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Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..
"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!
Originally posted by alexpgrimes That's where Dave keeps his <A TITLE="Click for more information about car" STYLE="text-decoration: none; border-bottom: medium solid green;" HREF="http://search.targetwords.com/u.search?x=5977|1||||cars|AA1VDw">car</A> keys. Don't get too excited. That's where all jews keep there belongings. Just ask Gary Shandling.
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow Hey Chelle! I don't know about you but if those arn't car keys in there then I'm gonna find me a nice jewish guy! (j/k Wolf!)
At least you know the dude is circumsised. Happy hunting.
Some of us prefer the unmutilated penis, thankyouverymuch.
SheAintWaiting
"I won't tour on a greatest hits record, that's like basically saying, we're over. Wasted. Biggest waste of time in the world. Strictly money." -Sammy Hagar, 1996.
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