I wONDER IF HAGAR FEATHERED HIS PUBES IN THE 80's?

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

I wONDER IF HAGAR FEATHERED HIS PUBES IN THE 80's?

In The 1980's we had rockers teasing and primping their hair with enough gel and hairspray to choke Linda Lovelace.

Well fuckers I was wondering... because Sammy Hagar is a

dare I say...

metrosexual..
I wonder if he feathered his pubes in the 80's?

The slick back look.
Maybe he had to tease his pubes in order to distract away from his puny penis?

All the homosexual guys who defend Hagar please chime in and let everyone else know what Sammy's pubes look like...


Goodbye you bastards,

Breasts,

DICKFACE

[pardo]

1. Stop rippin off Triumph material.

2. Stop thinkin about Hagars pubes.

That is all.

[VanPubes]

Exactly pardo, i was just gonna say that.

I guess he's been watching the Triumph/Bon Jovi interview.

[distortion9]

Come on now....we all know Shammy has a vagina....not a penis. He IS a penis but he must have a HOLE in order to write those "rocking" love songs.

Having said that, my money would be on the "70's earth momma" look for his snatch. I would think his bush looks just like that shit on top of his melon fucking head.....that fat, red fuck!

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

ANYONE WHO WEARS CAPRI SHORTS AND SANDALS

MUST HAVE A VAGINA TO FEATHER...

bREASTS,
DICKFACE

[GAR]

Those who have "that" social predirection to think of such things have informed me unprovoked that they do consider terms such as "Metrosexual" and "mangina" to be politically correct, and not on the order of gaybashing whatsoever.

if Sammy wishes to swing both ways, who here would stop him?
if Sammy wishes to change his Depends, who here would help him?

Let us then get back to digging on Dave, not this diaper-wearing, Mangina-diddling P-hole dickdildo in Fagjamas...

[cwsmith17]

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
I wONDER IF HAGAR FEATHERED HIS PUBES IN THE 80's?

In The 1980's we had rockers teasing and primping their hair with enough gel and hairspray to choke Linda Lovelace.

Well fuckers I was wondering... because Sammy Hagar is a

dare I say...

metrosexual..
I wonder if he feathered his pubes in the 80's?

The slick back look.
Maybe he had to tease his pubes in order to distract away from his puny penis?

All the homosexual guys who defend Hagar please chime in and let everyone else know what Sammy's pubes look like...


Goodbye you bastards,

Breasts,

DICKFACE

Are you gay?

[cwsmith17]

You are talking about another man's pubes.

[Panamark]

He must have a lot of em. They are obviously transplanting them to his head.

[bru87tr]

how can he feather them when he has a natural perm like on his head ?

curlers maybe ?

[GAR]

I think D'Face is trying to say: does Sams' carpets match the drapes.