Hey! Maybe I should sing lead for Van Halen!

[Lindsay Lohan]

LOL! OMG! I totally loved Jump and was like totally stoked that we used it in the Herbie movie! I sing it in the bathtub all the time n stuff! So, like, since Van Halen doesn't have a singer n all, maybe I could sing for 'em! Might actually be kinda cool, ya know, them kinda movin' into the new generation n stuff! And I could open em up to a whole new audience! WTF! Why didn't I think of this sooner?

I mean, Dave's bitchin and all, ya, but he's like got his radio thing going now n stuff!

And I'm ABSOLUTELY a better choice than that Sammy Hagar shithead! LOL! WTF were they THINKING when they hired him! OMFG!

So, like, whaddaya all think?

[WARF]

Wasn't the Van Halen III song FIRE IN THE HOLE written about you?

[Lindsay Lohan]

Originally posted by WARF
Wasn't the Van Halen III song FIRE IN THE HOLE written about you?

LMAO! OMG, there's ALWAYS a fire in my hole!! WTF!!!

:D

OMFG, I'm like the biggest fuckin' slut! I should be like totally ashamed of myself!

BUT I'M NOT!!! :D

Hey, a girl wants what a girl wants, ya know? LOL!

[WARF]

How bout the mighty warfcock?

[Lindsay Lohan]

OOOOOH baby!! Lemme at it!!! LMAO!!! Yum yum! :D

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by Lindsay Lohan
OOOOOH baby!! Lemme at it!!! LMAO!!! Yum yum! :D

..Like OMG...I'm sooooo SURE....don't you live in the Valley..GIRL ? And isn't your Daddy's doing time in the '"PEN" ???

I read that Your Daddy thinks you make a pretty pair with that '70's TV Show....Wilma....Oops..Wilmar ?

I think Van Halen wrote another for ya......'LOSS of CONTROL"
Like OMG !! :D
:p

[Coyote]

I wonder why that Frank Zappa-tune's playing in my head right at this moment... :D

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by Coyote
I wonder why that Frank Zappa-tune's playing in my head right at this moment... :D

EXACTLY!!! You are on your toes, Coyote!!! You must have woke up to smell the Valley Smog....like OMG!! :D

[bueno bob]

Frankly? I think she's onto something, I say...

[Coyote]

Originally posted by bantonelli
EXACTLY!!! You are on your toes, Coyote!!! You must have woke up to smell the Valley Smog....like OMG!! :D

Well fuck, if I close my eyes and I take a deep breath...
*deep breath*
I swear I can smell the Pacific Ocean.
That, and the SPF, fryin' somewhere close to the bikini lines...

Then I open my eyes... and there's snow melting everywhere.

[Alan the Grate]

I really like cabbage. Cabbage has perpensity and vision. You could ask why, but you'd be wrong.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Linds would be a better fit for Night Ranger.

for VH

[Lindsay Lohan]

OMG, I will say this! I will NEVER NEVER NEVER sing any of Sammy's stuff! Gross! Yuck! OMG, how that crap ever got released is like totally beyond me! WTF ever!!!

Seriously, I'd like rather go for a week without getting my tits fucked than to ever sing Dreams and that shit! LMAO!

[manwiththedogs]

Re: Hey! Maybe I should sing lead for Van Halen!

Originally posted by Lindsay Lohan
And I'm ABSOLUTELY a better choice than that Sammy Hagar shithead! LOL! WTF were they THINKING when they hired him! OMFG!

:D

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Lindsay Lohan
OMG, I will say this! I will NEVER NEVER NEVER sing any of Sammy's stuff! Gross! Yuck! OMG, how that crap ever got released is like totally beyond me! WTF ever!!!

Seriously, I'd like rather go for a week without getting my tits fucked than to ever sing Dreams and that shit! LMAO!

That's my girl! :D