Funny email from a ROTH supporter I got today

[Sarge]

I got this in my inbox today

ORIGINALLY SENT TO SARGE IN AN EMAIL
email below


you want my opinion on sammy gayboy hagar hes not big enough
to fit roths sensible shoeshe sammy was on classic rock magazine back a couple
of months ago stirring shite saying that roths hair is coming out! and he puts a
net thing on his head i personaly
think all of us in this website should put cash together and get a
couple of skinheads to make a picknick out of hagars face im only 16 i went to
see roth on his tour in february in glasgow
even though im not im not a member yet that is im willing to pay more than $100
to get guys to jump him but the reason i think we should pay more is so it is
done properely and he is putting
poor dave through so much hassle"!
thank you for your time

[Sarge]

Re: Funny email from a ROTH supporter I got today

Nice guesture but having some skinheads jump Hagar might be going overboard..
Sarge

[FORD]

And I thought the 17 year old stinking up the Front Line was mentally deficient.

Yo Sesh! What's up with the schools in Scotland??

[Switch84]

Nevermind

What the fuck??? The last thing Davy Baby would want associated with him (fanwise or otherwise) is a gosh damn skinhead! That lost individual needs to read Dave's book to get an idea of how he feels about that dumb shit.


I'm no Spammy fan, either, but having him assaulted is way too extreme.

[smaz]

I think we should lock him in a room and make him listen to his own material. That would be a punishment for anybody. I was thinking to lure him in there we could use bacon???

Beating Sammy up's going to far. At least he's got Ed and the boys of their asses. Now all we have to do is wait for them to hear him sing, realise what they've done and get Roth back. I wish.........

[ZahZoo]

Sarge, as harmless as assumed the verbal bantor is around here... IMO it is getting too common place to be referring to assault, murder, etc... round here. I know I can ignor or leave, but I do enjoy the bulk of what goes down here.

Another consideration is there are legal aspects to this type of behavior... given my work I'm very familiar with the federal law (18 U.S.C. Section 875) on this. Given global security measures these days the internet and Bboards such as this are being looked at by a miriad of law enforcement entities. Some discouragement may be advisable...

Chapter 41 covers this in the federal code...

Section 875. Interstate communications

(a) Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any
communication containing any demand or request for a ransom or
reward for the release of any kidnapped person, shall be fined
under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both.
(b) Whoever, with intent to extort from any person, firm,
association, or corporation, any money or other thing of value,
transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication
containing any threat to kidnap any person or any threat to injure
the person of another, shall be fined under this title or
imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both.
(c) Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any
communication containing any threat to kidnap any person or any
threat to injure the person of another, shall be fined under this
title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.
(d) Whoever, with intent to extort from any person, firm,
association, or corporation, any money or other thing of value,
transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication
containing any threat to injure the property or reputation of the
addressee or of another or the reputation of a deceased person or
any threat to accuse the addressee or any other person of a crime,
shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two
years, or both.

[Viking]

Seeing Sammy with leprosy would be one thing, but getting a bunch of mouth-breathing death metal freaks to goose-step on his skull is going over the line. If nothing else, ya gotta wait for 'ol Cactus Face to say something before you punch him in the teeth....

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by FORD
And I thought the 17 year old stinking up the Front Line was mentally deficient.

Yo Sesh! What's up with the schools in Scotland??

Fucksticks!

I've been taking the piss out of the US education system for years on these boards and one fucker blows it in a single email...


I'm clinging to the fact that we don't know how far he travelled to go to that gig...


Cheers!

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Viking
Seeing Sammy with leprosy would be one thing, but getting a bunch of mouth-breathing death metal freaks to goose-step on his skull is going over the line. If nothing else, ya gotta wait for 'ol Cactus Face to say something before you punch him in the teeth....

Spammy never has and never will travel to Scotland so I wouldn't worry too much about him.

Van Hagar will never tour Europe again.

Cheers!

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Sarge
I got this in my inbox today

Originally posted by Switch84
That lost individual needs to read Dave's book to get an idea of how he feels about that dumb shit.

I'm no Spammy fan, either, but having him assaulted is way too extreme.

I'm with Switch84. Dave's Jewish. Sammy's not. Sending a skinhead to mess up Hagar would probably backfire. Besides, who was this guy going to notify, Mr Badguy?

[SheAintWaiting]

>>by a miriad of law<<

There's no such thing as "a miriad of", and by the
by, it's "myriad". I think it's funny when people
try to sound all important and then they f**k it
up by not being able to spell. So much for the
education system, indeed.

Not that I'm a Fat Sandalled Poodle fan, mind you,
but I just think it's hilarious when people try to pull
the "I'm an important person" card and can't even
f**kin' put a sentence together correctly.

In case you give a sh**, the proper use of the word
"myriad" would include a statement such as:

"There are myriad reasons why Samuel Hagar sucks.
His fatness is one. His poodlehead is another. Lastly,
his screeching caterwaul of a so-called singing voice
is an insult to all things musical."

Myriad reasons. Myriad laws. Myriad puppies. No
such thing as "a myriad of".

So uh, 'might wanna brush up on the English grammar,
Oh-So-Important-FBI-Connected-One. And you ought
to be doubly ashamed, 'cause I'm a f**kin' MATH MAJOR.

Also, I'm amused that a person telling people
not to joke about wanting to assault a fat rock star
because the EFF BEE EYE might give a sh** quotes
the song popularized by the Sopranos in his/her
sig. line. Irony! I SURE AS F*** HOPE THE EFF
BEE EYE has BETTER THINGS TO DO than give a
flying f**k if somebody claims to want to assault
a washed-up wanna-be rock singer.

I wanna kill f*ckface Kerry. I wanna kill that
b*tch who cut me off in traffic today. I wanna kill
Kylie Minogue. I wanna kill BILL! Turn me in!
Alert the presses! Call the suits!!! Oh no!
PEOPLE WANT TO KILL! FASTER PUSSYCAT!
KILL! KILL! KILL!


SheAintWaiting

[Terry]

Sammy's not even worth the skin loss off my knuckles a bitch slap would entail.

[GAR]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Sarge, as harmless as assumed the verbal bantor is around here... IMO it is getting too common place to be referring to assault, murder, etc... round here.

Dude, the kid's:

a minor
lives in Scotland
the Federal code cited is US law.

If the guy wanted Sammy's head on a stick, floating above a burning pool of petrol till the fat melts from his flesh and he makes candles of it, sells em on ebay and actually gets his 100 quid back, who's to argue with that?

Now if some Hasidic bodybuilders from over near Fairfax district wanna come down and offer Sam the PoundCRAP©™ I would think that would be a Kosher beating, as apposed to some Goyim Sex Pistols meshugganafuckhead whipping out his ghey Doc Martens on his ass.. is a Non-Kosher Beating any worse off than if some dudes who specialize in the reading of Moses' Law tear him apart? I'm not willing to let this go to chance - if we can get those who can define a more moral guideline from the Torah on how best to approach this, if we're talking law here, then a righteous beating it shall be.

(I'm just looking for added value here, cuz 100 bux is a 100 bux)

[cwsmith17]

What?

[redblkwht]

Great read sarge thanks, funny IMO-