Dave mentions Jesus in 2 songs

[Rubnose]

Originally posted by cwsmith17
Dave is not disrespecting Jesus. He is simply saying that different people have different ways and that's o.k.. Pretty cool if you ask me.

Thanks for calling me an asshole. Guess me and you have different ideas of what is cool. But that's okay because we have different ways. I am what is called logical in my reasoning and you are..well ..since you are unsure of what Dave wrote and did not write then I would say you are just plain stu....Special.

[Rubnose]

Originally posted by thefive
I do not think Dave would disrespect Jesus. I really do not. So Rubnose you think he would disrespect Jesus on purpose?

No. Just theologically uneducated or ignorant. Kinda like the way I break your balls because I don't know you but if I did i wouldn't.

[cwsmith17]

You've gotta calm down Rubnose. I said I was sorry and tried to mend the situation. We are on the same team you know.

[Cathedral]

LOL

[Cathedral]

ROTMFFLMMFAO, This thread has won the award for making me laugh the most in this mans NEW army.

You all are a laugh riot, take a bow, but be careful cause we have Fagar fans among us.

Did ya know they can smell a dooker from 8 miles out at sea?
Jesus didn't walk on water....He ran across that shit because the Fagar fans were sniffing him out.

[GAR]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
I hear everything, My son.

And verily, I am absolutely certain Dave's alright

You fucking CUNT, in BOTH instances they are subjective to irreverant references.

The first one in "Take Your Whisky Home" has Dav saying essentially, that the subject's alcholism is reasoned partially due to relationships with both females AND the Lord, yet he's fine with both.

The second reference is much worse becaise its' reference involves the price of blasphemy for the redeeming desire to plug an idolized penis in the mouth.

I'm not so certain YOURE alright.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by GAR
The second reference is much worse becaise its' reference involves the price of blasphemy for the redeeming desire to plug an idolized penis in the mouth.

"Tell me that you want it
Right where you're breathin' "

could also be a nose-job...discuss...

[GAR]

in that case, you're saying the subject in the song's hung like a pencil.. that ain't right, neither!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by GAR
in that case, you're saying the subject in the song's hung like a pencil.. that ain't right, neither!

depends on the nose...

[GAR]

I'm guessing you think of these angles for a living, correct?

[Rubnose]

Originally posted by cwsmith17
You've gotta calm down Rubnose. I said I was sorry and tried to mend the situation. We are on the same team you know.

You didn't call jesus an asshole you were speaking to me. You apologized to jesus not me. I don't like being called names especially by those I don't know. Ford posts as jesus and I don't. Whose the asshole? I have no alias' and Ford has as many as the girth of his belly.

Attack and I defend. Converse with respect and I'm your friend. It's that simple.

[Rubnose]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
depends on the nose...

How 'bout the "Rub" kind.

Tee-hee-hee!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by GAR

The first one in "Take Your Whisky Home" has Dav saying essentially, that the subject's alcholism is reasoned partially due to relationships with both females AND the Lord, yet he's fine with both.

Never thought of it that way, good point. I always considered it a "where the fuck did all my cash go" reference. Like tithing and expensive shopping trips and shit. Either way he's a happy leaping gnome.

[thefive]

If you support Van Hagar your for the enemy.

[Satan]

Originally posted by alexpgrimes
To balance everything he did mention the devil too.

Yep. I got two mentions as well

Runnin with the Devil, obviously.

And then there's A Little Ain't Enough

...and I don't think the Devil's ever gonna give me back (I don't think so!)

Plus he announces himself as my son - but his duties are mostly ceremonial