"Love walks in"

[SheAintWaiting]

Why is The Fat Sandalled Poodle always offering to suck
someone's dick about something?


Answer obvious; not required.


SheAintWaiting

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Terry
What is all this bullshit about Sammy being a better singer?

Roth has a lower natural range than Sammy. Hagar has no bottom end to his voice, and Dave hit high octaves screaming that Sammy couldn't reach with a rocket strapped to his ass.

This nonsense about Hagar being a better singer sounds like so much brainwashing from the Eddie sheep a la EVH.

Red Tubs has one key he's comfortable in, a mid to high end warble that had overstayed it's welcome long before he hooked up with Van Halen.

amen to that, brother !!!

[GAR]

Originally posted by sammycalderone
" I always had an advantage over Roth that I could really sing. "
yeah right hagar .......
roth sings way better than you

=OR=

" I always had a disadvantage compared to Roth that I couldnt really sing my way out of a paper bag, on my own, outside of Van Halen. "

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by John Holmes
He hated the lyrics to 'Amsterdam.' I said, 'Ed, look, this is the way I see the city. Now, I know you were born there, why don't you write the lyrics?' He snaps, 'Ah, c'mon man you know I can't write lyrics or else I'd write em!'

LMFAO!


Pure Spinal Tap.

Eddie can't write better lyrics than

Light 'em up!

Yeah!

Lookin' good through the window
Shinin' red and blue light, yeah
A little thick in the bottom
But still lookin' alright, yeah

Got a pocket full o' money
Got me a long night ahead
Quick stop by the Bulldog
Score me some Panama Red, yeah

Oh, wham bam, oh Amsterdam (Yeah yeah yeah)
Stone you like nothin' else can (Yeah yeah yeah)
Woo! Hot damn, roll an Amsterdam (Yeah yeah yeah)
She can't then nothin' else can

Uh! Caught a plane outta Moscow
Spent one cold night in Berlin, yeah
It's a long hard way but I'm a-comin'
Back again, yeah

Oh, wham bam, oh Amsterdam (Yeah yeah yeah)
Stone you like nothin' else can (Yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah, come on up, roll an Amsterdam (Yeah yeah yeah)
If she can't then no one else can

Yeah!
Yeow!

(Guitar Solo)

Ohhh!

(Yeah yeah yeah) Woo-hoo
(Yeah yeah yeah) Ooo-hoo
(Yeah yeah yeah) Ooo-hoo

Yeow!

Oh, wham bam, oh Amsterdam (Yeah yeah yeah)
Will stone you like nothin' else can (Yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah, hot damn, roll an Amsterdam (Yeah yeah yeah)
If she can't then no one else can (Yeah yeah yeah)
Woo! Wham bam, oh Amsterdam (Yeah yeah yeah)
Don't have to worry 'bout the man (Yeah yeah yeah)
Woo! Hot damn, uh, burn an Amsterdam, yeah (Yeah yeah yeah)
Stone me like nothin' else can (Yeah yeah yeah)

Cheers!

[Seshmeister]

Woo! Wham bam, oh Amsterdam...

Hahahahah!

[Panamark]

Sounds like a plaguerised type of copy of Bowies lyrics in Suffragette City.

Spammy, ever the original...

[DavidLeeNatra]

man...I'd been ashamed to offer such poor lyrics to my guitar player when I was starting my school band with 16...and these pricks ever asked dave to re-write stuff?

[Sammy_God]

Amsterdam kicks ass! Yeah!

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by Sammy_God
Amsterdam kicks ass! Yeah!

What!!!!!

Wham Bam
I'm in Amsterdam


Shit, I wish I could come up with lyrics like that!!!!

I suppose next you'll be telling us that Shakespear really wrote the lyrics to Source of Infection.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Sammy_God
Amsterdam kicks ass! Yeah!

damn right !!! but the song sucks...big time...