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The show today was just downright BRUTAL.
What the hell was he droning on about? Paris Hilton's pimples? What in the hell??
What the hell was he droning on about? Paris Hilton's pimples? What in the hell??
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Dave was reporting "Page 6". The rest of his show is stellar, considering all that has occurred. His attitude is upbeat and he is the King of spontaneous puns.
What more do ya want?"Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08 -
Yeah, I love the puns and double entendres.
What do I want?
I want the music. I want Animal talking about welfare pizza. I want the interesting topics.Comment
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Write a letter to his bosses...Originally posted by Blackflag
Yeah, I love the puns and double entendres.
What do I want?
I want the music. I want Animal talking about welfare pizza. I want the interesting topics.Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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like dave onstage...you strip way the icing and fancy gizmos (surfboard, boxing ring, great backup band) and you have an outright lousy performer.....WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE ONCE MIGHTY DLR?!?Comment
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You obviously haven't seen him live.Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
like dave onstage...you strip way the icing and fancy gizmos (surfboard, boxing ring, great backup band) and you have an outright lousy performer.....WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE ONCE MIGHTY DLR?!?
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R-I-G-H-T.....just like when you strip away SPAMtard's Curly Bozo Wig in Rainbow Colors, Pajama Bottoms he favors, Hallmark Card Lyrics he sings and the Jenny Craig diet he has yet to shed at least 75 pounds of Cabo Mexican Take Out.....What's Left?Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
like dave onstage...you strip way the icing and fancy gizmos (surfboard, boxing ring, great backup band) and you have an outright lousy performer.....WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE ONCE MIGHTY DLR?!?
Cheap Tequila and a 60 year old from Fontana, California (Meth Nation) who drives 55.
Y-E-A-H Tool, "You really got me now"...."Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08Comment
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I want Sasha to get naked in the studio, then listen to how Dave reacts.Comment
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"I have this dog, it's last name is Hymen...."-Alex Van Halen 1984 Rockline.Comment
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Guwapo, you really need to get rid of that camel toe pic. Every time I am browsing a thread and come across it, I have to stop & rub one out. Damn you!!“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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Once you get a real girl....that whole thing stops.Originally posted by sadaist
Guwapo, you really need to get rid of that camel toe pic. Every time I am browsing a thread and come across it, I have to stop & rub one out. Damn you!! :D
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i miss animal.Comment
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Ha Ha! Obviously you're not married. The longest I've gone without sex was my 4th year of marriage.Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Once you get a real girl....that whole thing stops. :D
"You show me a beautiful woman, and I'll show you a guy that's tired of fucking her."“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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i like that picture to and my wife gives me anything i want but that picture looks good.mark milesComment
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I've met your wife.....now I'M horny lol!!!Originally posted by golden boy
i like that picture to and my wife gives me anything i want but that picture looks good.Comment
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