A Roth Army® Call to Action!!!™, by hitch1969©

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MTV News
mtv.com

Could it really be over so soon? That's what former Howard Stern listeners across the East Coast and Midwest might have been asking themselves Wednesday morning (March 29) when they turned on their radios to find Stern replacement David Lee Roth absent. Yes, preliminary numbers for Roth have not been promising, but a CBS Radio spokesperson denied reports that the former Van Halen singer had been canned just three months into his gig, saying the motor-mouthed morning man was simply taking a few days off to travel back to New York after broadcasting from Miami Beach Monday and Tuesday. Roth is expected to be back on the air Friday. ...

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Philidelphia Inquirer
By Michael Klein
Inquirer Columnist

The DLR watch

Rocker-turned-radio host David Lee Roth skipped yesterday's morning show, carried locally on WYSP-FM (94.1), and will miss today's. Suspension? Walkout? CBS Radio won't say why, other than to say that he will return tomorrow.

[Nickdfresh]

It was a NON STOP party and I sure Dave's first 2 days were fueled completely by cocaine and red bull™.

This is like gold hitch1969©. I would have loved to have heard that show...

[vheddyrmv8]

Is anyone gonna be recording tomorrow's show in case it isn't pod-casted?

[hitch1969©]

You know, I wanted to add ONE MORE THING, and I think it a PRETTY SIGNIFICANT THING as to why CBS and DLR are going to last past Friday...

On Wednesday when this was ALL going down, in the morning, and THE KNOCKZ or shall I say MR SUPER SLUETH™ was busy pointing out in his thread:

Currently at the Roth Radio Show site

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&forumid=2&threadid=34981

He was absolutely CORRECT that the images had disappeared briefly. I was there as well, trying to figure out WHAT THE FUCK.

Had he investigated a little further....

He would have seen AT THAT EXACT MOMENT

SOMEONE

WAS

UPLOADING

ROTH PROMOS

57-60.

http://david.freefm.com/pages/10293.php

I was in on that page LITERALLY as they were doing it, it first was just 57, then refresh, 59, etc etc.

I wondered if they would stop at 60.

SO... the very moment that Dave is supposed to be on the radio from Miami, but is not.... and KNOCKZ the TOOL aka super slueth is informing us that the images are missing at Roth's Free FM SITE....

CBS is uploading 4 new promos????

because they are going to FIRE HIM?

makes perfect sencio.

and speaking of which... I think if there was an argument between Matt Sencio and CBS, it was WAY overblown.

Dave was NOT suspended. Dave was NOT fired. ANd it had NOTHING to do with him not being on air, rather it was because of it.

...And Dave would NEVER cooperate in a "farewell" show on Friday.

IN ANY EVENT....

my suggestion TO ALL

is that if you liked roth radio, want a piece to remember... etc etc IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY, get the PODCASTS

go to vhnd.net and save every link

GET ALL THE PROMOS from his promo page

get ALL the pics from the photo gallery

etc etc

and I would do this sooner than later if you really want these things

But mark my words THERE WILL BE ROTH RADIO IN APRIL 06.

....probably.


BREASTS!!

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[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by vheddyrmv8
Is anyone gonna be recording tomorrow's show in case it isn't pod-casted?

YES. The fellas over at Vonnies, aka DDLR.com have stated that they will.

This CALL TO ACTION is about TEAMWORK, people. ALL WEBSITE RIVALRIES PUT ASIDE with a common cause!

Sesh and the guys over there FUCKING DELIVERED on the missing march 9 podcast....

Anyway thanks to ZAHZ as well.

also vonnie i would love to suck his big fat cock.

NOT!!!


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[rustoffa]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
Then I'm reading shit on the net, and I am getting pissed off. Here's a sample that some QUEERBAIT wrote, a real "radio intelligencia":

David Lee Roth, An Exercise In Futility
Bail out. Abandon the program. Stay in Florida.

