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  • il_es_douche
    Full On Cocktard
    • Jan 2006
    • 47

    A Mistake...An Apology

    Back around the turn of the new year, I first found this site and predicted on it that DLR's lack of talent would have him shuffled out of this play-radio gig within six months. I want to apologize. Look's like it'll be within FOUR! Saddle up, boys and girls. Diamond Dave's headed for your local 500 seat club by the end of the year. The question is: will those club dates be as poorly attended as his radio show has been listened to...? Time to swallow your pride, Dave, and open for the future reuniting of Extreme? I'll be the first in line: love them train wrecks!
    it's true of course
  • Dan
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 12194

    #2
    Originally posted by il_es_douche
    Back around the turn of the new year, I first found this site and predicted on it that DLR's lack of talent would have him shuffled out of this play-radio gig within six months. I want to apologize. Look's like it'll be within FOUR! Saddle up, boys and girls. Diamond Dave's headed for your local 500 seat club by the end of the year. The question is: will those club dates be as poorly attended as his radio show has been listened to...? Time to swallow your pride, Dave, and open for the future reuniting of Extreme? I'll be the first in line: love them train wrecks!
    You are a Fucking Sad piece of shit,go fuck yourself.

    That's all.
    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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    • bantonelli
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Nov 2004
      • 2629

      #3
      Re: A Mistake...An Apology

      Originally posted by il_es_douche
      Back around the turn of the new year, I first found this site and predicted on it that DLR's lack of talent would have him shuffled out of this play-radio gig within six months. I want to apologize. Look's like it'll be within FOUR! Saddle up, boys and girls. Diamond Dave's headed for your local 500 seat club by the end of the year. The question is: will those club dates be as poorly attended as his radio show has been listened to...? Time to swallow your pride, Dave, and open for the future reuniting of Extreme? I'll be the first in line: love them train wrecks!
      My first comment to you is: What took you so long to find us? Did ya get lost along your way to "ROTHARMY" ending up in Bum Fcuk Egypt or did ya forget how to route your journey using the Mapquest feature? I think you left your brain under the Saddle, "Boy".

      Roth's Radio "GIG" isn't over until the Fat Lady gets a hoarse voice (in this case, "She" is CBS and no, she can't sing)...Dave is not a quitter and he's got legitimate reasons (contract) to stick it out, if he chooses to.

      Whether DLR decides to perform in a 500-seat capacity Casino, 1000-seat Blues Club, 20,000-seat Arena, write a song for a terminally ill child, write a second autobiography entitled "Tao of Dave", make an appearance on a new episode of the Sopranos, the ROCK LEGEND will Prevail, being Successful at ALL OF IT.

      And let me remind you, in case no female has ever mentioned this to you before.......... It's not the Size of the Venue...it's the Quality of the Venue. Get a clue - you should rehearse this phrase, especially after you shower.

      Perhaps I should review your Successful Resume? If it reads anything like your Profile, you seem to have a difficult time naming your Favorite VH Song...if this is burdensome for you, how can you possibly expect to use Mapquest to find your way thru life?

      GOT COMPASS?
      "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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      • bantonelli
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Nov 2004
        • 2629

        #4
        BTW....Look down, I think those are train tracks you are standing on ????

        Buh-Bye.
        "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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        • Matt White
          • Jun 2004
          • 20569

          #5
          "A Mistake..."


          Yup...I saw DAVE in SARNIA last summer....with 20,000 of his closest friends.....

          EAT THAT AND SMILE

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          • sadaist
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jul 2004
            • 11625

            #6
            I've seen Dave perform at The House Of Blues in Vegas. I would go 5 nights a week if I could. So if the radio thing doesn't pan out, I'd welcome him with open arms playing smaller venues.

            Hell, maybe if the radio thing ends, CVH will finally get it together 1 last time. I truly doubt that they would play anything less than capacity crowds at huge venues.
            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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            • Matt White
              • Jun 2004
              • 20569

              #7
              BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!


              Yeah...and HOW many people did the 2004 FLEECE THE SHEEP average a night???

              6,000??? At 20,000 seat venues....


              BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!





              Yeah...DAVE IS THE PARTY...His peeps SHOW UP

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              • sadaist
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jul 2004
                • 11625

                #8
                I saw him at House of Blues in the Mandalay Bay Casino in Vegas in January of 2000. I snuck a couple photos from a disposable camera. I'll try to post them up later tonight. I loved the small venue. I could see the drops of sweat on his forehead, and almost feel the breeze from his helicopter kick jump. NICE!
                “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                • MAX
                  Rotharmy Gladiator

                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 13001

                  #9
                  Again with this?

                  Jumping Fucking Jeezus H. on a Popsicle Stick!!!

                  Don't any of y'all get tiyed of hearin' about Dave only playing to small crowds? Fuck, as if we all don't get it? Half of these TRUE sheep that post said bile ALWAYS say that us (Rothfans) are "living in the past."

                  No, we're all just lifelong fans of Papa Roth. We all get it and we hang. Dave's nostalgia and so are the rest of the bands of said genre. Same goes for 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's icons that once sold out stadiums. However, it's not mainstream nowadays and I thank the good lord above for it.

                  At least Dave still does play gigs (no matter how small or large they might be,) Why? Cos it's in his blood, he's a performer and loves doing so.

                  What should he be doing? According to these dimwits, he's apparantly supposed to stay in his house, repent for quitting Van Halen and do nothing else?

                  BTW, what has or does Edward Van Halen do nowadays?

