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Why doesn't Dave
just kiss Ed's ass and get $1,ooo,ooo a show with Van Halen again? He's willing to kiss CBS's ass for $8 million in 2 years? wtf?
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Why doesn't Dave
just kiss Ed's ass and get $1,ooo,ooo a show with Van Halen again? He's willing to kiss CBS's ass for $8 million in 2 years? wtf?Last edited by Big Troubles; 04-01-2006, 08:38 PM."FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE" -
BT, you absolutely read my mind and beat me to the punch by about 10 minutes...Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO" -
it's weird eh? He wouldn't swallow his pride for his band mates or long time friends, but swallows more than that with a bunch of corporate cunts.
They yanked a movie deal from him in 85 and now this. :D"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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Originally posted by Big Troubles
They yanked a movie deal from him in 85 and now this.
ya just pulled a thread topic from my head BT....Comment
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Ive been doing that alot lately.
I think there's something in my weed."FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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Originally posted by Big Troubles
Ive been doing that alot lately.
I think there's something in my weed.
:DComment
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Re: Why doesn't Dave...
So Dave won't lower himself to sing a couple of Sammy songs a night for a million bucks a gig, but he cow-tows to the CBS brass in hopes of getting his 8 mil over two years?Originally posted by Big Troubles
Why doesn't Dave
just kiss Ed's ass and get $1,ooo,ooo a show with Van Halen again? He's willing to kiss CBS's ass for $8 million in 2 years? wtf?
The man's artistic integrity just took a BIG hit in my eyes...
By the way, in one sentence, Big Troubles NAILS what's really wrong with what is happening to Dave...Last edited by Dave's PA Rental; 04-01-2006, 10:34 PM.Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"Comment
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Re: Why doesn't Dave...
Simple premise.Originally posted by Big Troubles
Why doesn't Dave
just kiss Ed's ass and get $1,ooo,ooo a show with Van Halen again? He's willing to kiss CBS's ass for $8 million in 2 years? wtf?
What matter of ass-kissing would be appropriate, as well as successful?
Maybe he could run around lala land spraypainting "Eddie Van Halen is God!", and signing his name underneath...full-on tagging type shit.
Perhaps an open invitation for Ed to kick him in the nuts? Like a full page in Rolling Stone.
A message from David Lee Roth:
We'll get back to your regularly scheduled pop culture programming on the next page. That being said, it's high time that I put the past behind me. I think the most appropriate method to accomplish this goal would be to let Eddie Van Halen kick me in the nuts. That's right, I was WRONG. If the nature of letting another human being kick one's self in the nuts seems wrong to you, I would suggest that two WRONGS' could make things right. No cup, no lawyers...one swift kick in the nuts for me, one swift solution for mankind. It's high time I "took one for the team", if there is, in fact, a team left.
Your's truly,
David Lee Roth
I've got a few other ideas about how the proper ass-kiss could work wonders.
Anyone else?Comment
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Rusty, no doubt it's a two-way-street between Dave and Eddie...
...and maybe by 'kissing ass', Dave just needs to keep his mouth shut and take the 'high road' to get this done.
Maybe he's tried that already, I don't know...Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"Comment
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Re: Re: Why doesn't Dave...
and you know what? that would work wonders for the publicity that Van Halen surely needs...Originally posted by rustoffa
Simple premise.
What matter of ass-kissing would be appropriate, as well as successful?
Maybe he could run around lala land spraypainting "Eddie Van Halen is God!", and signing his name underneath...full-on tagging type shit.
Perhaps an open invitation for Ed to kick him in the nuts? Like a full page in Rolling Stone.
A message from David Lee Roth:
We'll get back to your regularly scheduled pop culture programming on the next page. That being said, it's high time that I put the past behind me. I think the most appropriate method to accomplish this goal would be to let Eddie Van Halen kick me in the nuts. That's right, I was WRONG. If the nature of letting another human being kick one's self in the nuts seems wrong to you, I would suggest that two WRONGS' could make things right. No cup, no lawyers...one swift kick in the nuts for me, one swift solution for mankind. It's high time I "took one for the team", if there is, in fact, a team left.
Your's truly,
David Lee Roth
I've got a few other ideas about how the proper ass-kiss could work wonders.
Anyone else?
you'd be a great publicist!
I was just thinking instead, maybe Dave could put a shout out to Ed and Al everyone once in awhile in the morning. If ya talk about the band at least put them in the right light.
Make no bones about this: The only reason why Dave said "Could Ed handle 3 months on tour?" was to bait Ed out. Dave needs to stop with the hidden agendas and "read between the lines" shit, so we can have the mighty Van Halen again.
Oh yeah. And Ed needs to stop drinking. :D"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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All the anti-Ed rhetoric on the radio show isn't helping. That's for sure. 20-something years of crystalline hate is a hard egg to crack....Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
Rusty, no doubt it's a two-way-street between Dave and Eddie...
...and maybe by 'kissing ass', Dave just needs to keep his mouth shut and take the 'high road' to get this done.
Maybe he's tried that already, I don't know...
Mind numbing.Comment
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I mean really.. I dont give a flying fuck, who has an ego problem, put yer shit aside for the fans that bought your t shirts, concert tickets and albums. The ones that keep this site going. The ones that listen to the radio show and the ones that actually put up with 2 retarded lead singers in the hopes of Dave always coming back."FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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Re: Re: Re: Why doesn't Dave...
Exactly!Originally posted by Big Troubles
Make no bones about this: The only reason why Dave said "Could Ed handle 3 months on tour?" was to bait Ed out.
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it's not working though. it hasn't worked since Dave started baiting him in 2000... It wont happen unless Dave plays nice. And Dave knows this. No more "busted hip" jokes...
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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Im going to call in on Monday (if the show is on) and ask him this very question? Why is CBS's worth the ass kiss and not Ed? Seriously...
hey Ive been on twice now. 3rd times a charm. :D"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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