slide-blues' standard*

"Thanks to Polident, I'm rocking the fuck out, with my denture's the fuck in!"

*Cut to a clip of Ed teef-picking Spanish Fly*

Fade out with a big sunny smile!

Fucking classic

[Roy Munson]

[Roy Munson]

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[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Roy Munson
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:D

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by Roy Munson
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Pictures tell a thousand laughs - this one is in that category!