i WISH ALEX VAN HALEN WOULD LOSE AN ARM, LIKE RICK ALLEN DID

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

HELLO YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS,

i WISH ALEX VAN HALEN WOULD LOSE AN ARM, LIKE RICK ALLEN DID

that is if one of his ex wifes don't already own his arm.

I KNOW THEY PROBABLY ALREADY TOOK EVERYTHING HE HAS.
HIS MONEY, BOOZE... PROBABLY HIS FUCKING ARM TOO.

LIVING IN cALIFORNIA IS EXPENSIVE, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE CONSTANTLY GIVING AWAY HALF OF YOUR NET WORTH EVERY FEW YEARS.


ANYWAYS .. I AM HOPING THAT ALEX VAN HALEN LOSES HIS ARM LIKE DEF LEP DRUMMER RICK ALLEN.

IT WOULD ALSO BE FITTING IF IT WAS RELATED TO ALCOHOL.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THE TOUR.

RICK ALLEN MIGHT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO REJOIN THE BAND..
BUT IF ALEX LOSES AN ARM...
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY HE CAN REJOIN VAN HALEN.

YOU NEED AT LEAST 1 ARM TO PLAY THE DRUMS.. AND IF THE ONLY ARM YOU HAVE IS HOLDING A BEER CAN.. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO PLAY THEM.

MAYBE HE CAN LOOK INTO PLAYING THE DRUMS WITH HIS MOUTH.

WHO THE FUCK CARES.

ANYWAYS..
ANYONE AGREE?

GOODBYE YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS,
BREASTS,
DICKFACE

[pete]

Re: i WISH ALEX VAN HALEN WOULD LOSE AN ARM, LIKE RICK ALLEN DID


I say we take it a step further.

Here's hoping he's a great white fan.

cheers dickface!

[Katydid]

I hope you don't lose yours, else, how can you slap your nuts and drink beer

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Originally posted by Katydid
I hope you don't lose yours, else, how can you slap your nuts and drink beer

Either when I run, or have one of my ladies do it.

You see... when it comes to pussy.. my cup runneth over.

I'm large and in charge even when it's cold
I whipped out my candy cane at the north pole.

did you reply because you are interested in a little "suckie suckie"

Breasts,
DICKFACE

[Katydid]

This ain't Olive Oil Sucker...

[GAR]

I agree.

Who needs a beer-cup holder when you're supposed to be
playing the drums?

That way he would have much more focus on the kit, rather
than lack-of focus from floating his brains in beer suds.

Better yet GET RICK ALLEN to play this tour! Now THERE is
a man unafraid to play with one hand (sic) tied behind his
back.. cuz he lost it way way back.

[Katydid]

You really should give that cat some light beer...

[dave_is_vh]

How many ex-wives does Alex Van Halen have anyway?

[madraoul]

How about the drunken drummer developing a degenerating disease that leaves him with baby arms?

[GAR]

I got your "baby-arm" right here,..

[Katydid]

Originally posted by GAR
I agree.

Who needs a beer-cup holder when you're supposed to be
playing the drums?

That way he would have much more focus on the kit, rather
than lack-of focus from floating his brains in beer suds.

Better yet GET RICK ALLEN to play this tour! Now THERE is
a man unafraid to play with one hand (sic) tied behind his
back.. cuz he lost it way way back.

Notice the (sic)....I think GAR is fuckhowardstern...

[Golden AWe]

THIS is LUCIFER talking through Golden AWe TO YOU, KATYDID.

Let's have SEX, AGAIN!!!