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  • Northern Girl
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3958

    Story telling time

    It was SUNDAY AFTERNOON IN THE PARK and YANKEE ROSE was walking her DROP DEAD LEGS down EASY STREET to TOBACCO ROAD when SHYBOY TOP JIMMY would JUMP on this GIRL GONE BAD.

    They did the BUMP AND GRIND til his ELEPHANT GUN is ON FIRE and would LIGHT UP THE SKY with a DAMN GOOD SHOOT IT ERUPTION. COULD THIS BE MAGIC? 'cause if feels JUST LIKE PARADISE; then he's OUT OF LOVE AGAIN with ONE FOOT OUT THE DOOR, but YOU'LL HEAR ABOUT IT LATER; 'cause THE BOTTOM LINE is A LIL' AIN'T ENOUGH and BABY'S ON FIRE and needs to FEEL YOUR LOVE TONIGHT one more time; so PUSH COMES TO SHOVE and THE FULL BUG STANDS UP with PERFECT TIMING and is the RIGHT TOOL FOR THE JOB to SLAM DUNK her SPANISH FLY like a HAMMERHEAD SHARK doing the DOGTOWN SHUFFLE; but it's a DROP IN THE BUCKET to the DIRTY MOVIES this LITTLE DREAMER makes when IT'S SHOWTIME and LADIES NITE IN BUFFALO.

    TO TELL THE TRUTH I AIN'T TALKIN' ABOUT LOVE just LOSS OF CONTROL and A LITTLE LUCK if you want to DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY with BEAUTIFUL GIRLS. AIN'T NO BIG TING 'cause EVERYBODY WANTS SOME and YOU'RE BREATHIN' IT with YOUR FILTHY LITTLE MOUTH. It's LAST CALL, so TAKE YOUR WHISKEY HOME 'cause it's BOTTOMS UP and YOU REALLY GOT ME RUNNIN' WITH THE DEVIL but HEY, YOU NEVER KNOW with a COUNTER-BLAST and EXPERIENCE you could be GOING PLACES as KING OF HE HILL or if you're JUST A GIGILO you can spend the WEEKEND WITH THE BABYSITTER; just don't be FOOLS in the BLACK SAND or THE CRADLE WILL ROCK and you'll be in BIG TROUBLE and GOIN' CRAZY trying to get UNCHAINED and running to the CHEATIN HEART CAFE 'cause she's RELENTLESS and wants to take the BIG TRAIN straight to the CATHEDRAL before the SECRETS out; but THAT'S LIFE and now you're in a HOUSE OF PAIN 'cause you asked her to LOSE THE DRESS and the SENSIBLE SHOES. OH, PRETTY WOMAN, WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD TIMES GONE? INDEEDIDO, I'M THE ONE standing at LAND'S EDGE looking for a SKYSCRAPER to JUMP off, but I'LL WAIT as TWO FOOLS A MINUTE STAND UP and take the JUMP.

    I guess EVERYBODY'S GOT THE MONKEY for WOMEN IN LOVE...or a TIGHT HINA. WA WA ZAT?
    Same ole song and dance...
  • cwsmith17
    Sniper
    • Apr 2004
    • 957

    #2
    Freakin' awesome. I'm going to print it!

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    • PHOENIX
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 2212

      #3


      That was cool. Now show us your breats so that we can enter you in the Miss DLR ARMY contest.:D

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      • alexpgrimes
        Foot Soldier
        • Jan 2004
        • 731

        #4
        Breasts hell show me your baby maker...
        If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.

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        • Northern Girl
          Full Member Status

          • Jan 2004
          • 3958

          #5
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          Same ole song and dance...

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          • Northern Girl
            Full Member Status

            • Jan 2004
            • 3958

            #6
            SORRY THAT DID NOT TRANSFER WELL AT ALL. I WAS DRAWING A PICTURE.
            Same ole song and dance...

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            • Panamark
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 17161

              #7
              Fuck ! I thought you were posting the source code the Aliens uploaded to Spammy's Brain !
              BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
              Love ya Mary Frances!

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              • alexpgrimes
                Foot Soldier
                • Jan 2004
                • 731

                #8
                I still wanna see your baby maker..
                If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.

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                • hot for david
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 383

                  #9
                  good story!!!!!!!!!!!
                  "life can be good with the right people"- andi deris

                  Woman Of Dark Desires
                  http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w...9b5fac7ede.jpg

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                  • Northern Girl
                    Full Member Status

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 3958

                    #10
                    My 1st thread started here!!

