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It was SUNDAY AFTERNOON IN THE PARK and YANKEE ROSE was walking her DROP DEAD LEGS down EASY STREET to TOBACCO ROAD when SHYBOY TOP JIMMY would JUMP on this GIRL GONE BAD.
They did the BUMP AND GRIND til his ELEPHANT GUN is ON FIRE and would LIGHT UP THE SKY with a DAMN GOOD SHOOT IT ERUPTION. COULD THIS BE MAGIC? 'cause if feels JUST LIKE PARADISE; then he's OUT OF LOVE AGAIN with ONE FOOT OUT THE DOOR, but YOU'LL HEAR ABOUT IT LATER; 'cause THE BOTTOM LINE is A LIL' AIN'T ENOUGH and BABY'S ON FIRE and needs to FEEL YOUR LOVE TONIGHT one more time; so PUSH COMES TO SHOVE and THE FULL BUG STANDS UP with PERFECT TIMING and is the RIGHT TOOL FOR THE JOB to SLAM DUNK her SPANISH FLY like a HAMMERHEAD SHARK doing the DOGTOWN SHUFFLE; but it's a DROP IN THE BUCKET to the DIRTY MOVIES this LITTLE DREAMER makes when IT'S SHOWTIME and LADIES NITE IN BUFFALO.
TO TELL THE TRUTH I AIN'T TALKIN' ABOUT LOVE just LOSS OF CONTROL and A LITTLE LUCK if you want to DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY with BEAUTIFUL GIRLS. AIN'T NO BIG TING 'cause EVERYBODY WANTS SOME and YOU'RE BREATHIN' IT with YOUR FILTHY LITTLE MOUTH. It's LAST CALL, so TAKE YOUR WHISKEY HOME 'cause it's BOTTOMS UP and YOU REALLY GOT ME RUNNIN' WITH THE DEVIL but HEY, YOU NEVER KNOW with a COUNTER-BLAST and EXPERIENCE you could be GOING PLACES as KING OF HE HILL or if you're JUST A GIGILO you can spend the WEEKEND WITH THE BABYSITTER; just don't be FOOLS in the BLACK SAND or THE CRADLE WILL ROCK and you'll be in BIG TROUBLE and GOIN' CRAZY trying to get UNCHAINED and running to the CHEATIN HEART CAFE 'cause she's RELENTLESS and wants to take the BIG TRAIN straight to the CATHEDRAL before the SECRETS out; but THAT'S LIFE and now you're in a HOUSE OF PAIN 'cause you asked her to LOSE THE DRESS and the SENSIBLE SHOES. OH, PRETTY WOMAN, WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD TIMES GONE? INDEEDIDO, I'M THE ONE standing at LAND'S EDGE looking for a SKYSCRAPER to JUMP off, but I'LL WAIT as TWO FOOLS A MINUTE STAND UP and take the JUMP.
I guess EVERYBODY'S GOT THE MONKEY for WOMEN IN LOVE...or a TIGHT HINA. WA WA ZAT?
They did the BUMP AND GRIND til his ELEPHANT GUN is ON FIRE and would LIGHT UP THE SKY with a DAMN GOOD SHOOT IT ERUPTION. COULD THIS BE MAGIC? 'cause if feels JUST LIKE PARADISE; then he's OUT OF LOVE AGAIN with ONE FOOT OUT THE DOOR, but YOU'LL HEAR ABOUT IT LATER; 'cause THE BOTTOM LINE is A LIL' AIN'T ENOUGH and BABY'S ON FIRE and needs to FEEL YOUR LOVE TONIGHT one more time; so PUSH COMES TO SHOVE and THE FULL BUG STANDS UP with PERFECT TIMING and is the RIGHT TOOL FOR THE JOB to SLAM DUNK her SPANISH FLY like a HAMMERHEAD SHARK doing the DOGTOWN SHUFFLE; but it's a DROP IN THE BUCKET to the DIRTY MOVIES this LITTLE DREAMER makes when IT'S SHOWTIME and LADIES NITE IN BUFFALO.
TO TELL THE TRUTH I AIN'T TALKIN' ABOUT LOVE just LOSS OF CONTROL and A LITTLE LUCK if you want to DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY with BEAUTIFUL GIRLS. AIN'T NO BIG TING 'cause EVERYBODY WANTS SOME and YOU'RE BREATHIN' IT with YOUR FILTHY LITTLE MOUTH. It's LAST CALL, so TAKE YOUR WHISKEY HOME 'cause it's BOTTOMS UP and YOU REALLY GOT ME RUNNIN' WITH THE DEVIL but HEY, YOU NEVER KNOW with a COUNTER-BLAST and EXPERIENCE you could be GOING PLACES as KING OF HE HILL or if you're JUST A GIGILO you can spend the WEEKEND WITH THE BABYSITTER; just don't be FOOLS in the BLACK SAND or THE CRADLE WILL ROCK and you'll be in BIG TROUBLE and GOIN' CRAZY trying to get UNCHAINED and running to the CHEATIN HEART CAFE 'cause she's RELENTLESS and wants to take the BIG TRAIN straight to the CATHEDRAL before the SECRETS out; but THAT'S LIFE and now you're in a HOUSE OF PAIN 'cause you asked her to LOSE THE DRESS and the SENSIBLE SHOES. OH, PRETTY WOMAN, WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD TIMES GONE? INDEEDIDO, I'M THE ONE standing at LAND'S EDGE looking for a SKYSCRAPER to JUMP off, but I'LL WAIT as TWO FOOLS A MINUTE STAND UP and take the JUMP.
I guess EVERYBODY'S GOT THE MONKEY for WOMEN IN LOVE...or a TIGHT HINA. WA WA ZAT?
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