By now you know that David Lee Roth has disappeared from the air for a second time in as many months. I'm not sure where DLR gets his work ethic from, but for any morning show host to think they can simply not show up at will dismantles the relationship they build with the audience. That these so called "days off" happen with each release of Arbitron trend reports throws a little more gas on the flames of suspicion.

Howard Stern left, and CBS Radio was left with a terribly perplexing problem; how does it deal with a predictable decline in audience? That the CBS CEO, Joel Hollander, would admit "you don't replace a talent like Stern easily" gained nods from millions of radio listeners. It even bought CBS time, with sympathy, from 70% of an audience that was willing to give a chance to any replacement.

But, to replace Howard with someone who 1) doesn't understand basic principles of broadcasting; 2) is so caught up with their own past greatness they refuse to see their ship sunk long ago; 3) feels there is going to be anyone that waits for him to get over a night of no sleep; is a slap in the face to those in the audience.

CBS Radio has a problem. David Lee Roth also has a problem. One is how to get out of a contract that it so vigorously supported less than 90 days ago; the other is how to (gracefully) exit a disaster.

It's that BOLDED part that I am really focusing on....

"someone who is so caught up with their own past greatness they refuse to see their ship sunk long ago"

That's THE FUCKING POINT EXACTLY YOU MORON!!

Some people will NEVER get David Lee. What this guy is talking about is WHAT MAKES DAVID LEE ROTH great!!!

you see the same qualities in SHATNER™, the whole making fun of the "has been" thing... it's all a matter of opinion, is it not? To hear this guy talk, David Lee just have well committed suicide in 1985 because it was all over THEN.

what a moron.

DLR has bounced back SO many times and MADE himself bigger than life over and over even when he wasn't relevant at the time.

That's what defines a man, I tell you. Like when Chaz Sheen™ is getting hauled off by the Federales in Wall Street and old Hal Holbrook gives him the old "facing the abyss" speech. Chaz Sheen® is another one of these guys I'm talking about. He's seen more tail than a toilet seat. NASTY HOOKER stuff, too. The heroin, the gambling, the COKE®, all that. Bitch divorcing him and wiping him out because she couldn't lets a playa play and looks the otha way? Now, homie GOTS TO PAY??? I digress again.

And you know, I think that Roth DID open up alot on his show like he promised Howard he would back on 10-25-05. For a guy that flew a jet around the international dateline to avoid turning 30 to be talking openly about being in his 50s, even joking about his hairline a few times... I really saw that as something I thought I would never hear DLR saying. HE WAS HONEST WITH HIS LISTENERS FOR ONCE. Even bringing on Uncle Manny, re-telling the story about his dad's kidnapping... etc. etc. etc. Like the time he talked about NOT FOCUSING ON THE DUDE IN THE PORNO because it felt gay... I could go on and on with examples.

David Lee delivered. He took the legend further than he had ever taken it before, right in front of our naked steaming eyes.

That guy saying that shit pisses me off. It's a personal insult against DLR, has NOTHING TO DO with his radio ability. So he thinks DLR is a HAS BEEN?

WHO THE FUCK WAS HE, EVER?

some queer that reports on radio or something. Nice, pal. Let's get YOU an internet Army™ website el pronto PUSSface!

BREASTS!!

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Grate stuff Hitch...I couldn't agree more.

Critics and reporters all feed @ the same trough. The trough used to be a meal ticket....motherfuckers' got sated on dirty laundry. "Lemme see that ticket...ok, help yourself to Kitty Dukakis! Now it's a collective "help yourself!" from the pig-sueying, mass media farm house!

Dave is an easy target for these types....he brought it on himself on purpose. Socrates and spandex, Vaudeville and Vegas, late-night bong water on Leno, fixing the fix in '96.

All pieces of the inside joke that keeps rolling. Sure, Dave's kind of eccentric...welp, MAJOR LEAGUE eccentric. Yes Virginia, I've seen it first hand. (insert gay handjob innuendo here)

He's an asshole on his own terms, with a crystalline focus honoring non derailment of the joke.

I can't listen to Roth Radio anymore....it's logistically impossible. The occasional podcast here and there.

