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looks like eddie van halens grandpa
thats not Eddie...Its the crypt keeper
Looks more like Maiden Eddie
he looks about 90
Some people age gracefully...EVH is not one of them
thats why Maidens mascot is named "Eddie"
maidens new album...should have this pic on the cover...
Eddie is going to die soon - look at him
Its Grandpa Al Lewis,from the Munsters!
Have another cigarette STUPID! Damn he makes DIO look like a teenager! RIP Eddie! go jam with the Marlboro Man!
its like a bad car accident...I cant help but keep looking!
looks like he died 5 years ago,somebody forgot to tell him
he looks like an escaped mental patient
He looks like the old lady down the block with 100 cats,who yells "get off my lawn"...you know,everybody has one
He's the crying Indian dude,from those old comercials...please dont litter!
Eddie..you are great and all but you better join Kiss so you can hide that face
Why's he holding his false teefs in his hand? Oh yeah, he's drunk...
He makes Keith Richards look like fucking Fabio.
Is he holding a condom in his right hand. SUre looks like EVH is looking to score. But at Elton John's party? I'm sure there are Academy parties with more beaver.
It's called a comb, Eddie. Buy one.
Dude does look like Richards.......maybe he's going for that cool new "Zombie" look.
The only way to top that picture...is to get one of him on the shitter.
He looks like Skeletor!!!
That is a powerful resemblance to Keith Richards...
"Where's me fuckin' teeth?!?" ...and the announcer says, "Ladies and Gentleman, the re-animated corpse of Edward Van Halen...sponsored by Meth - It's what's for dinner"
Isn't that Margot Kidder from the first Superman movie just after she lost her mind and they found her sleeping in a shed in someone's yard.
Keith Richards looks like GQ Model compare to Eddy. Is he about to chop a line with the card in his hand?
he is so fuckin ugly its fuckin sad yeah hes up there with keith richards,ozzy and sid vicious (in 2006 whos been dead since 79) man what a fuckin waste.
WTF. Jimmy Page worships the dark lord, looks fine. Keith Richards consumes more drugs than a Columbian drug lord, and relatively speaking, looks fine. Jeff Beck, like Dick Clark, never seems to age. Ted Nugent, aging, but aging well. Fuck, Nick Bowcott from Grim Reaper, as ugly a bastard as he is in general looks better than EVH. That pic actually made me sort of sad...
whats that shit in his mouth? wooden teeth?
Eddie looks like that old lady from The Goonies and Throw Momma From The Train...to quote Arnold in Predator "You are one ugly mutha fucka"...
"I yooshed to be shomeone. You bishes don't even know me. I can play geetar and shmoke shircles around you homosh."
EVH makes Rondo Hatton look like Brad Pitt!
That's Fucking Brutal. Sad to say-but, that fucker's not long for this earth. That's the worst I've ever seen him. Oh well, ya reap what ya sow.
He's so funny. Wearing those Austin Powers gag teeth. Man the Eddie. Always cutting up. I bet........oh shit!
That wasn't Eddie. That's John Cougar.
It's shame. He looks a wreck. I guess with all the personal problems, a person should be cut some slack, but this is embarrassing. Have some pride in your self.
With all the "love" songs Van Hagar made, look for Eddie to team up with Elton for the soundtrack to Lion King 3. "Can't you feel the Has Beens tonight".
pretty brutal when the most happenin thing in Van Halen land is Michael Anthony's BBQ sauce
It took a long time,but Michael Anthony is finally the good looking one!
remember the hot for teacher video , where at the end eddie is in a straight jacket ? It will be a reality soon!
Eddie was heard in a later interview saying,
"Fumtimes I dwink and til fmoke too muck buh I can till pway dah guitah lih nobothee elth."
Jesus, he looks like a walking corpse or an old speed freak. Get your teeth fixed, broheim! I know you got money.
He looks like he should be sleeping at the Santa Monica Pier. Classic case of meth mouth, too.
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