We're FUCKING BACK!

[ritetoolforjob]

Re: We're FUCKING BACK!

Originally posted by Sarge
<b>IT'S KICKING NAMES AND TAKING ASS TIME! <b>
What an awful time to fucking go offline...!

I know what you are thinking....
What the fuck happened.. right?

Well our host moved us to another server because of bandwith problems and it was a complete total bitch to get a forum database 2.5 gigs in size transported correctly. It looks like things were corrected.

We know we had doubters... but you fuckers need to know one thing.

1. We are here to stay (well until we have to move to another server)

2. Much thanks to the brillIANT hitchBRAIN1969. If it weren't for him.. none of this would be possible

3. This website is not something we take lightly.
Not to quote the Blues Brothers .. but.. "We are on a mission from God"
We are here ot support Diamond Dave and celebrate (and mourn) Classic Van Halen.

We are.. as serious as an erect penis when we state that we are here for good.
We are not going anywhere....relax.
We plan on keeping this ARMY afloat for years to come.

On a side note...
I am back from IRAQ. Some of the shit that is broken will soon be fixed.
For those of you wanting to know... IRAQ SUCKED. Don't Vacation there anytime soon.

BREASTS,
SARGE

blah blah blah.... YAWN. i'm glad we're all back, i can always count on this site for some time well wasted....

[Loons The Great]

Don't be wastin' my motherfucking time, ritetoolslob

Originally posted by the toolshed
blah blah blah.... YAWN. i'm glad we're all back, i can always count on this site for some time well wasted....

Shut the fuck up you waste of fucking space. Go on back to hell.

[Golden AWe]

Re: Don't be wastin' my motherfucking time, ritetoolslob

Originally posted by Loons The Great
Shut the fuck up you waste of fucking space. Go on back to hell.

Hahah...yeah, well, we gotta understand ritetool...he's just lonely and desperate!

Ahahhaha...what a waste of fucking bandwidth...

[Loons The Great]

THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN', BIG RIG TRUCKIN' IF THE RIVER WAS WHISKEY AND I WUZ A DIVIN' DUCK HOUSE THAT ROTH BUILT ONE TIME NAH YEZZ YEZZ...HIDE YO DAUGHTERS, HIDE YER WIVES(SHO' NUFF')...and HIDE 'EM SHEEP NAH YEZ YES YAS!!!!!!

NOTHIN' BUT THE BLUES!!

NOTHIN' BUT THE BEST AND LATER FOR THE GARBAGE!!

THE BLUES AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A GOOD LOOKIN' WOMAN...OR TWO...ON YO MIND NAH!!

FUCKYEAH!!!

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

[ritetoolforjob]

Re: Don't be wastin' my motherfucking time, ritetoolslob

Originally posted by Loons The Great
Shut the fuck up you waste of fucking space. Go on back to hell.

YAAWWWWWWNNNNNNNN.

[Loons The Great]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
YAAWWWWWWNNNNNNNN.

You are a witty no business born rat soup eaten insecure junkyard motherfucker, ain'tchoo?

[ritetoolforjob]

Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Originally posted by Loons The Great
You are a witty no business born rat soup eaten insecure junkyard motherfucker, ain'tchoo?

yessir, indeediam. thanx for for the compliments, i always knew u had good taste.

[Big Troubles]

Re: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
yessir, indeediam. thanx for for the compliments, i always knew u had good taste.

I get it now.... Relax everyone. He's from New Foundland. LMAO!

[Dan]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
I Love the taste of semen.

Get a Room with your Boyfriend then.