                  Fuck, wasn't he the one that stated in '85 (when Dave quit) that HE (EVH) was the musician and Dave was a "star?" He claimed that's what separated them. The point being that Edward would ALWAYS play, even if he ended up as an old man playin' infront of twenty people in a club somewhere. Whilst (according to Edward) Dave's "ego" would NEVER do such a thing cos he doesn't have the passion and love, etc.

                  Well, flash forward a cupla decades and who's doing what? Small crowds or not, which one of the two 'tis still out there, pleasing his fans and enjoying himself? It sure isn't Edward now is it?
                  EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                  • bantonelli
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 2629

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MAX
                    Again with this?

                    Jumping Fucking Jeezus H. on a Popsicle Stick!!!

                    Don't any of y'all get tiyed of hearin' about Dave only playing to small crowds? Fuck, as if we all don't get it? Half of these TRUE sheep that post said bile ALWAYS say that us (Rothfans) are "living in the past."

                    No, we're all just lifelong fans of Papa Roth. We all get it and we hang. Dave's nostalgia and so are the rest of the bands of said genre. Same goes for 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's icons that once sold out stadiums. However, it's not mainstream nowadays and I thank the good lord above for it.

                    At least Dave still does play gigs (no matter how small or large they might be,) Why? Cos it's in his blood, he's a performer and loves doing so.

                    What should he be doing? According to these dimwits, he's apparantly supposed to stay in his house, repent for quitting Van Halen and do nothing else?

                    BTW, what has or does Edward Van Halen do nowadays?

                    Fuck, wasn't he the one that stated in '85 (when Dave quit) that HE (EVH) was the musician and Dave was a "star?" He claimed that's what separated them. The point being that Edward would ALWAYS play, even if he ended up as an old man playin' infront of twenty people in a club somewhere. Whilst (according to Edward) Dave's "ego" would NEVER do such a thing cos he doesn't have the passion and love, etc.

                    Well, flash forward a cupla decades and who's doing what? Small crowds or not, which one of the two 'tis still out there, pleasing his fans and enjoying himself? It sure isn't Edward now is it?
                    Amen.
                    "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                    • bueno bob
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 22951

                      #11
                      Re: A Mistake...An Apology

                      Originally posted by il_es_douche
                      Baaaa...baaaa....baaaa...
                      Old and boring. The Pen has already dealt with you. Anything else you post at this point is irrelevant.

                      Next.
                      Twistin' by the pool.

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49646

                        #12
                        Re: A Mistake...An Apology

                        Originally posted by il_es_douche
                        Back around the turn of the new year, I first found this site and predicted on it that DLR's lack of talent would have him shuffled out of this play-radio gig within six months. I want to apologize. Look's like it'll be within FOUR! Saddle up, boys and girls. Diamond Dave's headed for your local 500 seat club by the end of the year. The question is: will those club dates be as poorly attended as his radio show has been listened to...? Time to swallow your pride, Dave, and open for the future reuniting of Extreme? I'll be the first in line: love them train wrecks!
                        I was watching this bizarre thing on "TVLand" last night featuring a concert by the musical prodigy that is William Shatner....

                        I think he had a song that went something like:

                        Has been
                        Has been
                        You talkin' to me?
                        You talkin' to me?
                        You callin' me, has been?
                        What'd you say your name is?
                        Jack
                        Never done jack
                        Glad to meet ya
                        Who's your friend?
                        Dick
                        Don't say dick
                        Whaddya know?
                        And you friend, what's your handle?
                        Don
                        Two thumbs Don

                        Riding on their armchairs
                        They dream of wealth and fame
                        Fear is their companion
                        Nintendo is their game
                        Never done jack and two thumbs Don
                        And sidekick don't say dick
                        We'll laugh at others failures
                        Though they have not done shit

                        I've heard of you
                        The ready-made connecting with the ever-ready
                        Yeah
                        The never was talking about still trying
                        I got it
                        Forever bitter gossiping about never say die
                        May I inquire what you've been doing mister?
                        Jack
                        Never done Jack
                        And you partner, what's the News of the World, Dick?
                        I don't say dick
                        Don, of all the people you must be the Tattler
                        Two thumbs up
                        What are you afraid of?
                        Failure?
                        So am I
                        Has been implies failure
                        Not so
                        Has been is history
                        Has been was
                        Has been might again
                        --WILLIAM SHATNER


                        By the way, if failing is getting a substantial portion of an $8million contract, from a network that's tanking everywhere anyway, I wanna' fail like that!!

                        BTW, lil'AssDouche, who is your money on? Are you one of those O&A fans, or is it Howard that you're bitter you can't hear without a subscription?
                        Last edited by Nickdfresh; 04-02-2006, 05:38 AM.

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                        • philouze
                          Banned
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 2171

                          #13
                          can
                          anybodyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
                          shoot
                          that il_es_motherfucker
                          ????

                          I'm bored with all these shiteaters

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                          • bueno bob
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 22951

                            #14
                            As said, the Pen's already dealt with him solidly. He rarely posts anymore, and his posts (when he bothers) are flailing attempts to draw attention to himself.
                            Twistin' by the pool.

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                            • guwapo_rocker

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Matt White
                              "A Mistake..."


                              Yup...I saw DAVE in SARNIA last summer....with 20,000 of his closest friends.....

                              EAT THAT AND SMILE

                              AH that was a great show Matt!!! Post some more of those awesome

                              pics you took bro!!!!

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