Proof that Van Hagar are the gayest of all the bands

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  • Shaun Ponsonby
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Oct 2004
    • 6409

    Proof that Van Hagar are the gayest of all the bands



    Proof that Van Hagar are the gayest of all the bands.

    What kind of male band sneaks into another guys house whilst he is in the shower?
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  • guwapo_rocker

    #2
    C'mon man.....

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    • DavidLeeNatra
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jan 2004
      • 10715

      #3
      jeeeeeeeez...
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      • Coyote
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 8185

        #4
        Just proves what an irritating force Van Hagar really is.

        Worse than jock itch...
        Last edited by Coyote; 04-25-2006, 11:54 AM.
        Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

        Originally posted by Seshmeister
        It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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        • Unchainme
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2005
          • 7746

          #5
          that 'tis Jon Stewart, Shaun, He' has a funny show now, That was back when MTV forced him to do all those shitty things.
          Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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          • DrMaddVibe
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6686

            #6
            Jon and Spammy...2 of a kind!
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            • Bo Nozos
              Roadie
              • Jun 2005
              • 191

              #7
              I hear you. Anyone remember that MTV Video Music Awards show from the early 90's hwere VH won something and Sammy accepted it, wearing snow white from head to toe? It was one of those moments where I very clearly remembered why I stopped buying Van Halen records after 1984.

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 59630

                #8
                Originally posted by Bo Nozos
                I hear you. Anyone remember that MTV Video Music Awards show from the early 90's hwere VH won something and Sammy accepted it, wearing snow white from head to toe? It was one of those moments where I very clearly remembered why I stopped buying Van Halen records after 1984.
                You mean this faggot assed chekered suit?



                Actually, I take that back........ I don't think a gay guy would be caught dead wearing that shit. They have better fashion sense.
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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 59630

                  #9
                  Fucking goddamned Sammy deleted all the embarrassing old pictures from Chedrocker.com
                  Eat Us And Smile

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                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • simplerhyme
                    Full On Cocktard
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 24

                    #10
                    He looks like Bette Midler more every time I see a pic!

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                    • Shaun Ponsonby
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 6409

                      #11
                      Who is Bette Midler?
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                      • Sarge's Little Helper
                        Commando
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 1322

                        #12
                        Who is Bette Midler?
                        Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..
                        "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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                        • Shaun Ponsonby
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 6409

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Sarge's Little Helper
                          Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..

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