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"Edward is comparing himself to Beethoven, and his new singer zooms in from oblivion to start slamming me in the press. Very strange, if you ask me."
Classic.
Somehow I get the feeling that if Ed called now about a reunion, Dave wouldn't be gently telling him to go fuck himself, though, despite the fact that he should.Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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Roth said it himself...
for any of them to do anything in the future that doesn't have...
"Why didn't they tour one more time..."
tied to it...
they have to tour one more time...
should they?
no...
do I care at this point...
no...
that last paragraph is priceless..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Pg. 37 of the same mag!
very very GAY!Comment
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Kaja Goo Goo?Comment
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Van Hagar were known as the Fearsome Foursome?Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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A Flock Of Seagulls?Originally posted by Douglas T.
Pg. 37 of the same mag!
very very GAY!Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally posted by SeshmeisterIt's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
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If you want to know what Van Hagar was all about go watch Live Without a Net. Eddie still has the guitar chops and some cool stage presence, Alex went from being the cool looking drummer on the Jump video to a drunk monkey banging electronic Simmons drums, Mike is wearing yellow pants with a shirt that say's "Poof!", and Sammy Hagar looks like Ronald McDonald in Navajo moccasins and red pants. Ed went from wearing jeans to pink poofy pants.
As gay as the band was it kept on getting worse until it finally came to a head and self-destructed. But how can you kill something that was dead to begin with? Van Hagar was a twilight zone gay nightmare that was so useless we often think it was a bad nightmare that never existed in carbon form or cheese form for that matter.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Originally posted by Nitro Express
If you want to know what Van Hagar was all about go watch Live Without a Net. Eddie still has the guitar chops and some cool stage presence, Alex went from being the cool looking drummer on the Jump video to a drunk monkey banging electronic Simmons drums, Mike is wearing yellow pants with a shirt that say's "Poof!", and Sammy Hagar looks like Ronald McDonald in Navajo moccasins and red pants. Ed went from wearing jeans to pink poofy pants.
As gay as the band was it kept on getting worse until it finally came to a head and self-destructed. But how can you kill something that was dead to begin with? Van Hagar was a twilight zone gay nightmare that was so useless we often think it was a bad nightmare that never existed in carbon form or cheese form for that matter.
Ed and the band sounded okay on LWAN, even though 90% of the songs on it were shite, but Hagar just looked fucking ridiculous. Jumping up and down in place like a little kid who needs to take a leak, or doing that queer vagina symbol with his hands over his melon (yes, yes, we get it, you're a cunthead), or yelling out "It's 5150 time!"...ugh!
Ed could still play back then, but the party had left the band with Dave, so it was basically an average band with a shit singer and a great guitar player who was dabbling more and more in keyboards...
First time I saw that shit, from the opening track where Ed and Sam are circle-jerk kicking, and Ed in those pink guido parachute pants...that band was over. Me and my buds fucking laughed our ASSES off! No suprise that all the fag glam metal heads at school got off on Van Hagar after years of complaining that the band sounded 'too hard rock' with Dave in it. The same faggots who climbed aboard the Van Halen bandwagon only after Jump came out were the ones who made the transition to Van Hagar.Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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...Or when Sammy is hanging from the rigging during "Ain't talking about love" and I'm hoping the motherfucker loses his grip and crashes into the audience below breaking his neck in the process...No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Boy! Last week I mentioned Dave wouldn't do a reunion right now the way Ed is for just the money. I got slammed. "Of Course Dave Would Do It For The Money...Idiot". I've never felt Dave was about the money. Sure, he wants it, and takes it. But that isn't what drives him. So to everyone who slammed me last week.
FUCK YOU!!!!
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Anyways, nice read Douglas. Thanks!“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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