How Many ROASTED CHICKENS Can the singer in VAN HAGAR eat?

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  • GAR
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    • Jan 2004
    • 10881

    How Many ROASTED CHICKENS Can the singer in VAN HAGAR eat?

    How much fucking food can this Gob choke down in a single session?



    I don't mean a RECORDING SESSION either, I mean starting from the point where he sits down on the curb out front of 5150 behind Ed's back, cracks that FIRST TUB of gravy n' mashed potatoes, and starts to go to work on his First bird carcass..

    - all the way to the very last strip of flesh from the last drumsticks' stringy tendon.



    Word on the street is, he orders from Koo Koo Roo in Beverly Hills when in town, then ditches his motorized shopping cart behind a dumpster while his broad goes off charging up more shit on his cards.



    She would be pissed if she knew he's packing on more weight while the fitness instructor works him to death.


    Let's hope she finds out this way..? CHECK YOUR TRASH, KARI
  • Sammy Who??
    Head Fluffer
    • Jan 2004
    • 305

    #2
    Hagar is an asshole!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • GAR
      Banned
      • Jan 2004
      • 10881

      #3
      (I forgot to post the Poll because this thread stirred my hunger up to Panic Mode and I had to go eat..) sorree,, I got distracted - no poll.

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      • Sarge
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Feb 2003
        • 5424

        #4
        Notice how Sammy is shorter than everyone.. in every picture he takes.

        Bridge drone troll

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        • GAR
          Banned
          • Jan 2004
          • 10881

          #5
          "133 By 10-13" is his fitness instructor Jarod Fogle's proven lo-carb/lo-exercise weightloss plan.

          Jarod you may recall lost alot of weight eating only Subway Sandwiches, the troll is the one holding Jarod's autobiography.

          I think: Jarod's more famous now.
          Jarod's more respected now.
          Jarod should autograph Sammys very-large forehead with the same Sharpie, too.

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          • Roth kills Sam
            Foot Soldier
            • Mar 2004
            • 691

            #6
            I just want to make it clear that I want to punch Sammy Gaybar's mom in the face

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            • GAR
              Banned
              • Jan 2004
              • 10881

              #7
              His motto on that shirt says "Forgive to Live"

              CAN'T YOU JUST LET BYGONES GO?
              Come on, grab a bucket of Extra Crispy and guess with me how many birds the RedRimmed Rocker can polish off in an hour?

              C'mon. Be nice. Try it.

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              • Roth kills Sam
                Foot Soldier
                • Mar 2004
                • 691

                #8
                I love extra crispy... but not that much

                I would first incapacitate Sammy's mom with a hard kick to the knee. Then I would bite her face

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                • GAR
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                  • Jan 2004
                  • 10881

                  #9
                  Dude.
                  DUDE ..wake up -

                  It's about EATING FOWL not eating some Fool's Mom.

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                  • hot for david
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 383

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Sammy Who??
                    Hagar is an asshole!!!!!!!!!!!
                    agre with you , fuck you hagar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                    david rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    "life can be good with the right people"- andi deris

                    Woman Of Dark Desires
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                    • hot for david
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 383

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sarge
                      Notice how Sammy is shorter than everyone.. in every picture he takes.

                      Bridge drone troll


                      you have a lot of reason
                      "life can be good with the right people"- andi deris

                      Woman Of Dark Desires
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                      • GAR
                        Banned
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 10881

                        #12
                        OK Then how many birds did Sam Mule request?

                        GUESS

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                        • thefive

                          #13
                          20 am I right????

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                          • rustoffa
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8963

                            #14
                            It probably involved a box truck. "Yeah, I got a delivery here for a...umm....red rooster"? " I got it, can I borrow your pen"? "Are you the rooster guy"? "It's ROCKER, not rooster....." "No problem, just make sure you sign "rooster" or it'll be a nightmare when I get back. How many people you got to feed in there anyway"? "Just gimme the fucking pen and get outta my face". "Whatever, just sign "rooster" like I said".

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                            • GAR
                              Banned
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 10881

                              #15
                              All I know is I want a tattoo that says "Kari" with that fat broad hunched over the dumpster like that - placed on my left shoulder.

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