Hagar song title rumor

[MAX]

This was posted at Brett's and this "Van Fan" has been credible. I just can't help but ROTFL @ the song title. Spam has always been beyond weak and pathetic (as with everything he does) lyrically but he might actually put some passion into the new single. The subject matter sounds close to his brain, heart and waistline! Maybe it's about a cheese omlette in bed with "E.T."?!?!?!?!?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

ENJOY!!!!

[MAX]

Oh shit, I forgot only registered users can go to all forums. Sorry, my bad.

Here's the post:

-Looks like "It's About Time" may not be the first BOV2 single after all. A new track called "UP FOR BREAKFAST" (yes, stupid title) looks like it may be the first new VH track we hear from the boys. However, "It's" and the other reported track "Learning To See" will still most likely be included on BOV2. But...

-Things are still not 100% kosher between VH and WB, meaning NOTHING is definite yet as far as an official release of BOV2. If things don't get moving quickly, we may not get anything until AFTER the damn tour... if then even! I first heard that Dave was one of the problems as I posted a few weeks ago, but Sammy actually may be causing a little drama (no definite reasons) himself as well, so that may push things back as well. I'm not trying to start a Dave/Sammy riot here, so everyone please stay calm!

-Some good news (for a change) is that there are plans to record a few of the shows and piece the best performances together for a live DVD to be released after the tour ends, but you never know when that may be. And as I posted before, DO NOT expect an official video for whatever the first single will be from BOV2.

[PHOENIX]

Dave is not the problem. He is the solution!:D

[MAX]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
Dave is not the problem. He is the solution!:D

Yep!!! :D

However, I'll bet that "breakfast" song will sound like a jingle for slim fast.

[alexpgrimes]

I thought the new song title was "My dick in one hand and a bottle of tequila in the other".

[MAX]

Jeez, all of the song titles reek of brilliance don't they?

"It's About Time (To Eat)"

"Hot For Breakfast"

"Learning to Sing"

Funny shit if you ask me!

[rustoffa]

"up for breakfast".....sounds like a sappy " love made me quit getting fucked up so I don't sleep all day anymore" thing. Full on international house of pancakes made of shit bullshit.

[Panamark]

"UP FOR BREAKFAST"

You guys are kidding me right ?? Spammy has written a song called Up for Breakfast ?? This *HAS* to be a joke..

[MAX]

Originally posted by Panamark
"UP FOR BREAKFAST"

You guys are kidding me right ?? Spammy has written a song called Up for Breakfast ?? This *HAS* to be a joke..

No mate, no fucking joke!!!

"Van Fan" has been very, VERY accurate for a long time. He's obviously in the "know." That's why I had to report it!!! LOL! How can this get anymore hilarious? It's fucking pathetic and funny!!!!

[distortion9]

"Up For Breakfast"?!?!?!?!?!?!

Are you fucking shitting me with THAT fucking GARBAGE?!?!?!?!

C'mon you fucking pussy Hagar fans....let's hear you spin this shit. Go ahead and tell me one more time about how "brilliant" a song crafter that fat, red, fuck is...go ahead....I dare you!

"Up For Breakfast"?!?!?!?!

LAUGH MY MOTHERFUCKING ASS OFF!!!

[GAR]

I did not post that..

Fuckme: Up for Fucking Breakfast?

I clicked on this thread thinking, shit; if its about Sammy its gonna be about food.

How Pavlovian can you get, yeah. But that's what I think about when Hagar comes up in conversation.

I'll go nuke my TV dinner in his honor then (or disHonor...).

[distortion9]

Max, a most excellent find my brotha, can't stop laughing.

[MAX]

d9,

Come on bro? It sounds "deep?" LMFAO!!!! I'm still betting money that it is about a cheese omlette shoved up his ass by aliens, includes the word "love" several times in the chorus, verses and bridge!!! Maybe it will be a new McDonalds breakfast ad?

[distortion9]

Originally posted by MAX
d9,

Come on bro? It sounds "deep?" LMFAO!!!! I'm still betting money that it is about a cheese omlette shoved up his ass by aliens, includes the word "love" several times in the chorus, verses and bridge!!! Maybe it will be a new McDonalds breakfast ad?

Lmao....Dude, I HAD to come out of retirement over there to stir the pot. I like how NO FUCKING BODY is talkin bout "Up For Breakfast" in that thread.....lmfao.

You just KNOW they are all cringing from that bit of news.

[GAR]

According to the tard "BoDean" who does Sammy's website, this is totally fucking true!

This is just unbelievable. A self-parody. But apparently true.

I mean we joke about how fat he is and his eating habits and shit here on the DLRArmy, but in fact, Sam's fast becoming a self mockery.

Check this from the SHML:

From: "BoDEAN" <bodean@s...>
Date: Wed May 5, 2004 4:17 am
Subject: Update on the Van Hagar music coming out soon....

According to Hits Daily Double, the first single from the retooled, Sammy Hagar-fronted VAN HALEN will be "Up for Breakfast", one of three tracks produced by Glen Ballard. The other two are "Learning to See" and "It's About Time".

All three cuts are expected to surface on the band's upcoming best-of set, tentatively due this summer. The band will kick off the first leg of their massive North American tour on June 11 in Greensboro, North
Carolina.

Can't Wait!

BoDEAN (Webmaster)
http://www.sammyhagar.net <http://www.sammyhagar.net/>
"There's NO substitute for RED!"