A little Story for ya

[binnie]

Owned indeed.


He doesn't like jokes about his mom very much......

[binnie]

I quit the record store job last month to concentrate on my studies.


Seven years of serving morons who like products not music is enough to destroy anyone's soul.


On my last day, I served someone who thought Bon Jovi were a heavy band.......

I told him that my mom thought so too....

[Loons The Great]

Ize remembah back in time...when e'eryone waz ridin' 'round on a horse an' buggy...Ize waz at a record sto' and they were playin' a Bon Jovi record dere...a Jovi tune waz jus' a boomin'...somethin' about..."...it's my life...like Frankie said I did it my way..."...an' these two douchebags were talkin' the tune up:

Douchebag1: Dude this new song is totally dope.

Douchebag2: Yeah, Bon Jovi rocks, man.

Douchebag1: This ain't Bon Jovi, this is Van Halen.

Law'd hab mercy on me...Loungemachine would file these two under too stupid to live.