The occasional podcast here and there.

That fucking italicized statement just made my night....full-on ORWELLIAN.

1984 BABY.

Defending Roth?

Originally posted by rustoffa
What's there to defend?

He's not the real king of media. He's not a talk radio veteran. He's a Rock And Roll Icon with the gift of gab and a brand new fucking gig.

If anything, the world that's spinning beneath our feet is saturated with MEDIA.....I mean like saturated and jaded.

It's a fucking joke....I've read enough critical diatribes' on this deal to make Jim Goad's proof reader dizzy. Did Howard Stern have to deal with this level of hype and sensationalism when he was trying out the training wheels?

No.

Did Howard Stern's style and schtick that mesmerizes' the millions and millions of lowbrow afficiandos' evolve over the course of two fucking days?

No.

Will Dave Roth be as popular a radio host as Howard Stern?

I don't know.

I know this much:

David Lee Roth was stomping around the whole fucking planet, and OWNING it long before the era of mass media. He has NOTHING to prove to ANYONE.

*NEWS FLASH*

David Lee Roth doesn't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks.....never has. He wouldn't give a flying fuck if Howard Stern signed a contract with No fucking Doubt to be their new front thing. You know, Stern would be stepping into a gig belying his field of expertise!

Would Howard Stern do such a thing....like, as a SERIOUS endeavor?

No.

The parallelium is there folks. Eat it and Fucking Smile.

You're the man Dave. Take that fucking radio show to Vegas and play a Casino.

OOPS!

That might just be on the docket.

[hitch1969©]

Take that fucking radio show to Vegas and play a Casino.

OOPS!

That might just be on the docket.

Fuckin A!!!!!

dead on.

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[bantonelli]

To the Reverend Hitch (Move over Reverend M.C. Hammer) -

I praise you!

Tomorrow it is......I"ll be there at 3:00AM West Coast Time/6:00AM East Coast...perhaps we should all have a Red Bull Cocktail at that hour and raise our glasses in Praise for the Almighty ROTHtard ARMY and our Commander in Chief !

I look forward to what lies ahead in Mystery...the countdown begins...

[diamondsgirl]

The reason I was happy to have Roth on the radio was to see if I could learn more about the guy. I gotta say...the more I learn about him, the more I dig him.

It will be interesting to hear what the ratings are tomorrow. I'll bet they will be at an all time high.

Anyway...if Roth has had enough and wants out...thats cool. I am sure there is shit going on that he didn't bargain for and that we don't know about.


Dave knows whats best for Dave.


I'm pretty psyched that I got to know more about him over the last few months.

I sincerely hope he remains on the air, but only if thats what he wants.

DG

[hitch1969©]

hey diamond girl what the FUCK is up with all the GAY RUSSELL CROWE porn going on in your signature there???

made me feel ashamed like i had one man in my mouth and another in my backside.

just awful. get rid of that nastiness, please.

[diamondsgirl]

Is Crowe gay? I had no idea. I thought that was a chick gone down on him in that pic.

wtf do I know...I just think he looks hot tied up!

I'll remove it for you, Hitch.

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Is Crowe gay? I had no idea. I thought that was a chick gone down on him in that pic.

wtf do I know...I just think he looks hot tied up!

I'll remove it for you, Hitch.

oh i am just kidding sweetheart... go ahead and GAY US back up!

you are very nice for doing that though just because i said.

hitch like you. likey lot

therefore you shalll never be banned from this site. ever.

my word to the diamond chick


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[scottydabodi]

Hitch rules, but that post is so long that I fell asleep twice while trying to read it...

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
Hitch rules, but that post is so long that I fell asleep twice while trying to read it...

wake up and smell the TOXIC WASTE because the same 24 letters in the alphabet that wrote the Bible also wrote some of my most favorite pornography! Reading is alot like surfing....learn to read, you can ride that much bigger of a wave!


rothisms ONYA. mate.

go back to the beginning of the thread and start over, man.

THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT.

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