                    Bump - Just 'cause I want to.
                    Same ole song and dance...

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                    • RogueHorseman
                      Commando
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 1298

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Panamark
                      Fuck ! I thought you were posting the source code the Aliens uploaded to Spammy's Brain !
                      Good one, Mark!

                      That's a cool story too, NG.

                      You've got your Roth Masters Degree, I see.
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                      • Carmine
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 7693

                        #12
                        Re: Story telling time

                        Originally posted by Northern Girl
                        It was SUNDAY AFTERNOON IN THE PARK and YANKEE ROSE was walking her DROP DEAD LEGS down EASY STREET to TOBACCO ROAD when SHYBOY TOP JIMMY would JUMP on this GIRL GONE BAD.

                        They did the BUMP AND GRIND til his ELEPHANT GUN is ON FIRE and would LIGHT UP THE SKY with a DAMN GOOD SHOOT IT ERUPTION. COULD THIS BE MAGIC? 'cause if feels JUST LIKE PARADISE; then he's OUT OF LOVE AGAIN with ONE FOOT OUT THE DOOR, but YOU'LL HEAR ABOUT IT LATER; 'cause THE BOTTOM LINE is A LIL' AIN'T ENOUGH and BABY'S ON FIRE and needs to FEEL YOUR LOVE TONIGHT one more time; so PUSH COMES TO SHOVE and THE FULL BUG STANDS UP with PERFECT TIMING and is the RIGHT TOOL FOR THE JOB to SLAM DUNK her SPANISH FLY like a HAMMERHEAD SHARK doing the DOGTOWN SHUFFLE; but it's a DROP IN THE BUCKET to the DIRTY MOVIES this LITTLE DREAMER makes when IT'S SHOWTIME and LADIES NITE IN BUFFALO.

                        TO TELL THE TRUTH I AIN'T TALKIN' ABOUT LOVE just LOSS OF CONTROL and A LITTLE LUCK if you want to DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY with BEAUTIFUL GIRLS. AIN'T NO BIG TING 'cause EVERYBODY WANTS SOME and YOU'RE BREATHIN' IT with YOUR FILTHY LITTLE MOUTH. It's LAST CALL, so TAKE YOUR WHISKEY HOME 'cause it's BOTTOMS UP and YOU REALLY GOT ME RUNNIN' WITH THE DEVIL but HEY, YOU NEVER KNOW with a COUNTER-BLAST and EXPERIENCE you could be GOING PLACES as KING OF HE HILL or if you're JUST A GIGILO you can spend the WEEKEND WITH THE BABYSITTER; just don't be FOOLS in the BLACK SAND or THE CRADLE WILL ROCK and you'll be in BIG TROUBLE and GOIN' CRAZY trying to get UNCHAINED and running to the CHEATIN HEART CAFE 'cause she's RELENTLESS and wants to take the BIG TRAIN straight to the CATHEDRAL before the SECRETS out; but THAT'S LIFE and now you're in a HOUSE OF PAIN 'cause you asked her to LOSE THE DRESS and the SENSIBLE SHOES. OH, PRETTY WOMAN, WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD TIMES GONE? INDEEDIDO, I'M THE ONE standing at LAND'S EDGE looking for a SKYSCRAPER to JUMP off, but I'LL WAIT as TWO FOOLS A MINUTE STAND UP and take the JUMP.

                        I guess EVERYBODY'S GOT THE MONKEY for WOMEN IN LOVE...or a TIGHT HINA. WA WA ZAT?
                        Northern Girl: That is the Frikkin best thing I ever read! How the hell did you come up with that? I would give you 10 stars for that if I could. I'm going to print it!

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                        • Golden AWe
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 34245

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Northern Girl
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                          hahaha...if you quote this it's possible to see her bristols. however, i'd shave the beaver if i was you
                          Originally posted by Cato
                          Golden, why are you FAT?
                          Originally posted by lesfunk
                          Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
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                          • Northern Girl
                            Full Member Status

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 3958

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Golden AWe
                            hahaha...if you quote this it's possible to see her bristols. however, i'd shave the beaver if i was you
                            Leave it to you, hon, to be the only one to know what that was. :D
                            Same ole song and dance...

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                            • Rikk
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 16518

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Panamark
                              Fuck ! I thought you were posting the source code the Aliens uploaded to Spammy's Brain !
                              :p
                              Roth Army Militia

                              Originally posted by WARF
                              Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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