How many Chili Cheese Dogs can Michael Anthony Eat in One Day?

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  • GAR
    Banned
    • Jan 2004
    • 10881

    #16
    Shit, I could defocate 15 dog-sized curly-fries in a secret blend of thrash poo sauce from hot crossed buns in just one SITTING, not to mention what I could do in an all-day-long session. Not to mention the force of another 15 chili cheese dogs from Tommy's coming down the backpipes, either.

    SCREW those flouncey-bouncey Weinerschnitzel 99cent dogs. i'm talking man-sized, gutbusting, drench your shorts in ass-stenching sweat, dripping down your backside and asscrack from the internally distressing backpressure-type chili-cheese dogs man.. I don't fool around with gastronomics. I do the research so that you, the experts can have a subject to study.

    Thats' my specialty. I create it, you judge it, and in the end that's where the results shall lie: near the Rear End.
    Last edited by GAR; 05-04-2004, 03:28 AM.

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    • David Van Via
      Sniper
      • Apr 2004
      • 753

      #17
      I say he could eat about 18-20 (going on the fact he might eat one an hour).
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      • Panamark
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 17161

        #18
        Are we counting the lubed ones Spammy sticks up his ass ??
        BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
        Love ya Mary Frances!

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        • GAR
          Banned
          • Jan 2004
          • 10881

          #19
          .. what do you wish to share about this?

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          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17161

            #20
            nothing really ?
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

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